10 Phoenix Ladies You've Probably Dated

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In case you haven't noticed, there are certain types of ladies you'll locate on the dating scene around Phoenix.

The ladies you'll find in an Old Town Scottsdale bar are definitely of a distinct species -- as are the ones you'll find downtown during the artsy-fartsy festivals. So, we have a field guide for you all -- 10 Phoenix ladies you've probably dated:

See also: 10 Phoenix Guys You've Probably Dated

10.) The Californian

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Oh, you think California is the best state ever? We missed the first 10,000 times you told us how much you think Arizona sucks, despite the fact you're still here. These ladies come from anywhere between San Diego and the Bay Area, and they manage to live up to every stereotype you expect, like, omigod.

Many of these ladies came here as Arizona State University students who decided on ASU because of "the experience." (She'll leave out the part about not getting accepted into any of the California universities.)

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Graham Parker
Graham Parker

I've never dated a lady in my life, how dare you

Heather Banks
Heather Banks

I don't fit any of these. The Republican one was rather spot-on and hilarious.

Jon Owens
Jon Owens

Lol it's sad everyone says it's so unfunny and stereotypes women yet it's so true!!! I've lived off Mill Ave for the past year since work is close and I can tell you you'll find every single one of the women in the article if you go to any bar on Mill. I've seen every one countless times. All you people crying about stereotypes and feminist must be one of the women listed in the article.

Cindi Hensley
Cindi Hensley

When did the New Times become so trashy, uninspired and judge-y? It's a silly premise made worse by listing only negative traits. This suggests Az women are all only awful.

Cin1
Cin1

Nice example of "journalism ".

Sam Pillsbury
Sam Pillsbury

What's 'bitter' about being disgusted with cheap, trivial drivel prostrating journalism for lowest common denominator readership? How about raising the bar instead of prostrating journalism?

Pon Farr
Pon Farr

Dont give them cannon fodder. They probably love these ideas...

Natasha Stamper
Natasha Stamper

Seriously.. This was written a year ago and terribly unfunny. Don't you want to bury this article and forget this piss poor attempt at humor never happened? Much like one of the one night stands with a hot mess you regret?

Jimmy Leon
Jimmy Leon

Judy Jett ... it strictly refers to queen creek and apache junction...meth capital of the world

Sam Pillsbury
Sam Pillsbury

This publication just gets more inane every week. Let's see if we can think of the next really exciting article...the ten most challenging virgins to deflower? How about the ten best homeless persons' nighttime sleep out?

eacallah
eacallah

What a ridiculous waste of space.  10 pages of gender stereotyping?  

Judy Jett
Judy Jett

You somehow forgot the newbies. So many of us. I must be trashy cause I'd love to learn how to ride a dirt bike.

Matthew Driggs
Matthew Driggs

Spreading this out over 10 pages is probably more annoying than any of the stereotypes you listed.

Simone Yavar
Simone Yavar

Didn't you put this "article" out a couple months ago? Looks like you change the pics as well. I really need to stop following your page....it is truly a waste.

Josh Skora
Josh Skora

Way to rehash an article from a year ago. Slow news day?

Jessica Rowan
Jessica Rowan

Wow, those were some really harsh stereotypes. Not all Republican women are assholes, just sayin'

Libby Bailey
Libby Bailey

Actually, no, I don't like gender discrimination in any form. Thanks for your unsolicited, uninformed opinion, though!

Zander Buel
Zander Buel

The cornerstone of journalistic integrity™.

Connie Clark
Connie Clark

Funny, but the ladies' article was a bit more "mean."

Gina Gose
Gina Gose

Oh, cram it. It's a joke, and if it were about 10 men, then you'd probably laugh.

Gina Gose
Gina Gose

I try to avoid Flagstaff in the winter unless I was Christmas shopping. Too cold, plus icy roads! Haha, but spring is pretty nice there! But the drivers are scary.... And that's all they are; stereotypes, not everyone applies. :P I found a good laugh at the article.

Monica Linette
Monica Linette

I would love to take a trip to Flagstaff and get out of the heat. These stereotypes are asinine. As are the male ones (even though I've personally ran into several of them).

Gina Gose
Gina Gose

I had to laugh at the whole "vacation for Flagstaff or Lake Havasu" xD When I lived in Winslow there were day trips to Flagstaff at least once a month just to get out of the damn town I was in! And now I'm in fuckin Havasu! 0/10 would not live here again...would not vacation here...

Felicia Matt
Felicia Matt

I agree with Libby...Really N.T?? come on guys...isn't there something better to write about :/

Dsnooks Mcmoney
Dsnooks Mcmoney

What a douche bag article. Another new low for the New Times.

chrislee
chrislee

The headline was interesting but not enough to click through 10 separate pages. :/

Monica Linette
Monica Linette

Glad to say I don't fit into any of these stereotypes and also want to point out that none of these stereotypes are exclusive to Arizona. Lol

Angie Rivera
Angie Rivera

Heaven Lea, there is an article about the 10 Types of Men, and it is SPOT ON!

Ariel Holub
Ariel Holub

You can find these girls in a lot of other states. Not just Arizona. This article is boring

Heaven Lea
Heaven Lea

This is a disgustingly judgmental article. It's also offensive to women. Where's the ten types of men in az article. Really sad new times.

Koren Montez
Koren Montez

This State is the king of douchebags but luckily they are easy to spot

Henry Godski
Henry Godski

So, where would we find the best of the black ladies?

Kolby Skid
Kolby Skid

Didn't you already run this article like a year ago? Over it...come up with a new topic.

Dorian Demetrulias
Dorian Demetrulias

Worthless narrow minded money grubbing bitches. Good luck to intelligent guys who can see thru the bullshit we are conditioned to believe in meeting a girl that has any clue how the military industrial complex fucks us over.

Libby Bailey
Libby Bailey

What a disgusting article judging women, written by a man. Thanks, but no thanks, New Times.

Bonnie DeVoe
Bonnie DeVoe

Truth hurts. I would love to see one on the men. - signed stranger in a strange land looking for real people in a plastic box of hell

Connie Clark
Connie Clark

Now do Men you've probably dated...it's only fair.

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