Phoenix Woman Peeing in Parking Lot, With Briefcase Full of Fake Cash, Claims to Be FBI

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Arguably more realistic-looking cash than in Betsy Purcell's briefcase.


Police say a Phoenix woman claimed to be an FBI agent when she was found with thousands of dollars of extremely fake cash.

According to court documents obtained by New Times, the wannabe FBI agent kind of blew her cover when she was seen taking a piss in the parking lot outside a beauty-supply store at 2 p.m. on a weekday.

Police were called after people in the store, near 7th Street and Bell Road, looked outside and saw 49-year-old Betsy Purcell pull down her shorts and underwear, and start whizzing in the parking lot.

When police arrived, they confirmed the ground was wet, and asked Purcell for some ID.

". . . She stood up from the bench she was seated on, and in an aggressive voice, told the officer she did not have to give identification and stated she worked for the FBI," an officer's probable-cause statement says. (If Purcell had ever seen a movie before, she'd know that you're just supposed to flash the badge and say, "FBI.")

After struggling with police while they were trying to arrest her, they searched a suitcase she was carrying, and found it loaded with fake cash. Police describe the cash as "very poorly made," which is an understatement. Police attached scans of many of the bills to court filings, so see if you can tell anything wrong with this:

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Maricopa County Superior Court

Note that the money in your wallet is not black-and-white, and printed on white paper. Court filings show that Purcell did make a few color versions, but those were also "very poor" in quality, according to police. She had 76 $20 bills, and 35 $10 bills.

Since the bills were so fake that Monopoly money probably would've been more convincing, it's no surprise that all of the bills had the same exact serial number.

Still, the Secret Service, which deals with counterfeit money, came out and took a report.

Purcell was booked into jail on several charges, including resisting arrest, urinating in public, and a few counts of forgery.

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Betsy Purcell

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msme.tami
msme.tami

Clearly this woman is mentally disturbed in some way, there has to be a better way to handle this......

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

Childress' buddy Buffalo Rick, also likes to pee in public, but in his case, in front of 12 year old girls.

Scott Graham
Scott Graham

Come on, we've all been there ;-) Don't hate.

robert_graham
robert_graham

Now I'm waiting for you to yell outrage for police asking to see her ID.  It was racist that they did don't you think?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

She looks like a loony liberal to me.  Only liberals believe money grows on trees.  Obama is obviously not giving her enough so she figured she was 'entitled' to a little more.  As  to peeing in public, I've done it, so I can't be judgmental.  Of course, I didn't have to drop trou and squat.   

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

Now, she's headed for the Sex Offender Registry along with the violent sexual predators on the list, wasting taxpayers' dollars.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Probably one of the Birther Posse on her way to buy a "Certifiable" copy of Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

Sadly, the Valley simply doesn't offer enough public restrooms to adequately serve the large reality-challenged segment of the population.


HaddieNuff
HaddieNuff

This woman is obviously in need of mental health services.  Hopefully the system sees she gets that, but I have my doubts.  Good thing she's interested in getting rich quickly and not in collecting guns or attempting a more violent 'get rich quick' scheme.

philipem
philipem

@robert_graham Come on, do you really need to make statements just to stir people up and that have no other point? That's almost...trolling.

philipem
philipem

@fishingblues Really, dude. If you think this comment makes liberals look bad or your neocons look good, you've got to adjust the reception, try using a tinfoil hat to eliminate the interference. As an argument on any political point, this, like that woman, approaches mental illness as a limit. (that's math talk btw)

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