10 Phoenix Ladies You've Probably Dated

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In case you haven't noticed, there are certain types of ladies you'll locate on the dating scene around Phoenix.

The ladies you'll find in an Old Town Scottsdale bar are definitely of a distinct species -- as are the ones you'll find downtown during the artsy-fartsy festivals. So, we have a field guide for you all -- 10 Phoenix ladies you've probably dated:

See also: 10 Phoenix Guys You've Probably Dated

10.) The Californian

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Oh, you think California is the best state ever? We missed the first 10,000 times you told us how much you think Arizona sucks, despite the fact you're still here. These ladies come from anywhere between San Diego and the Bay Area, and they manage to live up to every stereotype you expect, like, omigod.

Many of these ladies came here as Arizona State University students who decided on ASU because of "the experience." (She'll leave out the part about not getting accepted into any of the California universities.)

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291 comments
Gerry Valenzuela
Gerry Valenzuela

Seems like a pretty sexist and reductive thing to place all women on an unflattering list of ten types. Even as a joke.

Peg Wolfe
Peg Wolfe

1) Horribly misogynist piece, and 2) it's a year old. New Times is just worthless anymore.

Lucy Hall
Lucy Hall

Whoever wrote this article must really hate women. Sadly, it is easy to have the same categories for men in AZ.

Peter Fullmer
Peter Fullmer

This would be way funnier if it was specific people with names instead of general stereotypes

Tori Forte
Tori Forte

This article is a year old. Can we please stop posting it now? 16 times is enough.

Johan Tessensohn
Johan Tessensohn

I remember when they posted an article about dating the 10 types of men in Phoenix and it was pretty spot on. They nailed this one on the head as well. I have dated all 10 types. They left out the the Midwesterner tho.

Malia Kowitt
Malia Kowitt

If you can get past the fact that the datee is a hipster douchebag, it's pretty funny.

Jennifer Anton
Jennifer Anton

I thought the article was going to name specific women

Vinesa McLeod
Vinesa McLeod

And another crap article from the New Times.

Ella Birt
Ella Birt

Ugh. The bitterness is palpable. The ignorance impossible to get past.

Linnette Morales
Linnette Morales

Yay! I fit none of these stereotypes! But they are spot on and hilarious.

Graham Parker
Graham Parker

I've never dated a lady in my life, how dare you

Heather Banks
Heather Banks

I don't fit any of these. The Republican one was rather spot-on and hilarious.

Jon Owens
Jon Owens

Lol it's sad everyone says it's so unfunny and stereotypes women yet it's so true!!! I've lived off Mill Ave for the past year since work is close and I can tell you you'll find every single one of the women in the article if you go to any bar on Mill. I've seen every one countless times. All you people crying about stereotypes and feminist must be one of the women listed in the article.

Cindi Hensley
Cindi Hensley

When did the New Times become so trashy, uninspired and judge-y? It's a silly premise made worse by listing only negative traits. This suggests Az women are all only awful.

Cin1
Cin1

Nice example of "journalism ".

Sam Pillsbury
Sam Pillsbury

What's 'bitter' about being disgusted with cheap, trivial drivel prostrating journalism for lowest common denominator readership? How about raising the bar instead of prostrating journalism?

Pon Farr
Pon Farr

Dont give them cannon fodder. They probably love these ideas...

Natasha Stamper
Natasha Stamper

Seriously.. This was written a year ago and terribly unfunny. Don't you want to bury this article and forget this piss poor attempt at humor never happened? Much like one of the one night stands with a hot mess you regret?

Jimmy Leon
Jimmy Leon

Judy Jett ... it strictly refers to queen creek and apache junction...meth capital of the world

Sam Pillsbury
Sam Pillsbury

This publication just gets more inane every week. Let's see if we can think of the next really exciting article...the ten most challenging virgins to deflower? How about the ten best homeless persons' nighttime sleep out?

eacallah
eacallah

What a ridiculous waste of space.  10 pages of gender stereotyping?  

Judy Jett
Judy Jett

You somehow forgot the newbies. So many of us. I must be trashy cause I'd love to learn how to ride a dirt bike.

Matthew Driggs
Matthew Driggs

Spreading this out over 10 pages is probably more annoying than any of the stereotypes you listed.

Simone Yavar
Simone Yavar

Didn't you put this "article" out a couple months ago? Looks like you change the pics as well. I really need to stop following your page....it is truly a waste.

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

Way to rehash an article from a year ago. Slow news day?

Jessica Rowan
Jessica Rowan

Wow, those were some really harsh stereotypes. Not all Republican women are assholes, just sayin'

Libby Bailey
Libby Bailey

Actually, no, I don't like gender discrimination in any form. Thanks for your unsolicited, uninformed opinion, though!

Zander Buel
Zander Buel

The cornerstone of journalistic integrity™.

Connie Clark
Connie Clark

Funny, but the ladies' article was a bit more "mean."

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