www.loveme.com

What are the odds this woman doesn't speak this guy's language?

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Who says romance is dead?

(See the Fox 10 video below).

The TV station focused its report on local pimps matchmakers who run a Web site called "A Foreign Affair," hosted at the cringe-worthy loveme.com.

Their site offers what it calls "romance tours" to countries like the Philippines, Thailand, and Ukraine, that last anywhere from eight to 22 days and offer a smorgasbord of starving women desperate to escape their countries women looking for soulmates.

In addition, the group sells "Foreign Bride 101" instruction PDFs, which are "A How to For Nice Guys," and a "Do It Yourself Fiancee Visa Kit."

Here at New Times, we hope you enjoyed your fake holiday Valentine's Day yesterday, preferably with a woman you met in the first world, or at least without searching through an online database.