Joe Arpaio's Birther Squad Fails to Provide Any Evidence Yet Again

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Matthew Hendley


There's no better day than today, April Fools' Day, to explain the latest goings-on with Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "birther" gang.

Yes, the phony "investigation" of President Obama's birth certificate still exists, and no, there's no actual evidence yet.

See also:
-Arpaio's Birther Investigation Still Exists; Lead "Birther" Swears Evidence Coming Soon
-Arpaio's Birther Mouthpiece Suggests New Times Forged Obama's Birth Certificate

Back in November, Arpaio's chief birther, former used car salesman Mike Zullo, said they had uncovered some "universe shattering evidence."

Remember, Arpaio held a press conference more than two years ago, on March 1, 2012, declaring Obama's birth certificate a fraud. However, there hasn't been a single shred of evidence to support that claim, other than some claims that have been thoroughly debunked.

Obviously, no one with half a brain or more was actually expecting that Arpaio's gang would suddenly come up with "universe shattering evidence" two years later. For the sake of playing along, we found that one of Arpaio's birther mouthpieces said this shattering of the universe would take place in March. Zullo also mentioned a March announcement several times.

Well, it's April 1st, the appropriately named April Fools' Day. The universe failed to shatter, we didn't fall into a black hole, and there was no announcement. Imagine that.

In the meantime, however, the man who actually got Arpaio's investigation started has publicly admitted that the whole investigation was a complete sham. Brian Reilly, a member of the Surprise Tea Party, who takes credit for creating the petition asking for Arpaio to investigate Obama's birth certificate, penned a fairly thorough explanation of how much of a joke the entire investigation was. It's a must-read.

Now, of course, since March has come and gone, Arpaio's birther gang says there's no official date for the release of the "evidence."

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bobunf
bobunf

Look on the bright side; Arpaio and his goons could have been killing inmates, falsely arresting people and dong other destructive stuff.  This comedy show may have distracted Arpao from his usual sadism and fear mongering.

The money he wasted on this nonsense pales in comparison to the average lawsuit against the Sheriff.  Who knows?  Maybe twenty or thirty fewer lawsuits saving a few million.  


What should Maricopa County voters expect when they repeatedly elect a man more correctly monikered "The Mussolini of Maricopa."

John Taylor
John Taylor

Birth anouncment in the paper the day after Obamas birth. Riddle me that teabaggers.

DNichols
DNichols

I told several people Arpaio had passed, and all were saddened to hear "April Fools".

Francisco Cortez
Francisco Cortez

He's not the idiot, it's the people that believe him on this crap!

Christian Paul
Christian Paul

Cuz are president is still not a citizen. It will always be a thing .

Victoria Bee
Victoria Bee

ewww what a disgusting pig. if ANYONE deserves a few weeks in the tents its him #fuckjoearpaio

Ruben DeClay
Ruben DeClay

Arpaio isn't just a fool today. he is a fool the other 364 days a year just to play it safe...

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

Did Zello sell the MCSO posse their used cars that are illegally licensed and not insured?

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

Let us not forget the Joke himself said this dog and pony act for the idiots at WND, and the STUPID people that support him would NOT cost taxpayers one dime...  Yet it cost far MORE than a dime, with Zello's big adventure to Hawaii, with his supporting loons and deputy guards!

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

Tabaggers + Birthers = Birthbaggers !!

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

The only fools are the one's that believe anything Arpaio or Zullo say.

Arpaio scammed a lot of money once again from people is all this was.


david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

HAHAHA the guy who came up with the idea here is even convinced its a fraud..thats hilarious. With that info, I would think if the BOS wasnt in his hip pocket they would demanding to know why county dollars were continued to be used even though the case is closed. NO wonder Joe doesnt want anyone seeing his financials..

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@bobunf Bob, years ago I heard that the original middle name for the shurf was actually Mussolini, at birth, but he had it changed to Michael as an adult because of the negative context of Mussolini, even though his parents were proud of their Italian heritage and the actions taken by Mussolini. Do you know if that story might be accurate?

DPSnAZ
DPSnAZ

The intellectual heavyweights in the birther sector don't care about simple reason!

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@DNichols  Wishing people, with whom you disagree, dead is a shit-bird, low-life play.  And it was played by a shit-bird low-life.  

DNichols
DNichols

@Donkey

Placenta for short?

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@Cozz  I found it particularly interesting it only took 242 signatures for him to spend tax payer dollars to investigate this shit. I wonder, if we sent him 10k sigs to FINALLY investigate those child sex crimes and start enforcing warrants, would he? lol i think we both agree, the answer would be no

DNichols
DNichols

@david-saint01

How many M.C.S.O. people got our Tax Dollar paid  Hawain Vacations out of this B.S. Posse?!

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@fishingblues

I don't know that your opinion is widely shared. I recall a guy by the name of Ted Bundy. You may recall him. If not, you should do some research about the guy. I will assume many good people were pleased the day Bundy was executed by the state of Florida. The only difference, in my opinion, of Bundy and the MCSO sheriff is that the sheriff is still alive, although he may emit odors causing some folks to think he has died.


That said, I will also imagine a good many folks, myself included, would not be angry or upset to hear that the MCSO shurf had 'expired' while pontificating at yet another 'news conference'.


Call me a shit-bird lowlife if you wish, but I will be happy when the old guy is gone from MCSO, regardless of what the catalyst is.


And, when he is no longer breathing and hopefully has been buried, I will seek out his grave and hope to soil his headstone.



DNichols
DNichols

@fishingblues

I didn,t wish anyone dead, its called a joke?!

But glad I could once again get you blithering.

Thanx for the child porn again.

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@fishingblues 


Blues, I was referencing the opinion you expressed that, "Wishing people, with whom you disagree, dead is a shit-bird, low-life play.  And it was played by a shit-bird low-life."


You shared your opinion and it was noted. Call it low class if you like, but I will say that in all likelihood the elderly sheriff will not stop his garbage until he is pushing daisies. If he has to die so we can get a professional sheriff in office, then so be it.


Also, I don't recall implying you are a fan of the elderly guy. I don't have a clue what your allegiance with him might be. Or not.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@DonkeyHotay @fishingblues  Wow dude are you really that shallow?  I believe in the death penalty.  Hussein was a mass murderer.  When you ask about the Taliban, do you mean every single one of them?  Then no.  If they kill Americans, then yes.

Hard for an America hating commie to understand isn't it comrade?  

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@TommyCollins @fishingblues  What opinion might that be?

I don't have to be a fan of Uncle Joe to tell you that wishing someone dead simply because you don't like their politics is a low class move.  

DNichols
DNichols

@fishingblues @DNichols


Look in the mirror blues?


Chris Simcox stuck his fingers in his own child's vagina, and you have no problem with him, yet you blame the President of our Nation?!


You could be a "Low Life"?!


Ya Think?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@DonkeyHotay @fishingblues  I believe the rest of the American people have begun to see the light that intelligent people saw before the inept one was elected the first time.

Check his approval ratings.


I gave you props for the first "liberkookian".  Come up with some new material.  You are becoming trite.  

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@fishingblues "You know slick, I believe Obama to be far and away the worst president in history who is systematically destroying our country."


That's just your delusional liberkookian brain misfiring again.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@DNichols  You know slick, I believe Obama to be far and away the worst president in history who is systematically destroying our country.  He is doing much more damage than any dumb-ass sheriff can do and yet I do not think he is worse than child molesters nor do I wish him dead.  

So, you tell me D, who's the low life? 

DNichols
DNichols

@fishingblues

Arpaio, and Bill Montgomery's BFF Minute Man Leader Chris Simcox stuck his fingers in his own childs vagina, however since he was Arpaio, and Montgomery's pal, he was granted "Amnesty" through a posh plea deal, and won't even be registered as a pedifile?!

Your right "Nothing worse than child abuse".

Except for  the peice of trash Sheriffs, and County Atourney's that embrace or overlook the thier sick Child Abusing freinds?!!!

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@DPSnAZ @fishingblues @DNichols  Another twisted twink that sees porn every time they see a child.  You perverts need to be eradicated.  There is nothing worse than abusing a child.  

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

When arpiao dies, I'll be 'Happy as a room without a roof' go fuck fish you teabilly asslicker.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@DNichols    This coming from a self-professed dirt-bag, child molesting degenerate.

DNichols
DNichols

@fishingblues

Wow,

Who's the "Loony"

What a filthy mouth you have?!

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@fishingblues @DNichols  while we are in agreement about the original comment (the first part that is), name calling on the internet is juvenile and it doesnt make you any better. 

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@DNichols  What a shit-bag dodge.  "Gosh, it was just a joke."   Little shit-stain hypocrites like yourself can't even stand up to what you say. Mealy-mouthed little bitch that you are.  


As to the "child porn", you are what you perceive you twisted, perverted POS. 

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