Mexican Man Crosses Border Face-Down in Pile of Chili Peppers, With Only a Bottle of Tequila

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Today in Found at the Border: Officers at the U.S./Mexico border busted one of the more unusual border-crossing attempts in recent memory yesterday.

According to Customs and Border Protection, a 35-year-old Mexican man jumped into a large shipment of chili peppers, and went-face down into the peppers in his attempt to get into the country.

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According to CBP, the man -- who was crossing the border through a port in New Mexico -- was hoping to make it to Chicago once making it into the country.

For this trip, he just brought a bottle of tequila with him, and "appeared to be highly intoxicated" when agriculture inspectors checked out the load, and found the man.

The man made it about 100 yards into the country before being caught, and was promptly returned to Mexico, according to CBP.

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15 comments
gnralcant468
gnralcant468

Let him in to my coutry will be a good prospect for tea baggers  or Rethuglican hahahahahha

Scott Harmon
Scott Harmon

That's a headline from The Onion if I ever saw one! :)

afdhm
afdhm

Mock Presidents Obama and Bush all you want but they beefed up the CBP and ICE with professional law enforcement officers and physical resources that are effectively capturing individuals seeking illegal entry into the US. This article confirms these efforts are effective.

On this same website you can read about Chris Simcox, J.T. Ready and a whole host of shit stains associated with Joey AAArpiehole.

I have concluded I embrace professional law enforcement officers employed by CBP and ICE.

I sure hope my comments have not causes the propellers on the folks wearing the tin-foil tri-cornered hats to begin spinning.

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

HEY BOHAMMA ILLEGALS ARE THE PROBLEM!!!  SHOULD HAVE MADE THIS WETBACK SWIM IN THOSE CHILIS UNTIL HIS ASS WAS SOBER!!!  NOW SEND HIS GODDAM ASS BACK OVER THE BORDER AND OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!

effiesedillo
effiesedillo

@HILLFOLKREDNECK "Wow" and this is you again the one that preaches about God on this site routinely? seem that the love of God has left you out and just said occasion calls for a true rendition of your racist color shinning through huh?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@HILLFOLKREDNECK  does your broken keyboard keep you from finishing articles too? unless your caps lock being broken somehow keeps you from seeing the last sentence, his final stop was stated in the story.  if you want, not only can i send you the $8 for a new keyboard, i can also send you a couple of kids reading primer books too...................i have a job so it wouldnt be too much for me (i just figure you shade tree mechanics must not make much if you cant afford a new keyboard, or are too to mechanically incompetent to clean your keyboard out.)

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@HILLFOLKREDNECK, HEY FUCKING IGNORANT TOOTHLESS HILLBILLY, WHERE IN THE FUCK IT SAYS THAT HE CAME THROUGH A RIVER OR ANY BODY OF WATER, UN FUCKING BELIEVEABLE HOW STUPID U R BITCH, JUST LIKE THAT OTHER MORON J.A.F., 4YI, THE WETBACKS R UR ANCESTORS, IF THEY CAME FROM EUROPE, THAY REALLY CROSSED THE POND, GETTING THEIR FUCKING BACKS WET, ERGO,"WETBACKS". ALSO, THIS IS NOT "UR COUNTRY". U R THE "ILLEGAL" HERE, MEXICAN'S ANCESTORS WERE HERE LONG B4 UR KIND CAME INVADING THIS VIRGIN CONTINENT, BRINGING THEIR DECEASES, LIKE LEPROSY, RAPING WOMEN, CONTAMINATING THEIR PURE BLOOD, FUCKING IMBECILE.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JoeArpaioFan, look who's talking, the VILLAGE IDIOT, No doubt that U and that imbecile HILLFOLK R holding hands, posting UR bullshit together, while massaging the OLD FART's saggy balls. Who is going 2 change his diaper today?......ah...probably is UR turn JAf, since U have 2 change HILLFOLK's as well. BTW, How is UR pappy doing, is he ready to embrace D Monitor's Rules, I hope that he resists, for then he can B hold on contempt, making it eazier 2 put MCSO under recivership. CUCURACHA PUTA.

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

@effiesedillo@HILLFOLKREDNECK

2 John 1:9-11 

Everyone who goes on ahead and does not abide in the teaching of Christ, does not have God. Whoever abides in the teaching has both the Father and the Son. If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not receive him into your house or give him any greeting, for whoever greets him takes part in his wicked works.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@IdontRecall     "BRINGING THEIR DECEASES, LIKE LEPROSY, RAPING WOMEN, CONTAMINATING THEIR PURE BLOOD, FUCKING IMBECILE."

Wow!  You have a lot of nerve calling someone else an imbecile.  'deceases'?  Jazus!  And the last I checked 'raping women' might be a sickness, but not a disease. 

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@IdontRecall   Another wonderful example of a freaking moron calling names.  "for then he can B hold on contempt, making it eazier 2 put MCSO under recivership."  Are you shitting me?  "eazier", "recivership", it's 'be held' not "B hold" and "2" is a number you freaking nimrod.  

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@fishingblues, I was talking 2 D PIMP, not 2 D prostitutes. N-WAY, U rednecks R entertaining, so I'll gladly burst UR little ballon. I guess READING COMPREHENSION is not UR strongest point, fucking moron, U should check URself B4 trying 2 correct sommebody' spelling & make a fool out of URself, U might B HILLFOLK's bitch.U R ANOTHER IMBECILE.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@fishingblues, & who D fuck R U, D spelling monitor, just go back under HILLFOLK's bed...shine his boots..fuck a goat...whatever, except post UR bullshit here. As I said B4, check URself B4 opening UR sucking dick hole. BTW, I'm going 2 send U a box of tampons of UR choice and a box of diapers so U can change HILLFOLK's when he craps. U R 2 OLD OF A BITCH 2 KEEP UP, GO PLAY WITH JAF'S ANUS. 

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