Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Goofy Gang

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we found some extraordinarily goofy people among our alleged offenders. Enjoy.

12.)

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Charges: Probation violation
It looks like those horns are bedazzled.


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Jessica Lynn
Jessica Lynn

All of these people deserve their day in court. But....until then, I laughed until I cried!!

Stephen Guida
Stephen Guida

I can't look at too many of these, it depresses me to think there are such incredibly wretched and hideous people in this world.

Nicholas Babcock
Nicholas Babcock

"innocent till proven guilty" yet they (meaning MCSO) can post mugshots of the accused before they ever get there day in court.

Steve Larson
Steve Larson

pictures of Sherif Joe aren't any better

John Phoenix
John Phoenix

I think that guy with the devil horns has been on the list before!

John Phoenix
John Phoenix

That chick with the freaky eyebrows is hilarious

Douglas Conder
Douglas Conder

Shawna Sartin Stephen Garrett II Phoenix has some winners...LOL

Cindi Hensley
Cindi Hensley

I actually really dislike these types of "articles". They make fun of the way people look and publicly shame people that as yet are still considered innocent. Why is this ok? Shame on you New Times, for having nothing better to do than use your platform, decades in the making, to bully people.

Jeff Cowen
Jeff Cowen

Damn Dean, that's a sorry looking bunch. Just keep them out there. Don't send those fools my way.

Edmund B Hunt
Edmund B Hunt

I have cactus pads. I can bring them over when you like.

Marilyn Ostrow
Marilyn Ostrow

I dunno, the guy with the Oakland Raders slash Unibomber baseball tattoo is up there.

Vince Benz
Vince Benz

Funny, I think the women won this round.

Sara Davis
Sara Davis

The commentary on these were hilarious my favorite thus far

annarkey14
annarkey14

#12....on a real good day, she turns 15 or 20.

marcy
marcy

Hilarious?  That sort of facial artwork says never hire me because I'm as dumb as a rock.



marcy
marcy

Not merely the way they look, but the look they've chosen which aligns with their other poor choices in life.  A good life lesson for your kids, make yourself look like these people have done and you are pretty much guaranteed to never be employable.


I think it is a fair assumption that 99% of the people pictured in these articles aren't innocent and have a long criminal history.  


Society hasn't found a good way to deal with these types of people, perpetual criminals with no redeeming virtues.  We can spend a lot of money locking them up or we can leave them on the street where they commit more crimes.


Unless we want to fire up the Soylent Green vats we are stuck between a rock and a hard place.  


kentankeris
kentankeris

Just wait until these drug crazed kooks victimize you. That's why they are being "detained". They pose a danger to the public. Thank NT for exposing these kooks. Yeah they probably need help, but they have to want to change.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@annarkey14

Well, you stupid old fool, if you could get it up, is THAT what you would be paying for?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@annarkey14 


At least I have one you brain-dead, used up, scraggly, withered, demented old fuck.  

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