SINNERS, PSYCHOS, SKUNKS: Tom Horne Bites the Mat, and Republicans Offer Up a Baggage-Laden Doug Ducey for Governor

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Doug Ducey, the GOP's seriously flawed pick for governor, declaring victory last week at the Hyatt in Downtown Phoenix

Of the many joys of primary day 2014, the top of my list and the most satisfying was Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne's delicious seven­-point defeat by former state gaming director and fellow Republican Mark Brnovich.

The only thing I'd enjoy more would be watching Horne, outfitted in prison stripes, as he breaks rocks in the hot sun with one of those cartoony ball­-and-­chains tied to his legs and The Clash's version of "I Fought the Law" cranked up for background music.

Okay, this may be too much to ask Santa for. But with at least five active investigations into his myriad shenanigans by state, county, and federal agencies, I still might one day witness Horne and his co­-conspirators getting led away in steel bracelets.

Until then, Horne's defeat by a guy whom he outspent 5-­to-­1 will have to suffice.

Even this achievement (the outspending part) merely was testament to the deep-­purse love of the AG's rich sister, Christine Newman, who lent Horne $300,000 during this campaign cycle.

The rest of Horne's supporters collectively donated less than Newman's total, a pathetic haul for an incumbent AG..

Now a political Gollum, Horne admittedly once was useful to us all, back when he eked out a win over now­-disbarred former County Attorney Andrew Thomas, a genuine right-wing fanatic, in the 2010 GOP primary for AG.

Four years ago, the skunk prevailed over the psycho by 899 votes, but then we had another problem: ridding ourselves of one stinky polecat.

I did my part during Horne's first year in office by writing about Horne's hiring his mistress Carmen Chenal to a $108,000 job as an assistant AG, for which she was not qualified.

Horne aided his political demise by ordering an internal investigation to cover up the scandal. But his handpicked investigator, Meg Hinchey, instead discovered evidence of campaign-­finance skullduggery, which she dutifully turned over to the FBI.

What followed was the AG's FBI-­witnessed vehicular hit­-and-­run en route to a love nest with his honey Chenal and, after many twists and turns, an order by Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk that Horne and his outreach director, Kathleen Winn, pay back almost $400,000 in illegal campaign contributions.

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Heather Makley
Heather Makley

Hes paid by aps and srp. Which means the smaller solar guys have less of a chance.....

Roy Vasquez
Roy Vasquez

He's a fuckin joke and gonna run this state into the fuckin ground if he wins

baxbaxter
baxbaxter

Just remember, Dennis Willenchek, who ordered the arrest of the editors of the New Times, actually endorses Fred Duval.

Lee Galoppa Morgan
Lee Galoppa Morgan

Doug ducey the man love sheriff joe and doug had the best supporters on his side GO DOUG!!!

rh19541954
rh19541954

I venture Governor of Texas Rick Perry, Governor of New Jersey Christie are doing a bit of sweating right now if what they see in Virginia is not their futures as well!

rh19541954
rh19541954

Virginia Governor {GOP} and his wife found guilty on all charges, guess the myth of GOP elected governors, attorney generals etc., cannot be convicted in courts run by states which tend to be republican is a myth!

rh19541954
rh19541954

Tom Horne is history in Arizona politics, when the GOP kicks you to the curb, your toast, at best he might find some gig cheating, defrauding some folks as he did when he got banned from the stock market for life!:-)

Mary Shoff
Mary Shoff

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Mary Shoff
Mary Shoff

Duchey was endorsed by Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz! Why would anyone want a tea bagger for Governor? The guy is a crook, in fact all the GOP in AZ are crooked! VOTE BLUE, or our state is only going to get worse! ✌️

rh19541954
rh19541954

If a republican wins attorney general doubt any state charges will be filed against Horne, but now if a democrat does one might see them, but no matter who wins the office, its a federal crime to do certain acts in campaign violations, so time will tell old Horne's fate!;-)

Stephen Grange
Stephen Grange

Janet Napolitano defeated the R's vote in AZ..TWICE...(Probably too long ago for your sort to remember, I know)

rockdog48
rockdog48

Well if the FBI had so much proof/evidence then why isn't Horne locked up?  You libtards are all the same.   Blowing your boyfriend's schlong or crap out our your azzes everytime you open your mouths.

rh19541954
rh19541954

GOP got a partial Governors term by Democrat Governor resigning for a higher job in federal government, her second term she won via election, now historians will write her job review not us in the cyber peanut gallery!;-) Our comments and views will fade into cyber nothingness in about 48 hours or so, no Brewer has many things which will be written about her such as her and her pal former state senator Russell Pearce and their connections to SB 1070 and the private prison industry, Pearce will be infamous for his baptizing into Mormon faith the late Neo-Nazi JT Ready who ended his life in a murder-suicide with 4 innocent victims one a baby! No historians will write history we in the cyber peanut gallery will opine our opinions which for the most part no one cares about!:-)

rh19541954
rh19541954

Tom Horne reminds me of a Opossum, they eat dead things, and are pretty low on the animal food chain, his karma is bad, one might hope he ends up in a federal/state prison cell soon for his illegal activities! As to the nominee from the GOP for Governor maybe voters in the Independent electorate will see how bad the GOP has done in last 8 years and vote for a change for at least one cycle!

Patricia L. Brooks
Patricia L. Brooks

Yes He is a lightweight Immature Arrogant Why do you think many AZ GOP are endorsing DuVal?

Brett Anderson
Brett Anderson

Im glad you dont like democrats. However, you better get used to them.

Brett Anderson
Brett Anderson

Aside from the fact that Ill never vote for a jerkoff republican, I could never vote for a douchebag tgat wears such a horrible wig. Let it shine bro.

Brett Anderson
Brett Anderson

Brewer is the best? Jesus. Dumbest statment ever.

anonymous
anonymous

"I want a all chromed out wit the clutch" - P. Daddy

Johanne G. Whittington-Frisby
Johanne G. Whittington-Frisby

Brewer is the best! Sorry to rain on your democrapic parade! There is no way you will defeat the Republican votes in Arizona! VOTE Doug!!!!

Johanne G. Whittington-Frisby
Johanne G. Whittington-Frisby

You Democraps & Obama are the perfect examples of what is wrong with this Country! Yep, I blame Obama LoL! 100% Republican & PROUD of it!!! I will take a crook over a wimp any day! VOTE for Doug!!!

Jennifer Burcham
Jennifer Burcham

Amen, Tony! From Chicago area. When people talk about how corrupt we are in AZ, I laugh. Apparently they don't understand the difference between corrupt and ignorant.

LucyBabeu
LucyBabeu

Sarah Beatie,

Way to go in sticking the "Border Patrol" up Horne's ass. It took great Courage to do what you did. A lot of People in AZ will be sleeping better thanks to you. Hornie boy will have to go home to his wife now..  Great Job Sarah..... Best regards, Lucy Babeu

Jewel Sparkles
Jewel Sparkles

Arizona's had more than two extremely crappy governor... Mecham, Symington and Brewer I can think of off the bat. There may be more from even farther back than Mecham...

Tony Evangelisti
Tony Evangelisti

You people talking about how corrupt the government is are more than welcome to try Illinois. They have more governors making license plates in jail then any other state. And if you think you know corrupt then give Chicago a try.

rh19541954
rh19541954

@rockdog48 



Another intellectual genius with his/her own language!:-) Libtards!:-) Governor Perry was under a cloud of legal limbo for quite some time before his indictment, Governor Christie is slowly but surely coming to a legal conclusion of indictment for this fiasco! I guess when and if Horne is indicted you will squeal like a stuck pig!:-)

rockdog48
rockdog48

@rh19541954 Yeah,  and what do you have to say about the lesbo Napolitano?   She screwed up everything that she touched.  And as far as Horne eating dead things well, that's untrue as we can see that you are still around!  

FRONTERA
FRONTERA

@anonymous  I get what your sayin anonymous , tired of the Arizona GOP hurting this State and our image. Damaging relations with our number one trading partner Mexico and the WORLD . Killing  jobs, just killing jobs ...

rh19541954
rh19541954

I guess your depending on the Independents since in Arizona 34%+ register republican, 31%+ democrat and remainder Independent and minority parties, so your side has no majority unless the independent votes go you way we might have another democrat Governor which is possible or we would have never had one which we did before Brewer got her first term when a democrat wen to Washington DC!:-)

barbaraespinosa1
barbaraespinosa1

Voting for Doug is voting for person with less experience tha Obama had when he was elected President.Doug Ducey Has FEWER Creds To Be AZ Governor: Than Obama Had To Be President

Republicans have since Obama was a candidate for President harped on his lack of qualifications to be president. But "notable Arizona Republicans" fell in lock step to support #Doug Ducey who has fewer credentials.
Now those same Arizona Republicans are poised to elect a candidate that has fewer credentials to be Arizona’s governor, than Obama did to be elected president.President Obama CredentialsPresident Obama before politics: Community OrganizerObama’s political career voting record as Illinois State SenatorObama voting record as US SenatorObama’s Education: Harvard Law School (1988–1991)Columbia University (1981–1983)Occidental College (1979–1981)Obama’s prior work history: Obama served as a professor at the University Of Chicago Law SchoolObama AuthorObama Supported by George SorosDoug Ducey’s CredentialsDoug Ducey before politics: Sold Ice Cream Franchises
Ducey political career: One Term AZ State TreasurerDucey’s political career voting record: None AZ State Treasurer doesn’t vote on budget itemsDucey Education:Arizona State University a B.S. in Finance.Ducey’s prior work history: Ducey Chairman of the Board for iMemories, a film editing and digitization services provider CEO of ice cream chain Cold Stone Creamery. He also worked in sales and marketing for consumer products conglomerate Proctor and Gamble and Anheuser-Busch distributorHensley & Co. owned by Senator John McCain’s wife CindyDucey supported by Koch Brothers Groupshttp://www.americanfreedombybarbara.com/2014/09/doug-ducey-has-fewer-creds-to-be-az.html

rh19541954
rh19541954

Democraps? Is that a new form of republican intellectual usage of the English language!;-)

rockdog48
rockdog48

@rh19541954 @rockdog48 Won't happen sissy boy.   And the only squealing like a stuck pig going on is when your boyfriend is stickin' you.   But you know all about that don't you, libtard?

rh19541954
rh19541954

@rockdog48 @rh19541954 


I bet you do not realize how you have exposed yourself and your inner demons!:-) They say those who accuse others of being homosexual have latent homosexual tendencies!;-) I guess your inner demons are legion!

rockdog48
rockdog48

@rh19541954 @rockdog48 And I'm sure that "they" that you refer to are more of the libtarded fudge packers like yourself that think their thinking on such matters is the truth and irrevocable.  Silly little faggots!

jvs41
jvs41

@rockdog48 @rh19541954 See Henry E Adams, Lester W Wright Jr & Bethany A Lohr, “Is Homophobia Associated with Homosexual Arousal?,” Journal of Abnormal Psychology, vol. 105 (Aug 1996), pp. 440-445.

From the abstract: “Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. … Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.”

rh19541954
rh19541954

@rockdog48 @rh19541954 


Your so funny! I rarely get a good laugh, but your anger, venomous profanity is amusing at best, at worst shows how unhappy, miserable you are in your personal life, guess having them hidden dark secrets in that closet is a burden to bear!:-)

rockdog48
rockdog48

@jvs41 Ha!  More proof that you homosuctual libtards really are a bunch of sique freaks!   

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