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| Andrew Thomas thinks his stupid lawsuit might be "the most factually detailed federal civil RICO claim ever filed in Arizona." |
For those of us who don't stand accused of being criminals, or literally face felony charges simply for doing our jobs (see:
Donahoe, Gary), it's been something of a hoot to read the filings by Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas in his conspiracy-fueled attack on other county officials.
Of course these aren't laughing matters. Hundreds of thousands of dollars are being spent on lawyers; county business isn't getting done; reputations are being destroyed by whisper campaigns and unproven assertions in court filings.
But the logic displayed by Thomas and his minions as they attempt to execute their attack is, in fact, laughable.
One lawyer noted at a rally last month that the "probable cause" statement Thomas' office filed in
the case against Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Gary Donahoe reads like a letter to the editor -- and that seems about right. These filings are so full of bombast and so short on legal theory, we're still not sure what Thomas' endlessly cited "criminal enterprise" was supposedly up to: There's never been so much as an allegation that anyone has profited one penny from their alleged criminal acts.
That said, Thomas' latest filing in his racketeering case against numerous county officials --
the stupid RICO claim that alleges county supervisors, judges, and their lawyers are part of a criminal conspiracy -- is hilarious. Why? Even though every lawyer in town who's read this thing has been horrified by its absence of fact, Thomas is still convinced it's a gem.
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