Meghan McCain Claims Her Vagina Doesn't Decide Who She's Voting for

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Meghan McCain's vagina: not for voting.
Despite the speculation that Senator John McCain's daughter, Meghan McCain, consults her vagina before casting votes -- speculation we assume never existed -- she claims she does not.

McCain was in the KTAR booth for her weekly chat with Mac and Gaydos yesterday, and confirmed something that no one really asked, like the time she explained that she's not a lesbian, but is actually "strictly dickly."

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-Meghan McCain Talks Hot Arizona Guys, Mitt Romney, and America, You Sexy Bitch
-Meghan McCain: Not a Lesbian. "Strictly Dickly," She Says

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Meghan McCain: Not a Lesbian. "Strictly Dickly," She Says

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Meghan McCain has arrived.
Meghan McCain, daughter of Senator John McCain, isn't a lesbian.

That's about the most important fact we derived from her new Q&A with Playboy, in which she mostly talked about dudes and some politics.

McCain was asked to expand upon her recollection of a girls trip to Sedona after her father's unsuccessful presidential bid in 2008, in which she said her and the ladies were hanging out in bed.

"I'm not a lesbian, if that's what you're asking," she told the magazine. "I'd be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I'm not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I'm strictly dickly. I can't help it. I love sex and I love men."

She also went on to explain that if you happen to catch her in a gay bar, it's just because "they play the best music and my gay friends like to dance."

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Ed Harris in a John McCain Costume *PHOTO*

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Ed Harris is the spitting image of Senator John McCain.
HBO has released promotional images from the upcoming film Game Change, and one thing is clear: A Beautiful Mind star Ed Harris is a dead ringer for "The Maverick."

Harris is signed on to play the role of Senator John McCain in the upcoming film, which is based on John Heilemann and Mark Halperin's bestselling book, Game Change, in which the authors air some of the McCain campaign's dirty laundry -- namely, Sarah Palin and her continual battles with campaign staffers.

While she's no Tina Fey, Julianne Moore makes for a pretty convincing Palin, too.

See Moore as Palin below.

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Meghan McCain Takes High Road in Glenn Beck Body Image Battle (Sort of)

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Meghan McCain, daughter of Senator John McCain, is taking the high road after Fox News' biggest blabbermouth, Glenn Beck, went on his radio show earlier this week and pretended to puke into a bucket when he saw McCain in a new skin-cancer PSA, in which she appears naked from the shoulders up.

On his radio show Wednesday, Beck acted as though he was sick to his stomach. He attributed his "illness" to seeing McCain in the PSA and pretended to barf in a trash can.



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Glenn Beck Faux-Barfs When Seeing Meghan McCain's Nude PSA; Cindy McCain to the Rescue Via-Twitter Town

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Glenn Beck stomachs looking at that bloated, sobbing face in the mirror everyday. Yet, Meghan McCain makes him want to puke.
Glenn Beck took a break from hysterically sobbing whenever he hears the word Democracy to crack some jokes about a new public-service announcement in which Meghan McCain, daughter of Senator John McCain, appears half-naked.

The ad is to raise awareness for skin cancer and reminds people to wear sunscreen.

"My mother would be so ashamed," McCain, whose mother and father both battled skin cancer, says while sitting naked on a rooftop.

On his radio show yesterday, Beck acted as though he was sick to his stomach. He attributed his "illness" to seeing McCain naked from the shoulders up and pretended to barf in a trash can.

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Meghan McCain Strips Down for Skin Cancer. Bow-Chica-Bow-Wow

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Meghan McCain -- and the twins.
Meghan McCain, the well-endowed, outspoken daughter of Senator John McCain, dropped her top for a new PSA regarding an issue that hits close to home for the 26-year-old Daily Beast columnist: skin cancer.

McCain joins several pseudo-celebs in the ad, including singer Brandy, former "Boy Meets World" actress Danielle Fishel, and singer/actress Tatyana Ali in a campaign to remind people to wear sunscreen.

McCain's old man knows the importance of lotioning up before taking on the sun. His captors at a Vietnamese prison -- where he spent more than five years during the Vietnam War -- however, didn't pay much mind to the sun's harmful rays, which might have something to do with the melanoma the senator continues to battle.

McCain teased the ad in a "tweet" earlier this year, writing, "Well, I've never been half naked on the roof of a building in front of a group of strangers b4, give it up to the girls who took it all off."

See the ad below -- she doesn't show much, but we'll take it.

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