"Tempe" Is the Unfortunate Name Chosen for Drug That Combats Premature Ejaculation

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Tempe (not the one that gets sprayed all over penises).


In the future, you may have to clarify what you're talking about when you say "Tempe."

Are you talking about the Arizona city that's home to Arizona State University, or are you talking about the penis-spray that was developed to combat premature ejaculation?

Yes, "Tempe" seems to be an unfortunate choice for the name of a product that's billed as the "new Viagra," as far as sex wonder-drugs go, as explained in a recent article by the U.K.'s Daily Mail.

T-E-M-P-E: Topical Eutectic Mixture for Premature Ejaculation.

Really?

Turns out, the name's been around for a while -- we tracked down an article in a medical journal about Tempe (the penis-spray) from 2006.

According to the Daily Mail, the penis spray "has been judged safe and effective by the European Medicines Agency and is expected in bedroom cabinets early next year."

The product's website, which has the totally discrete URL of EjaculationSpray.com, says they're trying to get the product approved in the United States, too. Who knows when it might come. That's what she said.

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32 comments
Rob Morgan
Rob Morgan

They should've called it Surprise.

Joe Birosak
Joe Birosak

This is a good thing. Loose women would flock to a town named Viagra.

Jay Burwell
Jay Burwell

Tempe has always been all about premature ejaculation.

Ra Ra
Ra Ra

Well it seems appropriate since it is a college town full of young guys!

kplo
kplo moderator communitymanager

Not so fast...

Ryan David
Ryan David

Well it kind of is true. Tempe is Boner City.

Kirk Dooley
Kirk Dooley

Sex with a frat boy usually ends up this way, methinks.

tempeSucks
tempeSucks

So is Tempe the sticky wet spot on the shit stained underwear covering Maricopa County ?

ExpertShot
ExpertShot topcommenter

PE is not a disorder on the part of the male, but a disorder on the part of partner who is not interested enough in sex or is unable to re-excite the member and give the man a second O.  In most cases, the man given a second chance, will last MUCH longer after the initial O.  A woman should feel honored when a man "comes in his pants".  It's a sign that he is REALLY excited about having a special bond with her.  If she would simply learn how to respond appropriately, she will find that the experience is MUCH more pleasurable.  Here is a site which spells it all out for you ignorant fugks!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002492/

burt
burt

I would think that Tempe would be honOAUGHahhhhhhh.


Never mind.

Eliott Kroll
Eliott Kroll

Judging from what I've seen on Mill, I doubt this name is accidental.

John Blevins
John Blevins

guess that explain all those young college hotties huh

Jerimiah Nez
Jerimiah Nez

Lmao @ first comment.. "Coincidence? I think not"

Jay Burwell
Jay Burwell

Lmfao- Tempe is all about premature ejaculation! :)

mattdriver
mattdriver

Sounds like Hendley doesn't know about pronounciation or journalism

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

I suspect that you should pronounce the "new" drug "temp," not TemPee. There have been similar remedies for PE for a long time. Most are topical ointments that you apply prior to going in. How well they work I don't know; I've never tried them. PE is more common than most everyone knows. If you're a PE victim, it's terribly, terribly embarrassing. Y'all remember when Jimmy Swaggert was busted for engaging the services of a prostitute down in New Orleans? Well, according to the hooker, Jimmy came in less than 30 seconds! Hehe.

whatever
whatever

Sounds like it was invented in Tucson

whatever
whatever

Sounds like it was invented in Tucson at the U of A

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

@ExpertShot Come on, you're just trying to explain that stain on the front of your pants aren't you?

jliven23
jliven23

@whatever Looks like you prematurely posted your first attempt at humor. Bear Down.

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