CBS 5, Local Sasquatch Authority, Shows Off Purported Photos of Bigfoot Corpse

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The number-one story on the CBS 5 website at the time of this post is a report of a man who claims he has a Bigfoot corpse.

This, of course, comes from the local news station that claims to be "telling it like it is" -- with a history of reports on supposed evidence of UFOs, chupacabras, and Bigfoot.

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-CBS 5 Found Bigfoot Again

Although this story's from a CBS affiliate in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, we couldn't find the story anywhere on the websites of CBS affiliates in New York, Miami, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, or Philadelphia, but it's numero uno in Phoenix.

In just the past year, the CBS affiliate has brought the public not only reports on this purported Bigfoot corpse but supposed video footage the big ape, as well as a supposed Bigfoot toenail found in northern Arizona.

According to an "investigative reporter" from CBS 5 in a 2012 segment on all kinds of mythical creatures, "Here in Arizona, so-called paranormal activity is abundant."

That report came after a one-year stretch in which CBS 5 aired three segments detailing chupacabra sightings. Yes, a little dinosaur-looking thing with spikes down its back that survives by sucking the blood of goats. Three of 'em.

Now, we're on this top story about photos of a Bigfoot corpse. Ten paragraphs into the print story, the guy admits that he made up a Bigfoot hoax in 2008, but captured this corpse to redeem himself. Yup. Sounds legit.

Here's the segment:


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elgianne
elgianne

Rick Dyer is a creep if he killed it and a liar if he didn't.  Hope it's the latter. Why must man kill what he doesn't understand?

idoubtit00
idoubtit00

We covered Rick Dyer's ongoing nonsense since last year, right where it belongs, on Doubtful News http://doubtfulnews.com/ . I'm disappointed it gets press in other places and gives him the attention he desperately wants. But, it does get hits. People like viewing the train wreck/circus/lunatic rant.

dennis20
dennis20 topcommenter

You killed bigfoot and those are the best photos you've got? 

Really? 

car_del99
car_del99

Isn't Bigfoot from up North ? What is he doing now down south ? is he a SNOWBIRD ?

How does he get here , by bus, car , truck ,motorhome  ? Does he drive ?

We should have the JOKER investigate all those questions and get to the truth !!!

I wonder if Bigfoot lives in Sun City ?

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Looks like Brewer sleeping one off.

wtf...
wtf...

 Actually if you go to CNN.com as of 12:07 pm they have that story front page as well....

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@shadeaux14 i can not thank you enough for the pleasure your post just gave me. 

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