Top 10 Jan Brewer-isms of 2013

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There may be nothing more American than baseball and apple pie, but there's nothing more Arizonan than guns and Governor Jan Brewer struggling to complete a sentence.

Although the peak of Brewer-isms will likely always be her 2010 debate brain-fart, the nonsense and weirdness keep on comin'. Check out our picks for the top-10 Brewer-isms of 2013:

10.) Jan Brewer Called "Kinder, Gentler" on Immigration, While She Uses SB 1070 to Raise Money

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In January, the Arizona Republic reported that Brewer was taking a "kinder, gentler tone" on immigration. The same week, Brewer's political-action committee sent out an e-mail in the governor's name, seeking donations on her anti-immigrant stance, including a reminder that she worked to pass SB 1070. D'oh.


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markie19

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Laird Creevy
Laird Creevy

alcoholic biyatch - put her in Tent City.

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

She looks like the fucking Crypt Keeper

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

I hate to defend Brewer, but several of these "Brewerisms" actually make more sense than some "Hendleyisms".


For example, if you break the law by immigrating, you are an "illegal immigrant".  The media has no problem calling those who immigrate legally "legal immigrants".

Alex Johns
Alex Johns

You guys should stick to entertainment. You're not so good at the unbiased journalism thing.

Veinticinco Soyus
Veinticinco Soyus

Si en U.S.A. se selebraran los triufos o nacimientos de Mandela, de seguros la governadora y otros políticos racistas saldrían a los palcos a vanagloriarse de patriotas como lo hacen con Martin L. King, de los dientes para afuera.

Edward Anthony Green
Edward Anthony Green

Hey New Times instead of bitching about Sheriff Joe and Gov. Jan all the time, why don't one of you lame fucks run for office????

Michael Swann
Michael Swann

az is the best state in the nation. at least shes not as lame as jan napolimano

Kerry Goad
Kerry Goad

Costumes or medications, when one is forced, let us ask, who is dressing us, and why! Markerry Goad

Kerry Goad
Kerry Goad

Charlie, who is Charlie anyway, if one can remember one of the best movies, with some of the most memorable quotes, Forrest was in a world so strange, so bizarre, but one he triumphed in, by being his true self, and listening to his first love, his Jenny? He ran from the Charlies in that war, and picked up a few bodies, while doing it, with a bullet in his ass, as well! My first love told me, when one is often told something, about themselves, on a continues basis, they either absorb it, or start to belief it, or others assume it, so what does one do, run from the Charlies, or become them? To me, a Charlie, is a gun, a live firing gun, with bullets, to kill, or seriously wound a living creature. Why should a school, where our children go to study, and live, have Charlie’s in the dorm, or else where? Most school shootings are carried out by guns, which were stored in the home of the assailant, or where they had access to them, I have been affected by this many times, myself! My favorite, is the association, of guns, and alcohol, a police officer’s job, is hard enough, as it is, without having him, in an establishment where, of course, he is not drinking with his loaded firearm, and having to deal with some intoxicated person, with a weapon of any kind, I call it, a drunk dumbass, that can take their friend’s gun, or another’s and use it in anyway, in a place, it has no business being! Markerry Soll-Goad 8-5-2012 Help, or is help to receive hell, how is one to know, ones needs or wants, in true living form. What if one is dead, is it our choice, or not, to decide to act as a receiver or a dispatcher of the dead, and how, does one truly know, the reasoning, if any? People say things happen for a reason, well sure they do, we as people all think we have a reason; we want or need something, so then yes, things happen for a reason!

Gary Bullock
Gary Bullock

I ave a commege edgemucaution. I is a serttifliklied in X-rey teqnisssion frum GCC.

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

Can't wait to elect a new governor next year that isn't a complete retard...

Arizona Luke
Arizona Luke

Never been a fan of hers but at least she didn't have the 'Lie of the Year' like your Messiah Obama.

Michael Schilling
Michael Schilling

They should erect a statue of her at the Capitol "Arizona's National Embarrassment" It just goes to show you how F'd up our state is, that she got re-elected.

Charles Forker
Charles Forker

thank Your Buddy Janet ( never complete a job) napolitano

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

Brewer, the GED twit...

Bye, Bye Brewer, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

logicman
logicman

This is kind of entertainment.  Its definitely not news or based on truth.  I agree they should stick more to food and music.   

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