Flowchart: How to Pick a Republican Candidate for Arizona Governor

Categories: Election 2014

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Dwight Burdette
The primary election is two weeks away, early ballots have already hit mailboxes, and the latest polls show about half of Arizona's Republican voters are still undecided on a candidate for governor.

For you Republican voters, we made a flowchart that will help you select a candidate in less than 60 seconds:

See also:
-Most Republicans Still Undecided in Governor's Race

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Charlie Nolf
Charlie Nolf

Theyre all off the scale, Scott Smith seems slightly less idiotic then the rest...

Roy Vasquez
Roy Vasquez

There is no such thing as a good republican governor

Brian Embree
Brian Embree

Or maybe just stop voting for the two party system.

rh19541954
rh19541954

The Governors race is going to be interesting if the porn lady wins or the dunce its a even chance both will be at minimum entertaining with how the political ads will run on them!:-)

Cindy Coleman
Cindy Coleman

No thanks. I do my own research. Not a mindless drone like these people seem to be.

Jimmy Green
Jimmy Green

Chump change compared to the dicktater.

Darren Fast
Darren Fast

Thats funny, at least your transparent.

Kris Hink
Kris Hink

Somebody watches too many hours of Fox News.

Kris Hink
Kris Hink

Why a don't you just choose the best knife to stab yourself with instead. After Jan Brewer we need to stay clear of any Republican't.

Nathan Schneider
Nathan Schneider

Easy: Scott Smith, the only non-crazy Republican candidate.

Chuck Graf
Chuck Graf

I don't like mickey's fiscal policies :P

Darren Fast
Darren Fast

Tools, Democrats that is. Go back to California or Illinois or whatever fiscal wasteland you hail from. Tax the shit out of each other, make sure your defenseless as you empower your criminals. The Dems Friggin tools who are destroying this state; it's not the Republicans.

Jimmy Smith
Jimmy Smith

Too subtle, Steve, they're not going to get it...

Steve Szymanski
Steve Szymanski

Ohh ohh ooh, I know. You vote for the one that is both ethnically and sexually diverse.

Jimmy Smith
Jimmy Smith

...and yet, EVERY SINGLE item in your handy dandy meme can be applied to the Democratic party as well.

Jimmy Smith
Jimmy Smith

Amen, Steve Costa. Both parties have you lemmings right where they want you.

darrenscott00
darrenscott00

The Dolts that vote Dem are in full force I see. What a bunch of Lemmings, right off the cliff......

Adam Mandell
Adam Mandell

The least conservative please with a brain unlike that last dumb bitch

Cris Cross
Cris Cross

How bout we beat em all to a pulp and the last one standing gets to put signs on every corner. They are all lying crooks and should catapulted over the border to be with all the people they support.

Joe Kennedy
Joe Kennedy

Some little pussy actually reported the pic I posted.

rh19541954
rh19541954

A old corny story of democrat versus republican has been around for decades, two fat men dining at a table having a feast, us common folks on the floor uninvited to this feast! The republican is eating greedily, letting not one crumb hit the floor, the democrat is eating just as greedily but he flicks a couple crumbs to the floor, do you prefer a crumb or none? Its always the choice of the lesser of two evils in politics, but ask yourself what have the republicans done for this state and nation since 2000? Got us into two middle east wars on a Chinese credit card, bankrupted us, over saw the housing bubble collapse, drove this old bus into a ditch walked away and said good luck I will be back when someone fixes the mess! Hoover did this in 1928, Bush did it in 2008, no mere coincidence these men were free market, capitalists who did nothing but create a mess and walked away, FDR fixed the first one, won 4 consecutive elections and was beloved by the common man, woman, of course them republicans hated him as they do Obama today!

Stephen Guida
Stephen Guida

I'm a lifelong Democrat but I registered Republican for the primary so I can vote for the least loathsome. Dandy Andy, Doug Douchey and Christine "The Face of Meth" Jones are laughable buffoons.

Jim Tucker
Jim Tucker

A leftist outlet giving guidance on republican candidates is rich.. LOL

Kelly Watson
Kelly Watson

Not Even Mickey Mouse? I mean I'd never vote for any of them, but if I had to....Mickey Mouse.

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

@rh19541954 

Take a look at Clinton's role in the credit default swap market.  He was President when the feds decided it didn't need to be regulated. FDR fixed nothing, unless you're giving him credit for the war.  Neither has Obama.


rh19541954
rh19541954

@valleynative @rh19541954 


I do love the feeble attempts to rewrite history, facts trump fantasy and political partisan fantasy, Hoover was in office when collapse occurred, FDR won 4 consecutive terms died in office was in office when recovery was almost completely finished, Bush Jr was in office when 9/11 fiasco occurred, allowed Bin Laden to escape, in office when housing bubble busted, in office when stock market crashed, believe what ever fantasy you like but one can fool some of the people all the time but not all the people all the time! Historians write history not us here in the cyber peanut gallery!

rh19541954
rh19541954

@fishingblues @rh19541954 


I could ask you how does the right wing cure all that ails you snake oil taste but doubt a game of argument would do anything but boost your sagging ego!:-)

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

@rh19541954 @valleynative 

Look up "post hoc fallacy" and  its companion "cum hoc".

The person who was in office isn't necessarily the person at fault.


fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@rh19541954 @valleynative


"Your living proof..."


Are you saying Valley's living proof   --or

trying to say -- valley is living proof?


Sometimes it is difficult reading moron speak.

rh19541954
rh19541954

@valleynative @rh19541954 


Guess you truly think I would look up anything you post!:-) Sorry I do not pay cyber troll grammar police tickets either, if I cared what you thought of my grammar I would use my spell check!:-) Your obviously one lonely cyber troll lurking under this site, this is not a lonely hearts club bubba, but keep on trying to find someone but your barking up the wrong tree here!:-)

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@rh19541954 @valleynative


I bet that's what you told your teacher when she flunked you in English.  "If I cared what you thought of my grammar (comma) I would use my spell check." 


Ignorance is a disease which is curable.  


More help for the illiterate:


Your (sic) obviously one lonely  cyber troll..."


"Your" is a possessive adjective indicating ownership.

"You're" is a contraction for you are.  


No doubt this will fall on deaf (and dumb) ears.   

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

@rh19541954 @valleynative 

You accuse others of delusions of grandeur, but refuse them when offered links to educate you.

What does that tell every thinking person who reads these posts?

You simply expose your fear of finding out that you've been employing logical fallacies.

 

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@rh19541954 @fishingblues @valleynative


That is pretty humorous.  You are clearly too stupid and illiterate to know the difference between your and you're and yet you pretend to know something of psychology.  Delusions of grandeur indeed.  

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