10 Phoenix Ladies You've Probably Dated

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In case you haven't noticed, there are certain types of ladies you'll locate on the dating scene around Phoenix.

The ladies you'll find in an Old Town Scottsdale bar are definitely of a distinct species -- as are the ones you'll find downtown during the artsy-fartsy festivals. So, we have a field guide for you all -- 10 Phoenix ladies you've probably dated:

See also: 10 Phoenix Guys You've Probably Dated

10.) The Californian

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Oh, you think California is the best state ever? We missed the first 10,000 times you told us how much you think Arizona sucks, despite the fact you're still here. These ladies come from anywhere between San Diego and the Bay Area, and they manage to live up to every stereotype you expect, like, omigod.

Many of these ladies came here as Arizona State University students who decided on ASU because of "the experience." (She'll leave out the part about not getting accepted into any of the California universities.)

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202 comments
Catherine Jones McClarin
Catherine Jones McClarin

It's somehow reassuring to know that misogynist thinking goes hand in hand with not being able to find a decent woman. Very fitting.

Nicola Marie
Nicola Marie

Spooky and kind of on target. I find it funny one of my fav hangouts is one of the pics lmao.

Taylor Kimpton
Taylor Kimpton

Obvious stereotyping is shit. No wonder this rag will forever be free.

Pon Farr
Pon Farr

This chicken scratch is nothing better than a piece of toilet paper

Lauren Farrah
Lauren Farrah

I'm all for being able to take a joke, and I don't necessarily identify myself as a feminist, but this was just misogynistic garbage. Turn about is fair play though, so write another article about the plethora of lame assholes with Y chromosomes that also occupy the valley.

Ed Breyette
Ed Breyette

Number one. Quit bitchin and make up your own list of whatever. Number two, why can't my wife ride a dirtbike wtf!

Effing Zinester
Effing Zinester

I removed Phoenix New Times from my newsfeed because I cannot fathom why an organization that does so much for local artists, businesses, residents and tourists would publicly endorse shaming and reinforcing stereotypes created by men about women. This is not journalism, satire, or even something weird. Its just gross and I can't believe someone got paid to write it. So I count three times that this article has slipped through the cracks. Ill just subscribe to Buzzfeed instead.

Traci Phelps
Traci Phelps

People from Cali. are obnoxious. People from New York are 10 times worse.

Stefanie White
Stefanie White

Lol, I laughed at the whole thing. The stupidity of it was remarkable, and there were some funny bits, it just so happens that the opening statement on the Republican one was the funniest. So yes, Vince, perhaps they should have put a woman with a sense of humor and who doesn't take stuff like this way too seriously on the list.

Austin Alanis
Austin Alanis

Didn't realize everyone in Phoenix lacked a sense of humour

Mark Hedrick
Mark Hedrick

idiotic closed mined buffoon... is that the new slogan for republicans? it might work, kind of long though. if you can't see the difference between political satire and true republican bashing you are the buffoon. and who uses 'buffoon' anymore? I guess the same guy who calls women names online

Juan Roque
Juan Roque

Thank God I married a Michigan girl! LOL!

PHXtoSEA
PHXtoSEA

The only reason I hate coming back to the state I grew up in is because of people like this author. Could you HATE women any more you mysoginistic POS? I'm sure you got your fancy communications degree from good ol' ASU and you're putting it to great use by putting down an already horribly oppressed group of people (women).

Chad Hummer
Chad Hummer

Funnay! I liked the last one about MILF's.

Vince Miller
Vince Miller

Oh so the article is degrading to women except you think it is ok when it is a different political view from your own. Then it is funny? WOW...you are an idiotic closed minded buffoon...maybe they should have put you on that list... ;)

Greyson Knapp
Greyson Knapp

It's much easier to write a sarcastic and derogatory piece than a complimentary one. Typical snotty sophomoric rant.

Jason Nicklin
Jason Nicklin

The condescending attitude and descriptions of women in this article are pretty vile. There are some pretty amazing female artists and musicians in this town and the "bar rats" I know are nothing like the description here either.

Stefanie White
Stefanie White

Not crazy about the article but almost died laughing at the Republican.

Lauren Vasquez
Lauren Vasquez

i know most of these comments have covered it - the racism, the misogyny and not to mention that most of this list could really be about any place (the rich girl, the bar rat) - but I still feel the need to state that it is an exceptionally terrible piece. "artsy-fartsy" and "smoke cigs" ...? what, is this writer 12?

Dillon Costilla
Dillon Costilla

Reposting the same shit again? New Times is done son. Over.

Mike Woodling
Mike Woodling

To the image of a brick being smashed through your face hole.

Elena Avila
Elena Avila

Good, now go masturbate with your tears.

Mike Woodling
Mike Woodling

Ooh, name calling. Nice one. You really got me good.

Elena Avila
Elena Avila

Mike Woodling choke on a bag of herpes dicks you fuckin idiot.

Mike Woodling
Mike Woodling

Yeah it's stupid as shit. It was stupid the first time; stupid the second time; and stupid this time. But save your soapbox for the next time the Occupiers make a comeback Elena.

Elena Avila
Elena Avila

Note that all of the womens heads are cut off in the pictures. A clear sign of dehumanization of the subject. This is misogynistic drivel at its 5th grade reading level finest. Not really unexpected from a glorified rag that sells human trafficking sex slaves on the back page.

Maria G. Chacon
Maria G. Chacon

I'm so sad PNT ran this misogynist muck. I though you were better than that. Guess not.

Benne Rex
Benne Rex

I agree with this guy, if you've dated a girl in Arizona its highly likely that she is either from this state - or - from California - or - went to ASU at some point - or - drinks at a bar from time to time - or - has a kid - or - has money - or - doesn't have money - or - does or did do drugs at some point. This guys has it down alright.

yuri
yuri

...and every other chick on the list is a demonrat! ha ha!

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

The same pathetic list has been regurgitated through all the Village Media weeklies around the U$A.

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