Joe Arpaio's Least-Favorite Canadian Promises to Take Meat Cleaver to Sheriff's Privates

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio's war continues against a 16-year-old Canadian kid who spends too much time on his computer.

As the kid -- whose name has never been released -- continues to get arrested in Canada for a series of whimsical threats he's e-mailed to the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, Arpaio's office has given an extraordinary amount of attention to the kid and his threats through a series of press releases.

This time, the kid threatened to "chop off [Arpaio's] balls with a meat cleaver and turn [him] into a woman," according to the press release.

See also:
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The MCSO press release identifies Arpaio as the youngster's "arch nemesis," as this is the fourth threat he's e-mailed to the Sheriff's Office.

In a first e-mail, the teenager referred to Arpaio as a "massive dickhead" and a "dick-sucking shitface" and said he'd murder Arpaio's whole family. In the other two e-mails, the kid threatened to shoot Arpaio and his wife.

With the most recent e-mail, Arpaio announces in the press release that "Canadians should be concerned about their safety" and apparently is upset that Canadian authorities don't jail the kid:
Shortly after his release from the psychiatric facility near Alberta, Canada, the teenage suspect emailed the Sheriff's website on Saturday saying he "will never stop until I am put away for good....I hate you so much that I will travel to Arizona to chop off your b*lls off with a meat cleaver and turn you into a woman."

The sheriff has a growing concern for the safety of Canadians citizens who may not be being protected by the laws that govern that nation as this young man is not being kept in jail or hospital for his actions.

"This person appears mentally unbalanced and authorities cannot prevent him from acting out his aggressions," Sheriff Joe Arpaio says. "While laws in Canada may be different, it is still imperative that police recognize the danger someone like this young man poses against not just me, but people in general."
The press release says the kid was arrested in Alberta, for a third time, and warned again not to contact the Sheriff's Office.

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shadeaux14
shadeaux14

If the kid can get here, I've got just what he needs to do the job


A meat cleaver

A magnifying glass

A pair of tweezers.


Of course, this will only work if Joe has an erection at the time............................HEY JAFFY!

fellepeter
fellepeter

hahahhaha! this kid is hilarious!

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

Lest we forget, in Arizona law, a 16 year old is a "child" and Arizona does such a great job "protecting" their children. 

dennis20
dennis20 topcommenter

Hell. I say let the kid blog. Arpaio doesn't give one rats ass what YPS posts here and he breaks the law with slander and libel.  YPS claims to be one of Arpaio's employees. Where is the outrage? 

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

LMAO oh here we go again with the mean Canadian who allegedly threatened the spiteful old man.

I bet the RCMP aren't going to do a thing about this.

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

Mr. Hendley, help me out here, please. Has there ever been any written communication from ANY law enforcement authority that this/these threat/threats actually ever happened?


This is sounding more and more like the supposed bomb that was 'intercepted' on it's way from Flagstaff to Phoenix....


The 'bomb' that was never validated as an explosive device, as far as I recall. Maybe ATF knows more and isn't sharing it...


Either way, I think the old bag is using this to gain sympathy and to make himself look more important than he really is.


One county sheriff in Arizona.


Fifteen counties in Arizona.


One geriatric dried up wind bag...



shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Wonder how many people will send the kid a meat cleaver and a ticket to Phoenix?

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

When will the Joker have SeaGull drive the MCSO tank across the border and invade Canada?  Seagull could claim he was just dropping off campaign material in his run for AZ Gov, and wanted to contact the Canadian Snowbirds to get their vote...


It would be a good piece  for the Arpaio/SeaGull Reality TV show.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 "the teenager referred to Arpaio as a "massive dickhead" and a "dick-sucking shitface"


Well he may be crazy, but at least he's honest, eh?

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DPSnAZ
DPSnAZ

"Shortly after his release from the psychiatric facility near Alberta, Canada, the teenage suspect emailed the Sheriff's website on Saturday........."

So where was the kid released exactly? Near Alberta, the Province of 255,541 sqmiles?

Really?

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

In Arizona law, a 16 year old is a "child", lest we forget.

66rock
66rock topcommenter

Unless the Canadian authorities verify that there is a kid who said this, I'm not believing it.  Notice that it's suppose to be a threat from a juvy so Arpaio have no name for anyone to check out its validity. 

royalphoenix
royalphoenix

Where are this kids parents ? I don't think nickel bag is under threat from this un-disciplined kid, so maybe his parents or guardians should pull the plug. peace

robert_graham
robert_graham

So what you are saying that threats against Sheriff Joe should be passes off as untrue?  If Penzone had won and he received similar threats, you would be demanding that MCSO spend every dollar they have to find the suspects and anybody who disagrees would be called a racist.  It's true so why don't you just shut up.

Threats that are made internationally is a federal offense and it must be investigated now by the DOJ.

saltywench
saltywench

He can't seriously feel threatened by a 16 year old, can he??

car_del99
car_del99

So , the " brave ": joker is afraid of a 16 year old kid that is 2000 + miles away ?

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit

This kid is beginning to appear every time the joker needs attention....I wonder if he's on the jokers payroll.....Wouldn't surprise me one bit!!

yourproductsucks2
yourproductsucks2 topcommenter

1- it can't be both slander and libel if it's only in written form

2- it's neither slander nor libel if it's true

3- you dont like others employing your tactics against you? boo hoo

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@shadeaux14 That would explain the long line at the post office this morning. All those packages going to Canada....

Coinspinner
Coinspinner

@DonkeyHotayomg! Trollie it's you, you're over here also.  You get around trollie, you don't let that seething anger be an excuse to slow down.   You go get 'em Trollie!

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@66rock Your point is very valid. We have no reason to not think it might just be one of his very famous posse members..... or perhaps one of his media team...

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@robert_graham IF threats are actually occurring, Jaffy, I'm fairly sure the local cops see this as nothing more than the kid having an electronic wet dream. Ask yer Mom what that means...

azweasel
azweasel

Put a cork in it dick sucking shitface junior.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@robert_graham lol you dont seem to mind when Wilcox, or a Dem is threatened. Further, joe has made a habit of fabricating death threats against him, and quite frankly all i hear now is him crying wolf. 

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

@robert_graham Have you been contacted about the threats YOU have made against other people Jaffy?  Is that why you turned tail and moved out of AZ?

DPSnAZ
DPSnAZ

@robert_graham Easy, easy, Roberto Graham Cracker, slow down, boy, you're going to vapor lock on us>

robert_graham
robert_graham

@saltywench You mean the same way that the Columbine and sandy Hook threats by deranged kids should not have been taken seriously either?

Bnbk
Bnbk

@Dontbelieveit I'm starting to think the same thing.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@Dontbelieveit And I wonder if every other threat that happens in this country is a hoax too?  Must be I guess, right?  If you climbed on a plane and yelled bomb and on your way out in cuffs explained that what you said was only a joke, would you expect to not be arrested?

dennis20
dennis20 topcommenter

@yourproductsucks2 You have more in common with the mentally ill adolescent then you think Yippy. The big dif is the kid isn't a chicken-shit MCSO employee afraid of his own shadow like you.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Tommy, being a retired police officer your opinion carries more weight with me. If I was a betting man and i have a crisp new $100 bill on the fact that RCMP very likely won't do anything about this and every commenter (except JAFfy) also bet $100 that RCMP very likely won't do anything about this, how much money can we expect to get?

saltywench
saltywench

@Cozz 

Hahaha!!  Took me a little bit, but I got it!  Arpaio 0 - Sidewalk - 1.

cassityg32
cassityg32

Those kids didn't make any threats toward their future victims.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@robert_graham really? i didnt know those cases were with warnings through threats or emails? big difference twit, those just happened by people who were bent, not by people screaming for attention by repeating the same threats to the same people. at this point it isnt a dangerous threat................its a kid crying for attention (i mean the Canadian, not Joe this time)

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

@robert_graham

Try it and let us know how it works out.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@robert_graham in most cases people who continually voice threats like that, will not have what it takes to follow through

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967$100K, more or less, I suppose. I really don't think the RCMP give a rat's ass about this, if it is true, which isn't very likely.... I think it's purely MCSO fiction...

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

I completely agree with you Zigs.

It's also not helping matters much that Arpaio calls a news conference to announce this shit. Do I think the kid will act? No. Will Joe feign a death threat to score TV time? Yes.

Maybe Joe also needs a psych evaluation...

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967 if this was just once or twice that the kid made threats............they probably wouldnt do anything, but after 4 or 5 times? sadly i think the kid is forcing their hand. all joking aside, i doubt the kid is ever going to amount to any real threat, but by repeating the same stupid thing (even after getting released from a psyche ward) he is tagging himself as a problem that has to be dealt with one way or another. he is probably going to be put back into a psyche evaluation or care setting (which at this point, seems to be looking more and more necessary)..

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@robert_graham@danzigsdaddy We have no reason to believe such a threat has ever happened. Just information from a senile elderly man.... and his team of concubines.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@robert_graham and yet as you say they should be taken serious, you voice threats to people on here all the time and claim they werent threats. i never said I'd take a tire iron to someone...................you did, you also missed the point. you said they were threats like this kid, they were not, they had no warning or threats put out, this kid is voicing, not acting on his words. i stand by this being a cry for attention by him

robert_graham
robert_graham

@danzigsdaddy@robert_grahamWhether a threat is in person, by phone, email or by messenger, it is illegal to make threats -- especially against law enforcement and every threat, in light of all the tragedys that have happened, must be taken seriously.  You're right, the kid is unstable and so were the Columbine and sandy Hook kids unstable too and look what happened.

Even if Penzone had one and this were happening to him, I'd say the same thing in his defense!  I'm not just defending Sheriff Joe, I would defend every law enforcement officer an so should you.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@robert_graham then you should be locked up by your own criteria. you threatened to take a tire iron to other posters on here. it doesnt matter why you said it, you still said it

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