Jan Brewer Stars in Another Jan Brewer Brain Fart, With Eight Pronunciations of "Tuskegee"

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Governor Jan Brewer cut the head cheese.


Stop us if you've heard this one before, but Governor Jan Brewer had an incredibly difficult time spitting out words.

Brewer was commemorating those famous African-American pilots from World War II yesterday -- you know, the Tusakee, Tusks, Tuh-see-gee, Tuskegee, Tuska-skee, Tuske-tuh, TUSKEGEE, Tus-kee-kee, Tus-kuh-kee Airmen.

Yes, those were all of the actual pronounciations of "Tuskegee Airmen" Brewer attempted yesterday.

Fox 10 has the footage:


The disconnect between Brewer's brain and her mouth could become one of the most defining moments of her governorship, including a 16-second-long brain fart during a debate, her struggle to spit out the phrase "belt buckle," her endorsement of President Obama, and her scientific theory that the weather is caused by "different things."

(See: Best Jan Brewer Brain Farts.)

Brewer might really want to reconsider her threats to run for a likely unconstitutional third term, before everything that comes out of her mouth starts sounding like an explanation of who sells seashells by the seashore.

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Francisco Cortez
Francisco Cortez

She and her extreme policies are a total embarrassment to this state.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

LMAO this is the person running our state? A drunken babbling fool?

Maybe when her handlers ask her what she said she'll say I don't recall.

The Tuskegee Airmen deserve better than this uneducated fool. I thank the airmen for their service.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

listen again, Tuskegee isnt the only word she has problems with. big tip for you all.........commemorate isnt pronounced    "kem-er-eight".........................and after the 2nd or 3rd time she pronounces it wrong, its isnt funny..................its insulting

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

brains and beauty......................the pickled pig missed out on both. did she even consider rehearsing her speech at all? or is this the end result of Jan being prepared?

Tom Rubino
Tom Rubino

She is a big sore on the State of AZ. Please go away!

Jo Hafford
Jo Hafford

She's termed. But I bet you dimes to donuts she runs for McCain's seat when he retires in 2016.

FRONTERA
FRONTERA

" TALK DIRTY TO ME JAN "

ReggieVV
ReggieVV

Ask her to pronounce, "Clemency Board".

David James
David James

I suppose putting a phonetic spelling in her notes would have been too simple.

azwi
azwi

She's so dumb, wonder if she was drinking

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

i am sure she could have pronounced it on the first try if they named a Gin after them

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

She never fails to disappoint. At least she is consistent.

squash
squash

Holy hell... that was hard to watch.

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit topcommenter

@danzigsdaddy She said on the video ........that she had been practicing all morning . ......What a gal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getmeouttahere
getmeouttahere

@Jo Hafford Dear God no....but you're probably right.

getmeouttahere
getmeouttahere

@Cindi Tracy Aune True Story: back when she was in the Legislature she plowed her car into the back of another vehicle on I-17, and according to a friend of mine who worked for DPS at the time, she reeked of scotch when the cops got there. But she invoked "legislative immunity" (maybe where Scott Bundgaard got the idea?) and got a ride home instead of a DUI charge. Would not surprise me at all to learn she's still drinking, or she's damaged from years on the bottle. Judging from her complexion and voice, she probably is or was a heavy smoker as well. Sad.

Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

@azwi 

You don't have to wonder. She is always drinking.

ExpertShot
ExpertShot topcommenter

@fishingblues Hey, did you not know that corps from the latin corpus or "body" or "Corpse"?  Why are you dissing this guy for using the correct pronunciation of the word - corpsmen are stretcher bearers who carry corpses from the battlefield. 

You teabaggers will do ANYTHING to try to tear down our President!  You white-power types Lied, Cheated, and Stole your way into power and now you are freaking out because someone without lillywhite skin is in the WHITEYHOUSE!  You are NOT an American but some kind of slug on the belly of humanity.  I hope someone salts your ass.

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@ExpertShot @fishingblues I wouldn't put much stock in much that fishingblues has to say. He's an admitted troll who scurried away from a Colorado blog after getting his teabagger butt kicked. But don't challenge his patriotism...he'll tell you his 4-F status for the Vietnam draft led to "even greater sacrifices" than those who DIED over there.  Typical Teabagger Chickenhawk. 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@mikefrombisbee "wernicke-korsakoff syndrome" is the medical term,  but it doesnt matter, no matter how you say it, you will still confuse her

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd   Who are you talking to shitheel?  This thread is a week old.  It is just you and I.   So you lying little cocksucker, I'm still waiting to hear about YOUR sacrifice. 

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@mikefrombisbee @ashburn.station.rd -  Golly, it is heart warming to see that you two little twinks have found each other.  Now you can enjoy teabagging to your little heart's content.  I'm wondering, if both of you cheese dicks are catchers, who's the pitcher?   

Still waiting to hear from you big bad internet heroes what YOU have done for your fellow man.  You hypocritical, duplicitous pieces of shite.   

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

@fishingblues @mikefrombisbee

You have never handed anything to anyone, Goober. You aren't articulate enough or thoughtful enough. But I'll bet you arse has been passed around a few times in biker bars. Have you always had delusions of grandeur or are you just better at palming your psych meds these days? Oh, by the way, teabagger - are you truly a chickenshit hypocrite who likes to talk shit but never had the 'nads to back it up? A fucking 4-F who let others do the serving for him? What an utter puss. What a loser. what a wienie. What an absolute zero. Do you still live with your mother, too? And do you still share the same bed? It must be a sad and pathetic experience to be a troll who serves only as a cyber punching bag for others - until you start to bore them (which doesn't take long considering your lack of logic, asinine, juvenile homophobic yammering and maifestations of paranoia. You really are kind of sadomasochistic, aren't ypu Goober? But then again, if no one likes you or respects you in the real world, why try to be different on line? Your mother should have used a coat hanger and saved herself the embarrassment and financial coast of having to raise you. Or maybe she just left you off at the bus depot a few years ago and you've been living there ever since. You can go crawl back under your rock now, Goober. Your teabagger buddies are waiting for you. Losers love losers and you are the king-bat loser of losers.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@mikefrombisbee    Gosh little mike, you get your ass handed to you a couple of times and  you come back like a vindictive little bitch.  How predictable.  

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd @fishingblues   Still making shit up, right dirt bag?  Wait, wait, we are all still waiting to hear what sacrifices *YOU* have made.  You cowardly little piece off shit.    

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd In FB's world, being a voluntary organ donor, which is a good thing, no doubt, is equal or superior to being shot up in a foreign country when you're barely grown up. Someone get him a medal, preferably BIGGER than a CMH.  

ashburn.station.rd
ashburn.station.rd

@fishingblues @ashburn.station.rd FB is an admitted 4-F (said he tried to enlist but "couldn't hear".....uh-huh...and Ted Nugent had some digestive issues, right? ), who posted the experiences and sacrifices of REAL warriors (he claimed he knew) to try and defend his own addled ramblings about his "sacrifices".   So now, he goes on blogs and talks smack, and when confronted with his own words, runs away like a Hippie Draft Dodger high-tailing it for Canada, and calls it kicking Liberal Ass.  It's the probably the closest thing to danger he's ever seen.  

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@ashburn.station.rd   And you are a lying piece of shit.  Typical of a punk shit bird.  Can't fight straight up so you revert to fabrication to attempt to sully the name (fake as it is) of anyone you can't handle.  Now instead of soliciting the rest of your jackal friends to perpetuate the lie, why  don't you simply repost the comment?  

Tell the listening audience chicken dick, exactly what YOU have contributed to the good of mankind?  If you manage to come up with something, were you paid for it?

If you weren't such a selfish coward, you might consider stepping up instead of simply mouthing off.  Here is a link.  Have your big sister read it for you and explain it.  http://donatelife.net/understanding-donation/organ-donation/

Since you are such a worthless shit stain, perhaps you would consider donation of all of your organs at once.  The world would be better off.     

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