Alexander Garcia to Phoenix Cop: "I'll Grab Your Balls" (He Did, Police Say)

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A Phoenix man accused of stealing merchandise from a Target store told a police officer that if he touched his genital area while searching him, he'd return the favor.

Sure enough, police say 25-year-old Alexander Garcia gave the officer a solid squeeze -- which landed Garcia in jail on a felony aggravated-assault charge.

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According to court documents obtained by New Times, the officer was working off-duty at the Target store, near 19th Avenue and Bethany Home Road.

Security guards at the store told the officer that they saw Garcia hide merchandise under his clothes, but when the officer confronted Garcia, he denied it.

The officer could see that Garcia was hiding the items under his pants, according to the court documents.

Garcia tried to run away, but was taken down by the officer, who waited for an on-duty officer to arrive and help.

The officers tried to search Garcia, but he was having none of it, according to the court documents.

Garcia kept trying to turn away, and had to be told several times to stop. Once one of the officers took of Garcia's belt, he made his threat.

"You want to grab my balls, I'll grab your balls," Garcia said, according to a police probable-cause statement.

Sure enough, police say Garcia gave a squeeze on the officer's genital area, and the officer took him to the ground, and kept him there until he calmed down.

The episode didn't end there, as police say Garcia proceeded to grab the front of the officer's utility belt, and later tried to grab another officer's Taser, before trying to grab the other officer's gun, according to the documents.

Court documents indicate Garcia has a history of arrests for assault and aggravated assault. In this case, he was booked into jail on charges of aggravated assault, resisting arrest, and shoplifting, in addition to an outstanding warrant.

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robert_graham
robert_graham topcommenter

I bet he got his ass whipped on his way to jail.

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

Sounds like something Jaffy, AKA Robert would do.

jeanjb
jeanjb

grabby little fella!

Mary Doe
Mary Doe

What did he expect, tips?

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

Imagine growing up as part of an illegal underground culture.  Even if you're legal, your parents and other friends and relatives fear and mistrust the authorities.   They sent you to school, but hadn't been able to read to you as a toddler and can't help with your homework and are afraid to interact with your teachers.  You see the other students on their way to good jobs, but you know that you're probably going to be stuck doing the same sort of menial work your father does.  A personality that isn't strong enough is going to be bent and twisted.

I'm not making excuses for this guy.  He's been around and knew that he was being stupid.  But we need to get rid of that underground culture, and it's going to be a lot easier to open it to daylight through immigration reform than to try to eradicate it.


Wally
Wally

This story is nuts! 

robert_graham
robert_graham topcommenter

The officer should have beat the holy crap out of this suspect to teach him a lesson.

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

I'll bet that inmate Garcia is pee-shy, too.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@Cozz i think his man crush on Joe has far surpassed the touchie feelie stage.................i see a possible shrine with used tissue and pomade sitting in JAFfy's living room (70's porn music blaring in the back gound) with special mood lighting for his days off (along with some striped pink chonies and a set of pink cuffs). some day it will all come out in the open and make the news when they find JAFfy swinging from a coat rack in the closet, victim of auto-erotica asphyxiation as he choked on a signed pair of pink underwear. his family may be shocked and embarassed.......................................none of us will though 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@eric.nelson745  from the sounds of it............................quite the opposite. he might just be a little too urinal friendly  "back off bro................one to a stall"

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@shadeaux14            shhhhhhhh, JAFfy's man crush on Joe is supposed to be a secret. you dont want to spoil JAFfy's valentines day surprise to Joe do you?????

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

@danzigsdaddy That's an interesting observation. Get, it? Haw!

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JoeArpaioFan, BWA HA HA HA HA HA, FUCK U POS, AND THAT OLD FUCK ALSO, BITCH. Did UR "illegal" daddy molested U when U were a little jaffy while UR mom was whoring?. BTW, do U know that UR pappy D FETID 1 got D Monitor he was asking 4? Dude, that's PRICELESS, & D begining of D end 4 D OLD FUCK. I can't wait 4 D OLD FOOL 2 begin with D bitching & whining & give his best performance 2 play D victim & how everybody is out 2 get him, boo hoo boo. FUCK U PENDEJO.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

Try again princess, i never supported Obama, your barb has no sting on that one

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