Canadian Teenager May Face Charges for Saying He'll Murder "Massive Dickhead" Joe Arpaio

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced that a 16-year-old Canadian boy might be facing criminal charges for threatening to murder Arpaio, who's a "massive dickhead," according to the boy's alleged e-mail threat.

Adding to the long list of non-credible "death threats" Arpaio has publicized, the boy e-mailed the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office saying that he'd murder the "dick sucking shitface" Sheriff and his family, and bomb his house.

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"May your death be horrible," the boy's e-mail concluded.

Arpaio ordered a press release containing this information, noting proudly that the 16-year-old kid is "potentially" facing charges in Canada.

According to the press release, Arpaio agreed to travel to Canada to testify (who wouldn't take a trip to Canada on the taxpayers' dime?).

Turns out, Arpaio's actually testified in a similar bogus death-threat case in Canada before, according to this press release:
In the past, a previous threat to kill Sheriff Arpaio led investigators from the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office again to Canada - this time a 37 year old suspect, Matthew Carl Sanderson, was arrested by Toronto Police. Sheriff Arpaio traveled to Canada and testified in court during the prosecution of that case. Sanderson was convicted.
Of course, Arpaio's office also blames immigration for death threats, as the press release says three people who made alleged death-threats "mentioned Arpaio's stance on illegal immigration as a motivating factor for their threats against his life."

The press release did not deny the allegation that Arpaio is a "massive dickhead."

Read the whole press release on the next page:

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52 comments
wolfrj65
wolfrj65

The kid is right about Arpaio being a dickhead. If he wasn't he would know that under canadian law the kid falls under what is known as the Young Offender's Act and won't get as much as a slap on the wrist. but the dickhead knows this and will bilk Arizona tax payers for the trip to Canada.

jaugernaut
jaugernaut

A mass slaughtering of liberals would be great.

PincheKaboom
PincheKaboom

It seems the vast majority of posters would kill Arpaio if they could get away with it.  Sounds like a ringing endorsement of the guy.  With blood lust like that in the AZ its no wonder this guy gets re-elected so many times.  Ya'll are just too deserving of the pink panties.  Pull em up tight so the cholos can see your moose knuckle.

stephenson
stephenson

and why should we believe you when you say the threat is not genuine? or do you say that as an excuse to downplay it?

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

The kid got one thing right, Bozo Joe Arpaio is a Massive Dickhead for sure.

oldsalty
oldsalty

its a shame the dick sucking shitface will waste tax payers money to testify against a 16 y.o. kid for creative writing

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

The more he keeps his name in the papers, the more likely he is to be able to make a living on a speaking circuit.  We all need to hope he retires really soon and goes on tour.


IdontRecall
IdontRecall

So fucking predictable, next is d press release begging 4 mo' money....lets see....tomorrow? I think d sooner d better. D CLOWN SHURF has 2 b protected from those powerfull keyboard assassins, and what' else could b d most appropiate weapon 2 protect the "thoughest shurf" than lots of money. ALWAYS D MEDIA WHORE

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

The RCMP just want to get him up there so they can dress him up like Dudley Do Right, put his fat ass on a horsey and laugh their asses off.

Then he will be a super- massive dickhead.

azweasel
azweasel

Dick sucking shitface sheriff. Colorful and comical.

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

Unless a viable threat was made in person toward the elderly elected official (EEO), there is no reason for him to travel across his office to testify. I doubt he opened the email. It likely was one of his employees, who then reported it to someone else who at some point reported it to the EEO. The 'investigator' probably worked with local Canadian cops who probably laughed their asses off about it, but were obligated to pretend they might take this seriously. In any case if the EEO were to travel to Canada it would be for no reason other than to build his already bulbous ego, further, as if that were possible.

Honestly, we taxpayers, in our country and Canada, should be using our money for serious criminal activity. Let the Canadian police know about it and if the kid plans a trip to Arizona.... otherwise he's a sixteen year old kid who likely can be dealt with by the local officers.

mrh0202201091
mrh0202201091

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ,THAT JOE ARPAIO HAS NOBODY TO BLAME BUT HIMSELF.....    HE HAS SPENT YEARS AND YEARS BOASTING  TO THE PUBLIC ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A BAD ASS HE IS.. WITH IMMIGRANTS .AND EVEN GOING SO FAR AS TO WRITING A BOOK CALLED JOES LAW...ROUNDING  UP HUMAN BEINGS AS IF THEY WERE HERD..OR SOMETHING...LOADING THEM UP IN HIS TRANSPORT VANS AND BUSSES...FOR TRANSPORT.EVEN FOR TELEVISION CAMERAS TO SEE....AND NOW HE APPEARS  TO TRY TO PRETEND HE HAS A KINDLER SOFTER SIDE..AND MAYBE NOW HE IS GETTING OLDER  IN AGE...AND MAYBE WANTS TO MAKE AMENS  WITH HIS MAKER..SORT OF MAKE THINGS RIGHT..WELL MAYBE NOW IT S TOO LATE.JOE AND..MAYBE THE DAMAGE IS DONE..AND THE ULTIMATE JUDGE AND JURY AWAITS HIM..AND HE KNOWS IT..A  REALLY SAD ENDING TO THIS SAGA..WE'LL PRAY FOR YOU JOE  MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL..AMEN..

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

I suspect this is a ploy to divert attention away from his racial profiling DOJ lawsuit and the monitor Judge Snow is going to shove up his ass any day now.

Have the Canadian authorities determined whether the threat was legitimate? Has the alleged suspect been arrested? I doubt it.

mattdriver
mattdriver

Way to go with the unbiased reporting, Matthew. Your feelings toward this guy doesn't show at all. You are an ace reporter. How about another top ten list or some mugshots?

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

I wonder if the Joker has already copyrighted "Worlds most Massive Dickhead".

It does fit him much better that "Worlds Toughest Sheriff".

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Jaugernaut, you sound a lot like our mentally unstable Arpaio supporter in chief Robert "JoeArpaioFan" Graham.

Could it be that JAFFY has yet ANOTHER alias account, this time as you?

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@jaugernaut I wish theyd put you asswipes on an island and film it, so we can watch you fucking loons cannibalize each other. 

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

"Hogwash" what your mom calls the first squirt of pig cum in her mouth. naugerjaut, go fuck a first cousin.

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

@PincheKaboom  

The only one here that gets away with murder is Joe Arpaio.

How many have been killed in the County jails that Bozo Joe is responsible for, 8 - 9 ?

THE_JUDGE
THE_JUDGE

@stephenson tell us about more your little boy websites, you know the teen boy jerk off sites you own, robert graham.  Your mother really did a number on you, turned you out into a self loathing, ne'er do well, boy fucker. You are such a sleazy disgusting shitbag. Go fuck yourself and die, the world will be better off.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Stop bullshitting us Robert.

The hateful old man is doing this to distract the sheeple away from his racial profiling DOJ lawsuit and the monitor Judge Snow is gonna shove up his ass any day now.

stephenson
stephenson

@oldsalty any threat against any law enforcement official should not be took lightly.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@valleynative      I believe it is mostly NewTimes that keeps his name in the papers.  They seem to be obsessed with the guy.  Anything to create controversy and thus interest, I guess.  

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@TommyCollins   And give up a chance at the Canadian media and nationally?  You and I both know that Joe as Honorary Canadian Mountie will be for in the near future. Bwahahaha, will he take his lovely wife to play role of Jannette McDonald or will it be the lovely Janice Brewer.  Ugh!

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

@mattdriver One thing's certain. He's beyond the reach of Joe's Law. Undoubtedly he will spend some time with a juvenile probation officer.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@mattdriver lol will he have his supporters, who issue death threats online all the time, arrested too? if not, then boo fucking hoo! 

NWEng
NWEng

@WhoKnows  

I didn't realize it was just an allegation.  

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@stephenson He's not  a law enforcement official. He's simply an elderly elected official (EEO). Nothing more. He's not even state P.O.S.T. certified. He's just an evil old man hoping for more attention before he succumbs and crosses the veritable rainbow bridge.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@fishingblues @valleynative lol no, joe does a good enough job of that all on his own. Guy can resist a little face time in the news. If Jesus came back, hed find a way to try and take credit for his return! lol

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@jaugernaut @Cozz @PincheKaboom lol then why did joe make sure the investigations were tampered with, if MCSO is so innocent and all? Your logic isnt just stupid and insane, its completely outside the realm of reality. 

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

Decorated combat veteran. Retired (20 yrs) law enforcement professional. Yours?

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

That's not the way the law works, Amigo. A 'threat' via email is nothing more than a misdemeanor, either here or in Canada. I can assure you Canadian officials are not going to allow extradition of a 16 year old to Arizona for an email threat.

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