Brenda Barton, Republican Lawmaker, Claims Obama Is Hitler and Park Rangers Are Thugs

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There's a saying the local Democrats have: You can't spell "crazy" without "R-AZ."

Why? Because of people like Republican Representative Brenda Barton of Payson, who explained on Facebook Monday that F├╝hrer der Nation Barack Obama and those gang-bangers known as park rangers are just ruining this nation.

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10 Types of Arizona Republicans

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In Arizona, Republican citizens are more than just Obama-hating, gun-toting, free Americans.

Although a lot of people are only Republicans for one day every couple of years (on Election Day), some are much more dedicated to the party than others. Check out our field guide to 10 types of Republicans you'll see in Arizona (and everywhere else, really):

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Jim Kolbe, Republican Ex-Congressman, Wants LGBT Couples Covered in Immigration Reform

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A Republican testified before a Senate committee Monday to call the "Gang of Eight" immigration bill an "excellent starting point," but said he feels that lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender families were left out of the proposed legislation.

No, this isn't the The Onion.

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-Pervgate


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Arizona's Republican Congressmen Take the Jan Brewer Route on Immigration Proposals

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The anti-immigration-reform crowd's broken record is currently playing in the offices of Republican Congressmen Matt Salmon, Trent Franks, Paul Gosar, and David Schweikert.

The congressmen, like Governor Jan Brewer, insist that they can only even fathom immigration reform proposals if the border is secure. Still, no one's able to provide a definition of "secure border."

See also:
-President Obama Talked Immigration Reform While Jan Brewer Got Stale at the Border


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Legislators Propose Forcing High School Students to Swear to Defend Constitution in Order to Graduate

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"Finally, our state legislators are making sure Arizona's teenagers will ask for the Lord's help defending the Constitution before they're allowed to earn a high school diploma." --Nobody

If a handful of Republican state legislators have their way, high school students in Arizona would not be allowed to graduate until taking an oath to defend the U.S. Constitution.

See also:
-Arizona GOP's Proposed Bylaws Revive Joe McCarthy, Witch Hunts, Loyalty Oaths


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Fellow Republicans: An Emergency Plan to Stop Our Asses From Getting Kicked

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Have you seen a liberal kicking one of these? If so, call the hotline at 1-866-WERE-FUCKED.
To: Lovers of America

From: The Republican National Committee

RE: Emergency platform changes

Dear Patriots: It seems that 47 percent was somewhat larger than we anticipated in last week's election. Henceforth, we urge all Republicans to adopt these immediate policy changes.

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Arizona Republicans Found Out Barack Obama Won Re-Election, and Things Got Very Awkward

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Maricopa County Bill Montgomery, stuck with the worst speaking spot of the year.


At the Arizona Republican Party's election-viewing party at the Hyatt Regency in Phoenix last night, the moment came that precisely none of the scheduled speakers was prepared for -- on a large screen to the right of the stage, Fox News declared that President Obama had won re-election.

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Paradise Republican Women's Club Fibs About Andrew Thomas, Says Feds "Exonerated" Him; Disgraced Ex-Prosecutor to Speak at Club

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Andrew Thomas, the featured speaker this Saturday at the Paradise Republican Women's Club, wasn't really "exonerated" by the feds, as the club states.

Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas may be a political loser, but he's still popular with the women -- of the Paradise Republican Women's Club, anyway.

The venerable Valley club has scheduled Thomas, a failed politician whose abuse of power led this year to disbarment and disgrace, to appear as guest speaker at its annual meeting this coming Saturday.

And get this: The club, in a bio of Thomas linked in its home page, says that a federal grand jury and prosecutors "exonerated" Thomas of wrongdoing.

That, of course, is a total crock.

See also: Andrew Thomas and Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "Unholy Collaboration" Abused Justice

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Jan Brewer Gets a "D" in Economics From the Libertarian Cato Institute

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The libertarian Cato Institute has not been taking it easy on Arizona -- it has consistently said the state's immigration laws are no good for the economy, and now it's giving Governor Jan Brewer a "D" in fiscal policy.

The idea behind the grade is simple: "governors who have cut taxes and spending the most receive the highest grades, while those who have increased taxes and spending the most receive the lowest grades."

See also:
-Arizona Immigration Laws Called Out by Cato Institute for Economic Woes


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Gabriela Saucedo Mercer Attempts to Clarify Anti-"Middle Easterners" Comment, Says She Mentioned Chinese People Too

See also: GOP Candidate Doesn't Want "Middle Easterners" in U.S.

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Republican congressional candidate Gabriela Saucedo Mercer says the campaign for her Democratic opponent, Congressman Raul Grijalva, was deceptive about her comment that she doesn't want "Middle Easterners" in the United States.

Mercer's piss-poor explanation: Grijalva's campaign failed to mention that she talked about Chinese people, too.

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