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|Have you seen a liberal kicking one of these? If so, call the hotline at 1-866-WERE-FUCKED.|
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|Maricopa County Bill Montgomery, stuck with the worst speaking spot of the year.|Andrew Thomas, the featured speaker this Saturday at the Paradise Republican Women's Club, wasn't really "exonerated" by the feds, as the club states.
Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas may be a political loser, but he's still popular with the women -- of the Paradise Republican Women's Club, anyway.
The venerable Valley club has scheduled Thomas, a failed politician whose abuse of power led this year to disbarment and disgrace, to appear as guest speaker at its annual meeting this coming Saturday.
And get this: The club, in a bio of Thomas linked in its home page, says that a federal grand jury and prosecutors "exonerated" Thomas of wrongdoing.
That, of course, is a total crock.More »
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