Border Officers Find Five Pounds of Heroin in Woman's Underwear

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Gordon Hyde


Today in Found at the Border: A Mexican woman tried to cross the border in Nogales with five pounds of heroin in her underwear, according to authorities.

Cristina Luna-Ramos, 38, tried to drive through the port of entry about 11 a.m. on Wednesday. Officers reported seeing something that's never good news in a woman's underwear -- a "hard bulge."

Court documents state that the bulge, in addition to Luna's nervous behavior, led to her receiving a secondary search from U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers.

Luna insisted she had nothing on her, but after a pat-down, authorities recovered about five pounds of heroin underneath her clothes.

According to a CBP spokeswoman, the heroin was distributed among four packages -- two stuffed in the woman's bra, and two more in her groin area.

The heroin, and the woman's vehicle, were seized by authorities, and she was turned over to Immigration and Customs Enforcement's Homeland Security Investigations.

She faces a charge of heroin possession with intent to distribute.

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CBP
The heroin packages.
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22 comments
redrock435
redrock435

Most amazing is she was only wearing a thong!

james8394
james8394

Wish I could lose five pounds that quickly

robert_graham
robert_graham

Stupid woman to say the least. When are people like her going to learn that if you try bringing drugs you are probably going to get caught?

Shadow_Wolf2014
Shadow_Wolf2014

How does her underwear stay on if 5lbs of heroin is tugging down on it? The 1st place a Border Patrol will look, is at your crotch area.

zengphoo
zengphoo

Wow man, she must have some BIG underwear.


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fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

A whole new meaning to the phrase 'junk in the trunk'. 

armandocdll81
armandocdll81

You never know what you'll find when you sniff around a latina's panties.

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

She must have been walking funny and going "Yes! Yes! Yes!" And "Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Yessssss!" with every step.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@robert_graham  ... stats show the VAST MAJORITY of Drugs and Drug Users are NOT CAUGHT ... you stammering ignoramus.

homiedclown257
homiedclown257

@eric.nelson745                      In your dreams wet dreams.

redrock435
redrock435

@DonkeyHotay Stats have shown that heroin addicts commit a lot of crimes..you stammering ignoramus!

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@redrock435 ... does it hurt?


... to be so fucking stupid!

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@redrock435 @DonkeyHotay  So rock, are you saying that you believe heroin addicts will commit more crimes if the drug was legal and controlled instead of illegal and out of control?  


You should apologize to the donkey boy.  He is quite sensitive.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@redrock435 ... tell us again how heroin addicts commit a lot of crimes, you stump-stupid stammering ignoramus.

redrock435
redrock435

@DonkeyHotay Glad to see your lobotomy was a success!


Glad you get you're getting the deeply craved attention by posting on every article...Try getting out of your mom's basement and live a little!


Last comment is yours, as well all know that's your goal in life!!

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