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Using Feet-Eating Fish to Perform Pedicures Isn't a Constitutional Right, Judge Rules

By Matthew Hendley Mon., Mar. 18 2013 at 1:27 PM
Categories: Gag
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A Maricopa County judge has ruled that there's no constitutional right to running a pedicure business that utilized feet-sucking fish, in a legal battle between a salon owner and the state cosmetology board that's been going on since 2009.

The Goldwater Institute's lawsuit claimed that salon owner Cindy Vong's constitutional rights to due process and equal protection were violated with the state cosmetology board's ban on the "doctor fish" treatment, in which hundreds of fish suck dead skin off human feet.

See also:
-Fish Treatment at Gilbert Spa Under Scrutiny by State Cosmetology Board


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Poop Transplant Could Save Arizona Man's Life

By James King Tue., Nov. 1 2011 at 7:40 AM
Categories: Gag, Medical Waste
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The miracle cure.
​Figuratively speaking, a lot of guys take a lot of shit from their wives. Jerry Grant, 33, is literally taking shit from his wife -- and it will likely save his life.

Grant's had some poop problems for the past several months -- bleeding rectally, and what not -- and the procedure that will likely "save his life" involves taking his wife's feces and transplanting it into his body.

Grant suffers from a condition called clostridium difficile, an intestinal disease that causes severe diarrhea. Potentially, it can be fatal.

Transplanting his wife's feces into his body will replace some of the digestive bacterias his body lacks.

See 12News' video of Grant and his wife discussing the poop transplant -- and a doctor explain how it works -- below. 

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Sarbjit Teja Accused of Forcing Oral Sex on Stripper...Who Had Her (Ahem) Monthly Visitor at the Time

By James King Tue., Oct. 25 2011 at 3:36 PM
Categories: Gag, Pervert Alert!
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Sarbjit Teja, apparently, has no problem with a little crime-scene sex .
​No matter what a stripper tells you when you're shaking a handful of dollar bills at her, chances are she doesn't want you to force oral sex on her. We'd venture further and assume a stripper really doesn't want you to force oral sex on her while she has her period -- but that didn't stop 37-year-old Sarbjit Singh Teja, police say.

Teja was arrested Sunday afternoon after he allegedly sexually assaulted a stripper at Babe's Cabaret in Scottsdale. The stripper, according to court documents obtained by New Times, was on her period at the time.

Teja, who's from Vancouver, was in town for a friend's bachelor party at Babe's. During the party, Teja struck up a conversation with one of the dancers.

Teja  told the woman she was beautiful and that he wanted to have sex with her. In an attempt to earn a little cash, the stripper played along -- however, she told Teja she couldn't be with him because she has a son an other responsibilities that would prevent them from having a relationship.

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Drunk Mesa Maniac Spits Blood in Cop's Mouth After Assaulting In-Laws

By James King Tue., Aug. 16 2011 at 3:22 PM
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Alana Artega
​A drunk Mesa woman was arrested yesterday after assaulting both her mother-in-law and father-in-law -- but that's not the gross part; as police tried to subdue her, she spit blood at the arresting officers, landing some in one officer's mouth.

According to Mesa police, about 6 p.m. yesterday, officers responded to a home in the 200 block of West Juniper Street in Mesa. Inside the home, police spoke with 32-year-old Alena Artega and her in-laws.

The responding officers determined that Artega had assaulted her mother-in-law. At one point, Artega had her hands around the woman's neck, which is when Artega's father-in-law punched her in the mouth to get her to let go of his wife.

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Missing Human Leg From Hit-and-Run Wreck Recovered...on Roof of "Uncle Bob's Storage" 160 Feet Away From Collission

By James King Thu., Jun. 23 2011 at 2:31 PM
Categories: Gag, WTF
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The leg found on the roof of Uncle Bob's Storage has been baking in the sun for the last four days, so it's probably slightly worse for wear than the one pictured above.
​The case of the missing leg has been solved.

Mesa police say that the once-missing leg of a man who was killed during a hit-and-run accident early Sunday morning has been recovered -- on top of a roof 160 feet away from the point of impact. 

"We believe this is the result of the impact of the collision," Mesa police spokesman Ed Wessing tells New Times.

Early Sunday morning, about 2:30 a.m., cops were called to the 400 block of West Broadway Road after two men reportedly were hit by a car.

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Semen Stained United Airlines Plane Criss-Crossing Country; Just Left Phoenix This Afternoon

By James King Tue., May 24 2011 at 2:17 PM
Categories: Gag, News You Can Use
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A Florida man made United Airlines Flight 340 out of Spokane a little too friendly.
​If you flew on a United Airlines flight out of Phoenix this afternoon, you may want to wash your hands -- or your everything.

A United plane, in which a guy masturbated and ejaculated on his seat on May 19, has been criss-crossing the country since. According to a website that tracks flights of particular airplanes, the tainted aircraft took off from Phoenix's Sky Harbor International Airport just after noon today.

We can only assume United tried to clean the semen-stained seat -- attempts to contact the airline's media-relations office this morning were unsuccessful -- but if you're like us, you know that the semen of another human being is never really cleaned up.

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Foot-Feasting Fish Case to Be Heard by Court of Appeals

By James King Mon., Apr. 25 2011 at 11:35 AM
Categories: Gag, Who's Suing Whom
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Dinner is served.

​Goldwater Institute wants nothing more than to protect your right to have hundreds of small fish suck dead skin off of your feet.

Later this week, the Arizona Court of Appeals is scheduled to hear a lawsuit filed by Goldwater on behalf of a Gilbert spa owner told by the state Board of Cosmetology in 2009 that she was no longer permitted to use her feet-feasting fish during pedicures.

"Doctor fish" is a pedicure treatment where people dip their feet in tanks of water that have hundreds of live imported Garra Rufa fish that specialize in sucking the dead skin off of human feet.



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Go Daddy Tricks World into Calling Joan Rivers Hot

By James King Mon., Feb. 7 2011 at 12:05 PM
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Go Daddy's new "girl," 77-year-old Joan Rivers.
​We were betrayed...

For the last two weeks, the PR department for the Scottsdale-based domain provider Go daddy has been sending out press releases with images of body parts of this year's "Go Daddy Girl."

We were shown legs, a great ass, and a really happenin' rack, with the full identity of this year's "girl" saved for the company's Super Bowl ad.

We played along -- we helped Go Daddy hype the ad with a series of blog posts, in which we commented on how hot this year's girl looked based on the faceless photos distributed by the company.

So, as you may imagine, we threw up in our mouths a little bit when the ad ran during yesterday's game and the new "girl" we'd referred to as "hot" was revealed to be 77-year-old comedian Joan Rivers.

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American Idol Introduces World to Most Annoying Couple in Scottsdale

By James King Thu., Feb. 3 2011 at 11:53 AM
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Jacqueline Dunford and Nick Fink: the most annoying couple in all of Scottsdale.
​Trying to identify the most annoying lovebirds in Scottsdale is no easy task, but the folks at American Idol appear to have done it.

Last night, a Scottsdale couple -- who're already billed as Idol's first "power couple" -- appeared on the show. They hold hands, finish each other's sentences, and make us want to vomit -- but their voices are pretty boss.

Jacqueline Dunford, a 21-year-old receptionist, and Nick Fink, a 19-year-old suit salesman, were introduced to the world via-a nauseating video package set to the Luther Vandross ballad "Here and Now."



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