Joe Arpaio's Birther Mouthpiece Suggests New Times Forged Obama's Birth Certificate

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio


Sheriff Joe Arpaio's comrades in his sham "investigation" into President Obama's birth certificate ought to be committed to a mental-health institution.

Why? Consider the "prime suspect" for faking Obama's birth certificate, according to one of the birthers in on Arpaio's gag -- Phoenix New Times.

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Joe Arpaio's Sham "Investigation" Into Obama's Birth Certificate Exposed (Yet Again)

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Martha Soukup via Flickr


More than a year ago, Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced his team had developed "probable cause" to believe President Obama's birth certificate was a forgery.

Most people just laughed their rear-ends off and got on with their lives. Others, however, have spent a considerable amount of time proving that every allegation -- every little detail brought up in the "investigation" -- is complete bullshit.

Now, people have discovered the party responsible for creating all the "inconsistencies" in the birth certificate. Arpaio hasn't authorized the arrest of the subject, but the responsible party is . . . a Xerox copier.

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Larry Klayman Under Investigation by Arizona Bar

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Notorious "birther" attorney Larry Klayman is being investigated by the State Bar.

Although Arizona State Bar spokesman Rick DeBruhl confirms to New Times that the investigation exists, he says there are no public documents associated with the case at this time.

See also:
-Larry Klayman Sues New Times, Is Really Weird
-Judge: Klayman "Inappropriately Touched" Kids
-David Burnell Smith Teams Up With Larry Klayman in Fight of Arpaio Recall
-Klayman Asks If Joe Arpaio Recall Chairman Is a "Homo" Who "Want[s] My Nuts"

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Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Investigation Still Exists; Lead "Birther" Swears Evidence Coming Soon

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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "investigation" into President Barack Obama still exists after 16 months, which has an industry term of "long con."

Believe it or not, Arpaio's birther chief still claims that there's evidence Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake, and indeed, new evidence that will have anyone convinced.

See also:
-Mike Zullo Says He Doesn't Want "Circus Show" Involved
-Joe Arpaio's New Birther "Evidence," as Usual, Was Debunked Months Ago
-Joe Arpaio Doesn't Want His Super Official "Birther" Probe Used in Presidential Debate
-Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Investigation Slammed by Ex-Sheriff's Posse Member
-Joe Arpaio Says Book Bashing His "Birther" Investigation is "All Wrong," Although He Didn't Quite Read it


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Arizona GOP Chairman Tom Morrissey Says He's Not a "Birther," but Obama's Birth Certificate Doesn't Seem Real

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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's joke of an "investigation" into President Obama's birth certificate is still an issue.

Now, even after President Obama's re-election, Arizona Republican Party chairman Tom Morrissey -- who insists he's not a "birther" -- says he does not believe the president's birth certificate is authentic.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio's New Birther "Evidence," as Usual, Was Debunked Months Ago
-Joe Arpaio's Scooby Doo Gang Presents Zero Real Evidence
-Joe Arpaio's BirtherFest Canceled Due to Crappy Ticket Sales


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Joe Arpaio Targeted in Prank Involving Obama Kenyan Birth Video, Which He Never Even Saw

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The fakest fake video in the faking world.
A hoax video of President Obama's birth in a Kenyan hospital, intended to make asses out of "birthers" like Sheriff Joe Arpaio once they bought into its legitimacy, failed miserably.

The New York Observer, um, exposed the video as fake -- a video we hadn't even heard of until they called B.S. on it -- but it was apparently made by some guy who has a penchant for pulling pranks on celebrities.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio's New Birther "Evidence," as Usual, Was Debunked Months Ago


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Bill Montgomery Entertains "Birther" Over Joe Arpaio's Probe of Obama's Birth Certificate

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Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery
As evidenced by Secretary of State Ken Bennett's dabbling in the "birther" theories, elected officials around the state have probably received a decent amount of phone calls and emails asking them to help further the embarrassment of Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "investigation" into President Obama.

One such recipient of that attention is Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery, who's actually taken the time to respond to at least one of the conspiracy theorists.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio's New Birther "Evidence," as Usual, Was Debunked Months Ago
-Lemons: Ken Bennett's "Birther" Request Shows the Insanity of Arizona's GOP

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Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Chief Mike Zullo Strikes Back at Orly Taitz, Says He Doesn't Want "Circus Show" Involved

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his "birther" chief Mike Zullo are balking at their chance to talk about their super official "investigation" of President Obama's birth certificate in court, and Zullo tells New Times why -- Orly Taitz.

Taitz told us yesterday that she's very upset with Arpaio and Zullo, since she's tried to subpoena the two to appear as witnesses in a case she filed in an Indiana state court, since she believes they're working toward a common goal here on the "birther" issue.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio's Balking at His Chance to Present "Birther" Info in Court; Orly Taitz Is Mad
-Joe Arpaio's New Birther "Evidence," as Usual, Was Debunked Months Ago
-Joe Arpaio Doesn't Want His Super Official "Birther" Probe Used in Presidential Debate
-Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Investigation Slammed by Ex-Sheriff's Posse Member
-Joe Arpaio Says Book Bashing His "Birther" Investigation is "All Wrong," Although He Didn't Quite Read it


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Joe Arpaio's Balking at His Chance to Present "Birther" Info in Court, and Orly Taitz Is Mad

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If, for some reason, anyone needs further evidence of how bogus Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "birther" investigation is, here you go.

Orly Taitz, perhaps one of the most well-known challengers to the eligibility of President Obama, is still trying to contest the issue in court, and tells New Times that Arpaio refuses to show up as a witness in her case.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio's New Birther "Evidence," as Usual, Was Debunked Months Ago
-Joe Arpaio Doesn't Want His Super Official "Birther" Probe Used in Presidential Debate
-Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Investigation Slammed by Ex-Sheriff's Posse Member
-Joe Arpaio Says Book Bashing His "Birther" Investigation is "All Wrong," Although He Didn't Quite Read it

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Joe Arpaio Doesn't Want His Super Official "Birther" Probe Used in Presidential Debate

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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "birther" probe is such an important issue for the nation that he would not like to see the two men running for President of the United States talk about it in front of the country.

We're not sure why this thought ever popped into the head of U.S.News & World Report reporter Steven Nelson, but we're glad it did.

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