10 Most Bogus "Death Threats" Against Joe Arpaio

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio, after attempting to walk to lunch one day.


Sheriff Joe Arpaio seems to have an obsession with trying to get the public to believe that his life is in constant danger.

Such was the case yesterday, when Arpaio's office issued a press release to describe the latest "death threat" against the elderly sheriff. The "threat" was an e-mail from a 16-year-old kid in Canada, who said he'd kill Arpaio, whom he called a "massive dickhead" -- not exactly an imminent threat.

Check out 10 of the most bogus death threats Arpaio has cried about:

10.) That Time Arpaio Almost (Didn't) Get Blown to Chunks

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After postal inspectors found a package with powder, wires, and a battery addressed to Arpaio, his chief deputy explained -- without any hint of evidence -- that it's "very much like cartels" to do something like this. The deputy referred to this as "an actual explosive device," which all sounded oh-so-credible when he explained, "I'm not making this up." Arpaio explained that his "good sources" indicated a cartel connection. We're more inclined to believe our source, who called it "not a very sophisticated device" and said it's not clear whether any explosion would have occurred at all.


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DNichols
DNichols

Boo Arpaio.

Hope I didn't send you under your desk again Tough Guy?!

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Lol just more bullshit from the king of bullshit himself, Joe Arpaio!

Arpaio reminds me of Joseph Goebbels. Spewing fictitious bullshit to get the sheeple all riled up.

Piss on Arpaio!

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

Hey Matt, how about the top ten threats from Arpaio supporters? Starting with fan boy's library of them against us here. 

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

The elderly elected official (EEO) is nothing but a flaccid stooge. It's nearly impossible to tell if any valid death threat has been tendered his way. I suppose if someone carries one out then we will know it's valid. Otherwise, like Chicken Little, the EEO will just keep yelling that the sky is falling...

rabbipedro
rabbipedro

You people keep electing this moron. It says more about the citizens of Maricopa County than it does about Sheriff Limpy

stephenson
stephenson

please write article about ten most bogus death threats against president obarfa.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

All you'd have to do is grease the sidewalk outside of the Wells Fargo building. Joe would take care of the rest.

Actually, the biggest threat against Joe Arpaio is the behavior of Joe Arpaio. Maybe the senile SOB needs to arrest himself, or at the very least, have his mouth glued shut.

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

The Mexican drug cartels have bigger fish to fry than offing Joe. But it's all good publicity for him and ensures that the geezers in Sun City will continue to get him re-elected. He'll be 84 when or if he runs again. That would surely make him the world's oldest sheriff, not just America's. Just imagine having a sheriff with advanced Alzheimer's. Bill Kolender in San Diego realized that his mind was going and had the good sense to step down.

DNichols
DNichols

The Scawry Scawry Saga continues for Chicken Shit Joe

Ironic this absolute Joke of a teenager threat was from our other Border to the Great White North?!

I guess Nobody like Racist little Arpaio any more.

But how dare any one call our Maricopa County Racist, Corrupt, Wussified Coward of a Worthless Sheriff a "Massive Dickhead".

The word "Massive" is stretching the truth for our Tiny Midget Sheriff and is  plain Wrong!

Jessie Garcia
Jessie Garcia

He's afraid when he dies he'll wake up wearing Pink underwear, eating green baloney, in Mexico HELL trying to cross the border...Justice served.

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

Arpaio is a bogus clown, just like all these death threats. A real legend in his own sick, delusional wrapped mind.

If someone was really serious about assassinating Bozo Joe, he'd never hear anything about it, he'd just be dead.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@david_saint01  that or top ten aliases used by JAFfy...............(or would that list have a WAY higher number?)

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@rabbipedro I will go out on a limb and say the majority of us who post here did not vote for the EEO.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@stephenson how about he writes an article detailing the last few "bombs" that seemed more like a political stunt than a real threat? Shit, how about he posts the top ten threats from JoeArpaioFan!!! (theres well over 100 to choose from!) 

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@stephenson You must be a part of the MCSO machine. You have the spin factor down very nicely. Always, always, always, blame someone or something else. Nicely done, son.

stephenson
stephenson

@shadeaux14 u have no idea what you are talking about. maybe u were treated not nicely when u were in jail?

stephenson
stephenson

@eric.nelson745 mr. arpaio will get elected again next time too. and many of the votes will be cast by the democrats.

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

@HIGH HEAD BLUES  

Specially around sidewalks.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

@stephenson @shadeaux14 Sorry, but the closest I've ever been to "Jail" is the maximum security psych unit where I was a supervisor.  AND I treated my patients with dignity and respect in spite of some of the things they had done and expected the same from my staff.

YOU do realize that YOU are not sending a text message don't YOU?

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@stephenson Honestly, son. You're such a twit.

DNichols
DNichols

@stephenson:

Wouldn't it be nice if we were all color blind, then perhaps even you would be happy?!

Seek Help, you have a Disease in your Head.

TommyCollins
TommyCollins topcommenter

@stephenson Goodness, son. It looks like DNichols tripped yer trigger, huh? Resorting to name calling?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@david_saint01 nobody else would be crying for trigger happy cops ...........even real cops dont want trigger happy cops

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