How to Split Arizona Into 10 States

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Now that there's a plan to slice up California into six states, it's time to unveil our plan to divide Arizona into multiple states.

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the 10 states of Arizona:

10.) Baja Arizona

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Description: This state has actually been proposed before, as a way to escape the general insanity of Arizona lawmakers.
Capital: Tucson
Governor: Current Congressman Raul Grijalva
Economic Activity: Businesses that are friendly toward immigrants.


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Jeff Guymon
Jeff Guymon

I know it was a joke lol. What I'm saying is that "their joke" is leaning so far left it's about to fall off into the San Francisco Bay lol.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

uh, I'd bet a testical it was a joke. I don't think anyone at the phoenix newtimes is suggesting we make a state called "Big Holio".

David Broyles
David Broyles

Only if they take their politicians with them...

Rodney Alling
Rodney Alling

Gotta admit, the Square footage in Scottsdale thing is pretty funny. Reality usually is.

Angie Rivera
Angie Rivera

Rodney Alling, I don't dislike "white people". I have no idea when my comment became a thread for people to voice discrimination. As a matter of fact, I like white guys, but they don't like me back because I'm just a stereotype, a fetish or a fantasy they want to fulfill.

Rodney Alling
Rodney Alling

Here's an idea, all those who dislike "white people" stop driving cars, using light bulbs, wearing modern fashion, drinking filtered water, eating fast food or modern grocery bought items, wearing glasses, listening to Music other than native Music, shopping at malls, flying on planes, owning computers and smart phones, and here's one for the irony lovers, stop using Facebook to spread your hatred. A white guy invented it. You're welcome. (There are thousands of others including making most of your tribal money off white people who gamble but I just don't have time to list them)

Reggievv
Reggievv

Although there are plenty of Black Helicopter lunatics in Mohave County, there are a good number of reasonable people with actual brains. It's just that the good news from outside Maricopasubdividerland/Regulatewombland isn't news in M-R land. Only news that confirms lunacy makes news. Of course the Land that Time Forget, M/R land has Andrew Thomas, Trent Franks, Russell Pearce, Joe Arpaio, Judy Burges, and Jan Brewer can't hardly throw satirical rocks elsewhere in the State.

Bobby Chisum
Bobby Chisum

I think that is a great idea ,,, looks good to me, is this a republican idea?

Shanel May
Shanel May

Damn them white people!!! -.- just some of them!! Lol

Aaron Kuntze
Aaron Kuntze

duh…water rights…that is why the lines are were thay are now.water is everything!

Jeff Guymon
Jeff Guymon

Lmfao!!! I'm hateful because I'm pointing out the New Times pessimism and hatred for the State? Hahaha nice attempt at twisting it all around!

Jason Caflin
Jason Caflin

Haters gonna hate. I like my friends in all shapes, sizes, colors, creeds, orientations, etc... if you aren't like me, you are part of the problem.

Jeff Guymon
Jeff Guymon

We "white people" only seem like we're fucking with you in your mind because it's easy for us to get a bad taste in our mouths when all we hear in this State is how you all hate us so openly. Minorities in this State just jump on the liberal bandwagon of taking trash on us and getting away with it. Come on now, admit it, if whites were as disrespectful to you all as you are to us then we'd see rioting in the streets, just like in any other 3rd world country. Stop YOUR blatant racism against us and then there would be a good chance for us to stop defending against the defamation most of you talk about us. It's all propaganda.

Jeff Guymon
Jeff Guymon

Wow the Phoenix New Times is the most pessimistic, liberal, negative Nancy's I've ever come across out of an area arts paper. But what else is to be expected out of extreme left crazy liberals who would protest their grandmothers funeral?

Joseph K Bullis
Joseph K Bullis

Toy work at a Vander treatment center and talk like that. What an idiot!! Is that what Cancer Treatment employees think like?! Your fired as soon as they see this \U0001f632

Marco Cruz
Marco Cruz

just cut AZ in half, leave all the pro illegal immigrantion supporters and illegals in the lower half and give it graciously to mexico...call it obamasas.

Eduardo Villalobos
Eduardo Villalobos

Native Americans be like you can't do that to our native land. And I'm like your land?? The white people made you their bitches along time ago and took your land . lol

Todd Nalley
Todd Nalley

What a stupid article, so " new Times"..

Suncerae Afton Littleman
Suncerae Afton Littleman

Or your Native American and have to deal with all them white people bullshit. Go elsewhere and don't fuck w us Natives.

China Jones
China Jones

I think it was supposed to be a joke folks jeez lighten up lol

China Jones
China Jones

It's like in order to claim residency in Arizona you have to hate illegals and have a constant stick up your ass lol

Luis Antonio-Aleman
Luis Antonio-Aleman

That's so funny.. Come on people, laugh a little... Forgot we are in Arizona!!

Nicholas Babcock
Nicholas Babcock

California didn't do it. Based on laws in our country, they can't separate into different states.

james8394
james8394

Ha Ha. You used the words "republican" and "idea" consecutively.  

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