The 20 Worst People of 2013

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Featuring threesome seekers, cokehead judges, hockey dads from hell and, quite naturally, Wells Fargo.

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Phoenix Police Say This Guy Doused His Girlfriend in Gasoline and Lit Her on Fire

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Phoenix PD
Ivan Rodriguez

Phoenix police are searching for a man who doused his girlfriend in gasoline and set her on fire this weekend.

Police Sergeant Trent Crump says the woman, who was heard "screaming for help," was burned over 30 percent of her body.

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Westboro Baptist Church Plans Yarnell Trip (Cross Your Fingers for Terrible One-Car Crash)

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David Schalliol via Flickr

Sigh. The sociopaths from the Westboro Baptist "Church" claim they're picketing the funerals of the firefighters killed in the Yarnell Hill Fire.

The closeted homosexuals delusional "church" members claim God sent the fire because gay folks exist, or something like that.

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Drunk Guy Claims to Be "Baddest Motherf***er Alive," Says He'll Rape Cops' Families

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Jonathan Mattox, after a 2011 arrest.
Jonathan Mattox, a 30-year-old Phoenix resident, claims to be the "baddest motherfucker alive."

At least that's what he told the cops after security guards at Talking Stick Resort's casino prevented him from driving away from the casino plastered, according to court documents obtained by New Times.

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Ian McIntosh, of Buckeye, Robbed a Mentally Handicapped Man, Police Say

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Ian McIntosh
Ian McIntosh, a 27-year-old Buckeye resident, shoved a mentally handicapped man off his bicycle and stole his iPad, according to police.

McIntosh also threw a beer can at the man before shoving him, breaking his glasses and trying to punch the man while he was lying on the ground, according to court documents obtained by New Times.

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ASU Frat-Boy Fight in Tempe: The Video

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Here's just what society needs -- a video of frat boys in a big fight at a Tempe apartment complex.

Police said the fight, which occurred early Sunday morning and involved the Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity, led to five Arizona State University students being hospitalized.

See also:
-Frat Party Gone Awry: Five Arrested After a Baseball Bat Beating, Gun Slinging Fight
-Frat Boy Andrew Kent Allegedly Tossed Everclear Into Fire that Burned Two Women
-ASU Frat Guy Suspected of Stabbing Other Frat Guy After Pool-Toss Gone Wrong

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David Luellen Wanted to Slash a Scottsdale Bartender's Tires, but Didn't Know Which Car Was His -- 21 Cars Now Need New Tires

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Scottsdale PD
David Luellen
David Luellen wanted to slash the tires on a bartender's car, after getting upset with that bartender in the course of some Monday night drinking in Old Town Scottsdale.

Luellen did not know exactly which car belonged to this bartender, so 21 people who parked in Old Town on Monday night will now need to purchase new tires.

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Dylan Escalanti Has Tattoos for Eyebrows, and Allegedly Beat a Woman With a Frying Pan

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Dylan Escalanti
Believe it or not, the man pictured to our right is accused of committing a crime.

Specifically, the Yuma County Sheriff's Office says Dylan Escalanti allegedly beat a woman with a frying pan.

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Don Kenney, Former Lawmaker and AzScam Figure, Gets Community Time for Stealing Son's Info to Obtain Real Estate License

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Don Kenney in a recent Linked In photo...

Don Kenney, the former "quarter" back of one of Arizona's worst corruption scandals, AzScam, was sentenced on Monday to 240 hours of community service for stealing his son's identity.

Kenney was convicted in 1991 of taking a $55,000 bribe, one of several lawmakers caught in a police sting for selling their votes. He fled Arizona in shame and moved to California after serving 14 months in prison.

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... and Kenney as an Arizona lawmaker in the early '90s.

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Tempe Man Punched About 25 Times at W6 Apartments; Cops Looking for Attacker (Video)

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Silent Witness
If you know the savage who punched a guy about 25 times in an elevator at the W6 apartment building in Tempe early Thursday morning, Silent Witness is offering a reward for that information.

The W6, or West 6th Tempe, opened a little more than a year ago, and the apartment building off Mill Avenue is marketed toward Arizona State University students.

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