10 Phoenix Ladies You've Probably Dated

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In case you haven't noticed, there are certain types of ladies you'll locate on the dating scene around Phoenix.

The ladies you'll find in an Old Town Scottsdale bar are definitely of a distinct species -- as are the ones you'll find downtown during the artsy-fartsy festivals. So, we have a field guide for you all -- 10 Phoenix ladies you've probably dated:

See also: 10 Phoenix Guys You've Probably Dated

10.) The Californian

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Oh, you think California is the best state ever? We missed the first 10,000 times you told us how much you think Arizona sucks, despite the fact you're still here. These ladies come from anywhere between San Diego and the Bay Area, and they manage to live up to every stereotype you expect, like, omigod.

Many of these ladies came here as Arizona State University students who decided on ASU because of "the experience." (She'll leave out the part about not getting accepted into any of the California universities.)


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324 comments
Chey Tor
Chey Tor

Difference between dating one and sleeping with one.

sl19
sl19

10 girl types this guy has gotten rejected by.

Elle Janette
Elle Janette

Bitter old bullshit is for sure, as others have commented. Sorry you're having a hard time out there, pal. Maybe try laying off tired stereotypes for once? Obviously the girls "you" (which is who, exactly?) dated might very well exist, but c'mon...this is not New Times.

Pamela Hickey
Pamela Hickey

What..misogyny from the Trash Times? What they serve up best!

Saundra Lee McGarry
Saundra Lee McGarry

I'm like 5 out of 10 of those. Which means I'm none of those. When u doing the 10 guys you've dated?

Farrah Sczykutowicz
Farrah Sczykutowicz

I just posted about this too! I've been here since October and I"ve seen both those "type" of stories at least every other week, if not more!!!

Farrah Sczykutowicz
Farrah Sczykutowicz

Between this story and the "things people from phoenix must explain to people who are not" story, I"m sick of reading them. These two stories or something very similar are posted every. single. week. We get it. Stop.Please.

Joel Wurnig
Joel Wurnig

#11: Tina. Everyone in Phoenix has dated Tina.

Paul Stacy
Paul Stacy

Probably sort of a joke article. There is an element of truth but still much satire. Maybe we should chill and not take this so serious?

Julien Gore
Julien Gore

Did I hurt your feelings valley girl?

Teri Bailey Sivils
Teri Bailey Sivils

Funny how when you read the other article 10 Phoenix men you've probably dated....the take is way less harsh on the dudes (written from a female perspective). Yet this guy bashes practically every woman in the state with his misogynistic viewpoint. Sounds like someone...Matthew Hendley....swallowed a bitter pill.

Meagan Langs
Meagan Langs

Yes there are decent women in az. I being a women don't fall into any of those categories. Or didn't before I was married. If someone wrote and article about the men you have dated in az that would be hilarious.

Meagan Langs
Meagan Langs

Nichol Houser write a blog about the guys you date in Arizona!

Dillon Lee
Dillon Lee

I'm starting to wonder if the writers at The Phoenix New Times are teenage boys. Since the politically incorrect slut shaming articles are the norm, perhaps they should change the name of the publication to Phoenix Old Fashioned Times or Phoenix Misogynist Times

Vinesa McLeod
Vinesa McLeod

Typical New Times. So uncreative, so many non stores. Also stories like this coming from them is kinda disgusting. Trashing women isn't cool.

Matt Miller
Matt Miller

So does this mean there are no decent women in Phoenix?

Kenya DeLima
Kenya DeLima

I love it when media perpetuates ignorant stereotypes! It makes THE BEST news! Please, please, please find something else to write about other than female shaming.

Brian Embree
Brian Embree

Best thing that ever happened at New Times was the review of the One Direction concert. That was awesome.

David Stapelkamp-Lane
David Stapelkamp-Lane

Seriously I've been here a year and I think this is its third time around, along with reasons to love Phoenix, Why Phoenix is Hot, and "Is Phoenix Hot" lisitcles. Get a new act or unfollowing.

Shawn Pahl
Shawn Pahl

Why do I have to click through 10 pages to read this "article"/countdown list?!

Joe Rollins
Joe Rollins

Not as old as 9/11, but that gets rammed down our throats every damn year.

Egregious_Philbin
Egregious_Philbin

You left out New Times filler writer. The person that went to college and is forced to create inane click bait fluff stories to fill space on a website.  Oh, and spread it out over ten pages of pop up advertising.  You won't miss that creative soul you sold to churn out this dreck.

Gerry Valenzuela
Gerry Valenzuela

Seems like a pretty sexist and reductive thing to place all women on an unflattering list of ten types. Even as a joke.

Peg Wolfe
Peg Wolfe

1) Horribly misogynist piece, and 2) it's a year old. New Times is just worthless anymore.

Lucy Hall
Lucy Hall

Whoever wrote this article must really hate women. Sadly, it is easy to have the same categories for men in AZ.

Peter Fullmer
Peter Fullmer

This would be way funnier if it was specific people with names instead of general stereotypes

Tori Forte
Tori Forte

This article is a year old. Can we please stop posting it now? 16 times is enough.

Johan Tessensohn
Johan Tessensohn

I remember when they posted an article about dating the 10 types of men in Phoenix and it was pretty spot on. They nailed this one on the head as well. I have dated all 10 types. They left out the the Midwesterner tho.

Malia Kowitt
Malia Kowitt

If you can get past the fact that the datee is a hipster douchebag, it's pretty funny.

Jennifer Anton
Jennifer Anton

I thought the article was going to name specific women

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