Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: The Wrong Idea

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we might be getting the wrong idea about our alleged offenders. Enjoy.

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Charges: Disorderly conduct, criminal nuisance
Well, there's clearly a teardrop coming out of one eye, and then there's some sort of unidentified goo dripping from the other.

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fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

Can we just shoot all "gangstas" so we don't have to look at them week after week?  

fishingblues_mama
fishingblues_mama

@fishingblues @fishingblues_mama You tell em, sweetie! A lesser man might ignore them, but no.....You are soooo big and strong, and not at all what they say you are. You're living proof that everyone was wrong to say that it wasn't a good idea to keep you locked in the basement 24/7. They said it was wrong to put off your potty training until you were 12. They said it was wrong to keep barbed wire wrapped around your naughty bits, but how else was I to keep you from playing with them?   We showed 'em, didn't we, sweetie?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@fishingblues_mama @fishingblues   seriously, you are such a pathetic little shit stain, you don't even rate as a mild irritant.  If you are like this in real life (my guess is you are), all I can say is 'fuck, what a loser'.

Just keep'em coming and I'll keep kicking your sorry ass.     

fishingblues_mama
fishingblues_mama

@fishingblues @fishingblues_mama Oooh, good job, sweetie! No one can fight back against the "I know you are, but what am I?" defense!  Don't forget to tell him that you're rubber, and he's glue.

You are such a good boy... now, come upstairs from the basement, and I'll fix you a nice cup of Ovaltine, just how you like it...shoved up your ass. 

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@fishingblues_mama @fishingblues   There is that 12 year old loser coming out again.    Your replies are grade school level.  Once again thinking it clever to go after deceased parents.  

You do realize that your replies are a manifestation of YOUR life.  What a fucking moron.  I bet you think you are cute. 

fishingblues_mama
fishingblues_mama

@fishingblues @fishingblues_mama Dear, don't get too excited. I had to spend an hour last week cleaning wee-wee off of your computer chair.  You don't have to be scared. The people on the internet are not coming to get you, like creepy old "Uncle Touchy".

P.S. Dad was not your real father.  

Love, Mom.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@fishingblues_mama @fishingblues         Assburn, you are such a pathetic little shit stain.  You must be a masochist as well.  I've handed you your ass on every occasion and all you do is change your name (assburn.station had to leave in disgrace) and come back for more.   

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@fishingbIues @fishingblues @higuys @ashburn.station.rd   Gosh assburn, what a juvenile little ploy.  Do you really think you are fooling anyone by now attempting to steal my identity.  Hey dickwad,  why is there a blue line under your avatar and there isn't for mine?  You wish you were someone with some value, don't you you pathetic little shit stain?

fishingbIues
fishingbIues

@fishingblues @higuys @ashburn.station.rd On second thought, I retract all of my earlier statements and confess to everything I am accused of.  I am a horrible, pathetic, hateful person, and I should learn to face my sickness and cowardice like a man, instead of hiding behind hate and anger. I'm just very scared and sad at what my life has become, and this is all I have left. I hope you can all forgive me. I may change my mind and deny all this, but please don't ever forget I said it. 

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd Yes, yes... the Senior version of the Internet Tough Guy...I'm sure you're the baddest dude in the "Grandchildren Shouldn't Visit" section of the Old Draft Dodgers' Home, and the staff is in constant fear of the wrath of  "the creepy guy in the room at the end of the hall".  

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   "spewing hate"  hahahaha you are in the 9th grade aren't you?  What a fucking little joke.  If you want to get technical, the shit bird that spreads the lie is the "hateful" one.  

I'm certainly not as tough as I once was and if I got in a fight now I might not survive a kidney punch.  However, I could easily kick your puny ass with one arm, one leg and one kidney.  You pathetic, lying little cack sucker.    

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd I'm sure that long, long, ago, you were a real tough guy, with tons of battles with scarecrows and womenfolk who found you too creepy to talk to. Sad, then, that being the toughest guy in Nebraska didn't give you the balls to NOT dodge the draft.   

Being a self-proclaimed badass 50 years ago (who still wasn't tough enough to, you know... serve) doesn't change who you are now... a comical, pathetic, deluded old coot who thinks hammering insults at anonymous people online is equal to fighting...which isn't surprising, given your whole "voluntary organ donation is equal to or greater than serving in combat"...beliefs. 

You're just a sad little old man who thinks spewing hate will make people think he's a tough guy.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd   assburn, you don't have a clue, but you keep making shit up.  As previously stated, I grew up in a railroad town in Nebraska.  Had plenty of fights and won most.  You wouldn't stand a chance physically just like you can't compete mentally.  Fucking loser, parasite.

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

Handing me my ass? (What is this fascination you have with that part of the male anatomy?)  I suppose, in the world of sad, lonely, bitter, draft-dodging, chair-wetting old cranks, spewing impotent rage and shaking a liver-spotted fist amounts to "handing someone their ass"...  It's not like an "oh, my, a draft??? Suddenly, I can't hear" sort of fellow like you has ever actually been in any kind of conflict.  So, in that respect, you can claim a shining victory, I guess. 

 Of course, in the real world, you'd just be that weird-smelling old creep that people walk a wide distance around while he screeches incoherently and stinks up the area.   But you feel free to celebrate.  

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd   Everyone assburn?  Everyone?  it's just you and me shit stain and I keep handing you your pussy little ass. 

Folks in the real world have no use for lying little cack suckers.  But, I guess you already know that.  

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

You've got nothing to re-wet your Depends over, pal.  I doubt seriously that you'll show your face again (at least under that name), so you can stop crying. Go make up a new troll account. Everyone's too familiar with fishingblues, the tough-talking, draft-dogding, dead people-exploiting Mama's Boy. It's beginning to get boring.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd    Yay! I have my own personal stalker.  However, one that would be too chicken-shit to attempt it in real life.  Freaking loser!    Why are you so insistent on bringing one's parents into the discussion?  Talk about juvenile.  Let me see, I bet you are in the 9th grade in real life.  My mom was 94 when she died and didn't need my kidney.   Yet another lie perpetrated by the cowardly little pussy, assburn.    

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

You really have no standing to speak about vets (especially when you try to steal their dignity as your own) because you chose not to serve. That's fine, that was your choice. Giving your momma a kidney was nice, and perhaps in your mind it makes up for your cowardice then (not my decision), but it certainly doesn't excuse your cowardice now.   You can't anger me with your impotent rage, because I know what's true.  

You, on the other hand, freak out when someone sees you for what you really are. And as long as fishingblues spreads his hate, I'll be there to spread the word about fishingblues.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd   There are vets that have given their life and others didn't come home whole.  BUT, you're not one of them you phony fuck stick.   You haven't done a thing you miserable piece of shit.  What a worthless, no account parasite.  I bet you are on food stamps and welfare as well as being a fucking lush.       

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

You're a piece of work, I'll give you that. Voluntarily donating an organ is a good thing. Lots of people do it, and lots of people benefit from it.  It's just that most of the donors don't claim they've made "a greater sacrifice" than those that didn't dodge the draft.  I'm glad your Mom made use of the kidney.  There are a lot of veterans who would have gladly given her one, instead of losing a leg, or an arm, or their lives.    You just keep shining on, Hero.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd     assburn, you pitifully pathetic little boy.  No class, no character, no nerve, no balls.  Instead of making up stories and chasing after quality people, why don't you actually contribute something.  Try six months of extensive testing, volunteer major surgery to extract a major organ from your body, a week in the hospital, several months of recuperation and changed life going forward with less than all of your body parts.  Do that and then get back to me you worthless little parasite.  

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

That's ok. I'm not surprised you don't understand.  Not everyone is a coward. Not everyone fakes an ailment to dodge the draft, or hides behind dead relatives to deflect criticism. Some of us just live our lives, and don't feel much need for hate. But for those of you who seem to have nothing else to live for, I guess spewing hate at the monitor is something to do.  I suppose it beats the alternative.

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd Actually, my life's not bad. I'm healthy, happy, I can look back on an Honorable service record, and, best of all....I'm not a pathetic, hate-filled old coward, shrieking with impotent rage, living out the remainder of his days as a silly old coot who's so afraid and alone that his only company are the people who make fun of him on the internet. 

Don't worry, we'll always be here for you.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   Just a bit juvenile when a shit stain resorts to the defamation of dead parents.  You're pitiful.  A lying, drunken, immature, pussy.  Life must be a bitch.  Oh well, that's what you deserve.  

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd A drunk? No, perhaps you have me confused with your Daddy, although...from what I hear about your Momma, that could have been anybody, right?   So, if no one else is reading this, why are you hiding the truth?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   "... anybody will take seriously..." --- Hate to break it to you fuck stick, it's just you and I.  No one else is reading this shit.  You know you're a liar and I know you are a liar and everyone that knows you knows you are a liar.  Veteran?  Highly doubtful for a piece of shit like you.  And a stinking drunk as well, right alkie?  

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd It has to be scary for you, running out of insults that you think anyone will take seriously.  You keep desperately throwing crap at me, hoping something will stick.  As for me, I only have to repeat the truth. The same truth.  I'm a veteran. You're not.  You "failed the hearing test ",  and didn't serve, but like to claim that being a voluntary organ donor is a "greater sacrifice".   

I don't have to lie. Your own words are enough.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   Once a lying POS always a lying piece of shit.  So now you say you can fabricate an entire service persona?  But who's going to believe you pussy?  No credibility.  See what happens when you lie?  I bet you are a drunken buffoon as well.  Right alkie?  

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd So, the draft dodger (No, honest... I can't hear!!) is questioning someone else's service record? That's rich. I'd quote you, chapter and and verse, when and where I served, what I did, even who my CO's were...but really... how could you understand?   I can't translate military terminology into Draft-Dodger speak.....  Isn't it about time for you to hide behind another dead or wounded friend or relative... you know... to try and steal some dignity?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues      It is quite obvious I wouldn't have to be very tough to best a punk like you.   You didn't serve, you pussy.  Saying you did means nothing  coming from a lying, cheap shot cack sucker.  You lose all credibility when you lie.  Didn't your momma teach you anything?

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd It's amazing that you can continue to try and play the tough talking badass, when anyone can see the truth. You can't even answer a straightforward question, can you?  You just keep talkin' tough, pal; better men and women than you served and died to give you that right. 

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   You little pussy.  Anyone that needs to lie here also will lie in real life.  I would wager that you are a fucking failure with no friends and an estranged family.  Scum is scum dick-wad.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   All blow and no go chicken dick.  Anyone that needs to lie to attempt to make a point is a low life scum bag.  I only wish we could meet in real life you worthless piece of crap.  I've been kind of busy lately, but you offer comic relief.    

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd Let's see...Draft dodger, hides dead behind soldiers and relatives while he spews his impotent anger and comically juvenile insults at the world?   Yeah, I sort of doubt any able-bodied person has anything to fear from you. Which is probably one of the things that makes you so hilariously angry, isn't it?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   You're a freaking little pussy aren't you assburn?  You must resort to lies and fabrication because you can't handle reality.  Old man?  May be, but I could easily take care of the likes of a punk like you. 

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd If you don't want juvenile insults, don't brag about your superior prowess and experience in stalking children.  Isn't being a draft dodger, a coward, and a degenerate, powerless old man enough of an accomplishment for you? 

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   What an asinine and juvenile retort shit stain.  A  (not too bright) first grader might attempt to return an insult issued  as his only defense.  Stupid fucking people have no creativity.  Not only are you a stalker but a freaking moron as well.  You know what I've discovered about really stupid people?  They are too obtuse to know thy are stupid.  

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd That's very interesting. Perhaps the lack of a father figure was a factor in creating the bitter, twisted Internet Tough Guy you've become now, spewing impotent rage and pathetic "truths" while you hide behind dead soldiers (and now, dead parents). 

I won't bother suggesting suicide, as you so often do for others.  Not because you don't have the guts ( which is evident from the way you disparage my fellow veterans), just because I like the idea of your continued existence: being a bitter, hateful, lonely, powerless, pathetic old man seems punishment enough.    


fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   My dad's been dead for  50 years, so no.  My mom's also dead so let's not attempt to disparage her either you little twat. 

What "strikes a nerve" are little  shit birds that think they are something.  You have contributed absolutely nothing in your life, thus you are worthless and nothing but a shit stain.  You would serve society well  by simply extracting yourself from the world.  I sure hope you haven't contaminated the gene pool.  

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