Joe Arpaio Celebrating the 20th Birthday of His "Concentration Camp," Tent City

The grand opening of Tent City in 1993.

Who celebrates 20 years of running what they describe as a "concentration camp," and takes pride in exposing men and women to the elements of the desert?

Only the leader of that "concentration camp," of course -- Maricopa County Fuehrer Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

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Joe Arpaio Wants to Run the Department of Homeland Security in Kenya?


Here's your "Moment of Zen" for the day: Elderly Sheriff Joe Arpaio wonders if President Obama will call him for the Department of Homeland Security post being vacated by Janet Napolitano.

It seems a bit strange that Arpaio has a desire to collude with a president he claims has a fake birth certificate.

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Joe Arpaio's Latest "Death Threat": Man Says He'll Take Imaginary Cartel Bounty

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The definition of "death threat" continues to grow for Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office arrested a Peoria man for making a "death threat" against Arpaio, by making a comment online about taking a $2 million bounty from Mexican drug cartels for Arpaio's head. The main problem, of course, is that a $2 million bounty from Mexican drug cartels for Arpaio's head doesn't exist.

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Joe Arpaio's Disgusting Arm Sling Actually Purchased by Human Being

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, appearing at least 90 percent dead in this photo with wife Ava.
An actual person has agreed to pay thousands of real, American dollars for Sheriff Joe Arpaio's (likely) smelly and dead-skin-encrusted arm sling.

The buyer, retired California cop Buck Dikes, won the eBay auction with a $2,600 bid.

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Want to Blow Joe Arpaio's Head Off? You'll Get Arrested for Saying That

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Deputies from the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office are taking a vacation tracking down a wanted man in Southern California this week, after yet another non-credible "death threat" was directed at Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

It appears that saying you "want" to blow Arpaio's head off is the same thing as threatening to do so, at least in the eyes of the MCSO.

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-Deputies Catch Man Saying Mean Things on Anti-Joe Facebook Page
-Arpaio Takes Full Advantage of Scary Box in Mail
-Arpaio Thinks Tennessean Might Be After Him
-The Plot To Assassinate Arpaio

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Joe Arpaio's Gross Arm Sling for Sale on eBay

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Some disgusting human beings are bidding on a piece of used medical equipment that's covered in elderly Sheriff Joe Arpaio's dead skin cells.

The eBay ad, which doesn't include Arpaio's jock strap as a free bonus, alleges that the money is going toward MCSO's MASH unit for abused animals.

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Joe Arpaio, 80-Year-Old Sheriff, Broke His Arm After Tripping and Falling

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Joe Arpaio, Elderly Sheriff, Claims He's a Victim of Discrimination (LOL)

Allegedly not-dead Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Elderly Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio claims he's a victim of discrimination.

Because of Arpaio's age, he's being targeted by MCSO deputies who are pulling over elderly drivers en masse. He's being grilled about his citizenship because of how his skin looks, and is being held by deputies longer than people who don't look like him. Whoops, never mind, we're thinking of Latino people.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio's Racial Profiling Case Costs County Over $1 Million So Far
-Joe Arpaio's Doomsday: Arpaio Loses ACLU Civil Rights Lawsuit

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Joe Arpaio Seems Pretty Bored Talking About U.S. Citizen Busted With 50 Pounds of Meth

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio talks meth.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio seemed bored today as he talked about a U.S. citizen caught with more than 50 pounds of meth.

"This is important right here," he said as he twiddled his thumbs and looked at the packages of meth, following up his statement with a long pause.

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MCSO Suddenly Not Arresting "Illegals," but Rescuing Thirsty Men

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Joe Arpaio's Flip-Flop: MCSO Suddenly Not Arresting "Illegals," but Rescuing Thirsty Men

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio suddenly no longer is an anti-immigrant tough guy, at least according to his newest press release, which is extraordinarily politically correct.

Usually, a press release from Arpaio will describe how many "illegals" were arrested by the MCSO's Human Smuggling Unit, with their names, photos, and sometimes even a picture of all the people still crammed into the car during the ride over the border -- but not this time, after federal Judge G. Murray Snow's ruling that MCSO has to stop racial-profiling practices.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio's Racial Profiling Case Costs County Over $1 Million So Far
-Joe Arpaio, "Convicted Racist," Escapes Recall Threat as Respect Arizona Falls Short
-Joe Arpaio Blames Feds for MCSO's Racial Profiling, and Why He's Full of It
-MCSO Enjoined from Racially Profiling Latinos

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Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu's Medical-Marijuana Connection: His Spokeswoman

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Paula Pollock, during a 2008 bodybuilding competition, now works at the PCSO.
Could it be that Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu is even more of a liberal Republican than we thought?

We know he supports same-sex marriage and gays in the military. But what about his views on medical marijuana?

Well, consider that he handpicked for his staff a fitness trainer/bodybuilder/bookkeeper with family ties to two medical marijuana dispensaries in Colorado, and who was once poised to open her own pot shop in Scottsdale.

See also:
CBS 5 "Investigation" Into Medical Marijuana Includes a Made-Up Statistic

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