Arizona's List of Rejected Custom License Plates Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity

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If you're the type of person who still has faith in humanity, you probably haven't seen the list of 27,438 custom license plates that have been rejected in Arizona.

This list includes people who wanted to drive around every day with their license plates reading "BBYDCK," "HOTNUTZ," "VAGKING," or one of the 27,435 other mostly stupid ideas that have been rejected.

The Arizona Department of Transportation provided the list as a result of a public-records request filed by New Times, after we noticed a man's very public concerns about circumcision, along with his "NOCIRCM" license plate.

Turns out, "UNCUT," "UNCUT4," "UNCUT8," "UNCUT9," and "UNKUT1" all were denied.

However, foreskin descriptions are among the least-pathetic license plates people weren't allowed to get.

In fact, just skimming through the list we found 24 license plates in which people wanted to advertise their allegedly large penises:
BGDICK, BIGCOCK, BIGDCK, BIGDICK, BIGDIK, BIGCOQ, BIGDK, BIGDNG, BIGDONG, BIGHOSE, BIGICK, BIGJUNK, BIGMEAT, BIGPCKG, BIGPP, BIGPRIX, BIGROD, BIGTHNG, BIGWIRM, BIGWANG, BIGWYRM, BIG1OIN, B1GJNSN, and B1GWORM.
Really? Is this the world we live in? There's a government employee who had to prevent "BIGPP" and "B1GJNSN" from pulling up next to each other at a stop light and starting a penis-measuring match?

ADOT probably prevented a marriage between "CMYBALZ" and "CMYPUSS," but we'll forgive them. Someone actually had to say to the neo-Nazis, no, you can't have the "WITEPWR" or "JEWLIES" license plate. Nor will you have a run-in with "BIGNIG."

However, they probably crushed the dreams of the 10 people who wanted some variant of "big pimpin'." Think about the more than 200 variations we found of "badass." How will we ever know when all these badasses and pimps are driving around us?

The section on things people "H8" is really how you know this list is Arizonan, including "H8MVD," "H8MYWYF," "IH8LIBS," "IH8KIDS," and "H8OBAMA." (Don't forget "FKOBAMA," "FUOBAMA," and "OBMASUX.")

If you'd like to learn more about how depraved our society has become, or if you'd like to see if "ASSWIPE," "BALICKR," or "IMHORNY" have already been banned (they have), check out the whole list below:

Arizona Rejected/Revoked Personalized License Plate Configurations



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Vyto Starinskas
Vyto Starinskas

Short term memory loss among readers... Doing a service, thanks.

Vyto Starinskas
Vyto Starinskas

Great story idea. I wonder if you could get Hightimes for a Plate?

Michael Bouck
Michael Bouck

If I worked at DMV id respond to all these request with "NYCTRY NUMNUTZ"

Matthew Clemens
Matthew Clemens

The article sucks, it is very hard to read due to the advertisements down each side of the site. Dont go to it. They need to hire someone who can design web pages, it reminds me of the clowns Obama hired to make the health care site...

David Souza
David Souza

My buddies plate says SONMYD........ lol they missed one!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dan Paz

April McCann
April McCann

Tom Hathaway how did they miss that one?! LOL...

Kyle Brock
Kyle Brock

So backwards the car says "Los LED BUTTSEX Civic" Wow, if you planned the entirety of that remind me to never play chess with you!

Kayla Schueman
Kayla Schueman

Brandon Emerson, I know your a licence plate man and, I happen to know one license plate you had made the list, I checked. RIP Xesttub

Adrian Grey
Adrian Grey

I saw "E8URVGS" on a car last night... Took me a few mins to figure out they did not mean to to be as dirty as I first though :P

Ghormeh Sabzi
Ghormeh Sabzi

I believe people should be able to put whatever they want on their license plate when they are paying for it... How the hell died and gave these minimum-wage dmv employees to decide what can go on plates... if you don't like a license plate look the other way!

Israel Hoffman
Israel Hoffman

Why is this article so negative? It gave me a few good laughs

Jon Richardson
Jon Richardson

Dominique, you just went full retard. Never go full retard. You'll end up walking away with nothing. By the way, feminism is destroying women's rights, one after the other. Feminism, just like anti-bullying campaigns, drug awareness, health classes in schools and suing on the basis of race/sex, will make everything worse.

Judy Boody
Judy Boody

So you are saying PMS is not real here? I beg to differ. It's a joke - my car is not meant to be a feminist statement. I am a strong independent woman and for you to say otherwise, just because I have a sense of humor is BS. Being judgemental doesn't make you better. Check your grammer while your at it. "She from Arizona" & "of course she going to say." She's at least got a grade school education.

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

They rejected my request(s), AMFJ and ANDYMFJ, because of the possible derogatory abbreviation, "MF". Fucking horseshit.

Kirk Dooley
Kirk Dooley

I see that the plate pictured above pretty much has the state legislature's collective IQ nailed. :)

Heidi Graham Bradshaw
Heidi Graham Bradshaw

ANEJO was denied. isn't that a variety of tequila? perhaps I'm missing something that isn't obvious to me.

Delilah Femiani
Delilah Femiani

Maybe they forgot COQ-10!! Lol it's great for your skin!! Lmao

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

H8toBLib -            All the loony libs are abandoning the sinking ship just like the rats they are.  The ignorant populace that was stupid enough to re-elect the abysmal failure for 4 more years are finally waking up to the fact that socialism is a sham and does not work in the real world.  

Golly, it was only a few months ago the loony libs were smugly declaring the end of conservatism.  A little bit of reality is a good smack in the face.  

DigitalRev Az
DigitalRev Az

looking at the full list, they are way too strict.

Evangelina Marin
Evangelina Marin

I've actually seen one that read "KC8CUM". I even thought... "Whoa how did that get approved???" Lol wow.

Teresa Alarid Mowry
Teresa Alarid Mowry

I tried to get "1LVNOH8" (one love, no hate) and they denied to??? The letter said that it may be "offensive or confusing"..., REALLY?!?!

Broski_Love
Broski_Love

Are you using a browser that supports AdBlock? If not, download Firefox, go to add-ons in the "tools" section and then get AdBlock and it should block most of the annoying advertisements. Hope this helped.

julesjmj
julesjmj

"Check your grammer while your at it."


Check your usage and your spelling while you're at it.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@fishingblues lol socialism is a sham, but trickle down isnt?! AHAHA not like you had any credibility, but you definitely have none after that bullshit rant. 

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@fishingblues LMAO  ignorant populace who were stupid enough to re elect an abysmal failure..kind of like how you dolts re elected Bush despite the WMD lies, Pat Tillman lies, the IRS abuse, and the 2000 recount..

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Hate to "Smack you in the face with a little reality" but....................This story is about personalized license plates.



fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@shadeaux14    Gosh shad, you didn't like my personalized plate idea "H8toBLib"?  Go ahead, you can use it.  You don't seem like you are smart enough to create your own.

By the way, I think people can pretty much  comment on whatever they like. 

But really, thanks for your enlightened comment.  


fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@david_saint01   Okay - you're an AZ native.


Gee dickhead, did I get that right?  You had me so scared.


Look numbnuts, these posts are nine days old.  You are obviously not too bright if it takes you nine days to respond and five posts to say it.  


Typical, dumber than dirt liberal.  There ought to be a bounty.    

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

Fisting will never have BIGCOCK for a vanity plate, twoinch is his.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@robert_grahamcracker This coming from a loud-mouthed illegal.  Don't you know you have to become a citizen before your opinion counts?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@zekesp123    How do you get racist out of this?  What a freaking dumb ass.  "Teabagger" is a term you are no doubt intimately familiar with, since it involves inserting your ball sack into your boyfriends mouth (freaking pervert).

As to who lost, it is becoming painfully obvious to all but the brain dead - the entire country lost.


"cracker" - are you referring to the stalker robert_grahamcracker?  

zekesp123
zekesp123

You're a Teabagger, racist moron, fishing lies, and you and enlightenment don't exist on the same planet. Guess what, you bitches lost and now you're fucked. Get used to it, cracker!

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