For the Ladies

12 News Anchor Mark Curtis Does Not Deny That His Mustache Causes Female Orgasms

By Matthew Hendley Thu., Dec. 6 2012 at 1:20 PM
Categories: For the Ladies, Media, Schmedia
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An actual thing that happened on 12 News yesterday evening.
12 News anchor Mark Curtis stopped short of confirming that his porn-star mustache does indeed help women reach orgasm, but did address comedy-news guy Stephen Colbert's accusation that it does just that.

Curtis did say on the 12 News newscast last night that his mustache has "mystical and therapeutic powers," which pretty much sounds like he can get the ladies to peak.

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-Mark Curtis' Mustache May Cause Female Orgasms (Says Stephen Colbert)


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For the Ladies

12 News Anchor Mark Curtis' Mustache May Cause Female Orgasms (Says Stephen Colbert)

By Matthew Hendley Wed., Dec. 5 2012 at 12:52 PM
Categories: For the Ladies, Laugh Track, Media, Schmedia
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That mustache is a possible catalyst for female orgasms.
The porn-star mustache on the upper lip of 12 News anchor Mark Curtis may help women reach orgasm during sex -- at least, according to the Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert.

Explaining treatments for what Colbert calls Low-T and Low-O (testosterone, and orgasm, respectively), Colbert referenced a 12 News segment of Curtis explaining Tefina, a nasal spray that a lot of people are calling the "female Viagra."

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Religulous

Cathi Herrod Got This Many People to Listen to Her and the Religulous Gang Complain About Contraception

By Matthew Hendley Fri., Jun. 8 2012 at 1:53 PM
Categories: For the Ladies, Religulous
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These people don't like contraception.
Phoenix's more religulous politicians and individuals gathered outside the Sandra Day O'Connor Federal Building in Phoenix today to complain about a real burning issue -- women not getting pregnant.

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"Religious Freedom" From Contraception Bill Changed; ACLU Still Not Remotely Pleased

By Matthew Hendley Thu., Apr. 26 2012 at 12:09 PM
Categories: For the Ladies, Religulous
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No, because Jesus said so.
Amid heavy dissent from the public over Arizona's bill allowing employers to drop coverage for contraception in their health care plans if they have "religious objections," House Bill 2625 was voted down by the Senate late last month.

Thanks to those gems of procedure in the Arizona Legislature, Senators moved to reconsider the bill, in which a major overhaul of the bill's language was promised.

If you ask Arizona's branch of the ACLU, those big changes didn't happen, and the bill's now a couple steps away from Governor Jan Brewer's desk.

"For ten years, the law has allowed Arizona's women and families to rely on contraception coverage in their health care plans," Arizona ACLU executive director Alessandra Soler Meetze says. "And actual religious employers have always been able to opt out of coverage if their religious beliefs called on them to do so. HB 2625 represents a dramatic change to the law and basically allows any employer to drop coverage for vital health care needs."

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Employers Not Covering Contraception for Religious or Moral Reasons: Yay or Nay?

By Matthew Hendley Tue., Mar. 13 2012 at 7:30 AM
Categories: For the Ladies, Morning Poll
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The alleged anti-Christ in question.
​The Arizona Senate is currently considering a bill that would keep all of the existing prescription drug coverage for any medications your doctor prescribes for you, unless it's contraception.

It's been the law in Arizona since 2003 that prescription contraception is treated just like any other medication for drug-coverage purposes, but this bill would allow employers or health insurance providers to opt out of that on religious or moral grounds.

Planned Parenthood Arizona President Bryan Howard told New Times yesterday the bill isn't so much about religious freedom as it is a "political strategy to speak to a very specific segment of the Arizona public."

The public policy director for the ACLU of Arizona also said bill is a sign legislators are "playing politics with women's health."

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