Found at the Border

Border Agents Find Heroin Stuffed in a Guy's Belly Button

By Matthew Hendley Thu., May 9 2013 at 11:26 AM
Categories: Found at the Border, Photo of the Day
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Customs and Border Protection
That's a belly button full o' heroin.


Ladies and gentlemen, the above photo is a man's belly button stuffed with heroin, in an attempted smuggling attempt in Nogales.

See also:
-Bell Peppers Will Not Disguise 2,000 Pounds of Weed, Mexican National Discovers
-Border Agents Find Women With Buckets of Chicken: Half Original Recipe, Half Meth
-Mexican Man Breaks Record for Unsuccessful Arizona-Bound Marijuana Smuggling
-230 Pounds of Cheese Seized at U.S./Mexico Border

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arizona, border, calvin howard iii, customs and border protection, drug smuggling, drugs, heroin, nogales
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This Is a Photo of George W. Bush Smoochin' Jan Brewer

By Matthew Hendley Thu., Apr. 25 2013 at 11:46 AM
Categories: Photo of the Day
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Facebook
Where's Jan's finger?
This is a photograph of President George W. Bush and Governor Jan Brewer, in which Bush is giving Brewer a little smooch, and Brewer's not shoving her finger in his face.

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arizona, george w bush, jan brewer
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Tucson Robber Disguised as Demon Is Exactly the Type of Person You Don't Want Sneaking Up Behind You

By Matthew Hendley Tue., Apr. 23 2013 at 3:16 PM
Categories: Photo of the Day
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Pima County Sheriff's Department
Some scary asshole at an ATM.
Having a robber sneak up behind you with a knife while you're at an ATM is undoubtedly scary as hell.

If a robber sneaking up behind you with a knife looks like the guy in the photo above, we're guessing an involuntary bowel movement is the only logical reaction.

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arizona, demon, pima county sheriff's department, robbery, tucson
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Joe Arpaio Still Looking Fairly Pathetic, Six Weeks After Alleged Slip and Fall

By Matthew Hendley Thu., Apr. 11 2013 at 3:00 PM
Categories: Photo of the Day
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Twitter
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, still showing off his medical issues.


Here's a photo of elderly Sheriff Joe Arpaio, taken six weeks after supposedly slipping and falling on a sidewalk in downtown Phoenix.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio, "Media Whore," Won't Go on Television for at Least a Week Due to Injury
-Joe Arpaio Still Hospitalized With Broken Arm After 24 Hours
-Joe Arpaio Featured in Videos From Hospital Bed, Does Himself No Favors


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arizona, joe arpaio, maricopa county sheriff's office
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Joe Arpaio Featured in Videos From Hospital Bed, Does Himself No Favors

By Matthew Hendley Fri., Mar. 1 2013 at 7:00 AM
Categories: Photo of the Day
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The self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in America
We're not doctors. That said, it appears like "step two" in the treatment for Sheriff Joe Arpaio's condition may involve embalming fluid.

We say this because Arpaio's press squad uploaded yesterday a pair of videos of the sheriff in his hospital bed, and we're really struggling to find a reason why.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio, 80-Year-Old Sheriff, Broke His Arm After Tripping and Falling


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arizona, joe arpaio, maricopa county sheriff's office, sheriff joe
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Section of Route 89 Closed; Judging From This Picture, It Looks Like Godzilla Stepped on It

By Matthew Hendley Wed., Feb. 20 2013 at 9:40 AM
Categories: Photo of the Day
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ADOT
At the bottom of this post, you can see the full-sized photo from the Arizona Department of Transportation of U.S. Route 89, which looks really messed up.

And, as the headline suggests, if we had to describe the photograph to someone, we'd say it looks like Godzilla stepped on it.

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adot, arizona, arizona department of transportation, buckling, route 89
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Here's a Picture of Jan Brewer and Larry Fitzgerald on an Airplane

By Matthew Hendley Mon., Feb. 4 2013 at 11:44 AM
Categories: Photo of the Day
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via Twitter
Left to right: Michael Brewer, Jason Hope, Governor Jan Brewer, Edward James Olmos, and Larry Fitzgerald.

For some reason, there's a photograph of Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald on an airplane with Governor Jan Brewer.


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arizona, arizona cardinals, edward james olmos, james hope, jan brewer, larry fitzgerald, super bowl
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Randy Parraz and Friends Try to Get a Trip to Hawaii Out of Joe Arpaio

By Matthew Hendley Thu., May 24 2012 at 4:14 PM
Categories: Laugh Track, Photo of the Day, Publicity Stunts
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Photo by Matthew Hendley
Randy Parraz (center, black shirt) and company want to go to Hawaii too.
The best way to respond to a publicity stunt is with another publicity stunt, so the news that taxpayers are funding a Maricopa County Deputy Sheriff's trip to Hawaii for "birther" purposes led activist Randy Parraz and friends to hold a little luau at Arpaio's office in downtown Phoenix today.

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arizona, barack obama, birther, hawaii, joe arpaio, maricopa county sheriff's office, randy parraz
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The Valley Has a Bit of a Storm Going on Right Now

By Matthew Hendley Wed., May 9 2012 at 6:18 PM
Categories: Photo of the Day, Weather or Not
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Photo by Benjamin Leatherman
In case you're out of town, in a bomb shelter, or otherwise oblivious to the world around you, there's a bit of a storm going on in the Valley right now.

According to the Weather Channel, the rain part of it is going on until around 7 p.m.

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arizona, phoenix, storm, weather
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