Phoenix New Times Seeks Critic for Weekly Reviews of the Meth Scene

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Montana Meth Project
Don't worry, she's not a meth addict, she just plays one in Andy Thomas' ad campaign -- we want the real deal.
Phoenix New Times is asking local meth-heads to put those euphoric buzzes or even shattered dreams to use by applying to write a new weekly column called, "You Do the Meth."

New Times' sister paper in Denver, Westword, announced last week that it's taking applications for a marijuana critic to review different types of weed and the ambiance of local marijuana parlors.

We figure we ought to up the ante and do the same regarding the Valley's drug of choice.

That is, Denver's got weed, Phoenix has meth. Indeed, according to the National Survey on Drug Use and Health, Arizona ranks eighth in the nation when it comes to the percentage of the population using meth.

Scottsdale MILFs, Cougars and "Momshells" Sought by Jean Company in Spokesmodel Contest

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Calling all sexy moms in Scottsdale:

A local clothing company is holding a contest to find its "spokes model" -- though it'll cost you $200 in purchases to enter.

The Scottsdale Jean Company, in conjunction with Rose and Allyn PR, announces in a "MILF [Mom I'd Like to Fuck] Alert" that the winning babe will receive a shopping spree, spa trip, and other cool prizes, plus the one thing that everyone wants right now -- a job. They don't say how much its spokes-model might earn, but the lucky winner will probably garner more than the standard 15 minutes of fame.

You have to be 25 or older to enter and a Scottsdale Jean Company customer who has spent more than $200 with the store. This seems like a shameless way to get people to spend money, but folks who are already customers might want to give it a go.

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