10 Types of Arizona Democrats

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If there were a field guide to spotting members of a political party, the Arizona Democrat would be listed as a "rare bird."

Still, there are some identifiable types of Democrats from here, as observed in their natural habitats. Check out our run-down of 10 types of Arizona Dems:

See also:
-10 Types of Arizona Republicans

10.) The Pot-Smokin' Hippie
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Attributes:
  • Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that.
  • "Dude . . ."
  • Patchouli scent.

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34 comments
Marco Cruz
Marco Cruz

Forgot to include the "if youre not democrat youre racist" democrat.

Keith Showalter
Keith Showalter

If you don't like what NT is publishing then why do have their page liked? It's a sad world when people just bitch and moan because it gets them off..

JustSayin
JustSayin

#5 should say "

  • Still blames everything on George W. Bush, yet doesn't comprehend that Clinton f45ked up alot of what we're recovering from as well.

  • JustSayin
    JustSayin

    #10 Should say "Average New Times Reader."  #JustSayin #NotTheBrightestBunchOfPeople

    arizonaeagletarian
    arizonaeagletarian

    This one is a serious groaner. Not poignant, not even close to humorous.

    Lori Hamilton Eike
    Lori Hamilton Eike

    both were funny really.... I get all defensive sometimes sheesh!!

    James L. Crabtree
    James L. Crabtree

    Lori, yea, yesterday, he PNT posted an article on the 10 types of AZ GOPers, and it was so spot on.

    James L. Crabtree
    James L. Crabtree

    To be fair, I can completely understand why someone in Arizona would want to be an Arizona Democrat. So many people in the AZ GOP that are just completely barking-at-the-moon crazy like Jan and Joe.

    Aaron Crump
    Aaron Crump

    F*(!ing disgraceful. This is the kind of trash that passes as news these days? Why is this on my wall?

    Michele Dekker
    Michele Dekker

    No "Intellectual" on the Democrat side? Can we say biased? Yet another media outlet that leans towards a specific direction and more reasons not to trust the media. Way to build public confidence, guys.

    Tyler Tunstall
    Tyler Tunstall

    I find this one and the one about republicans hilarious. Good job, good job.

    robert_graham
    robert_graham topcommenter

    Doe the New Times know that Matt Hendley is a convicted felon?

    robert_graham
    robert_graham topcommenter

    Hey Hendley, is this the best you could do? I can think of much more.  Has your parole officer seen what you write?

    shadeaux14
    shadeaux14

    You forgot the classification that includes the majority of Democrats,


    The HUMAN Race.

    WhoKnows
    WhoKnows topcommenter

    He needed to include the "limp noodle".  The Dems that are handed insane ideas by the GOP and then they don't say or do anything about it - they just lay there and claim to be "above party politics".  Seriously, how can they just lay there with all the corruption of folks like Pearce, Thomas, and Arpaio?

    Lori Hamilton Eike
    Lori Hamilton Eike

    Republican Bullshit, I got a list of 10 types of Republicans too and it ain't pretty

    nmbrwuncrush2000
    nmbrwuncrush2000

    What a shit article.  Sorry Matthew Hendley, but this is hardly even "humorous" let alone informative. . . 

    Leah Cook
    Leah Cook

    New Times has really just given up at this point.

    enigma9000aa
    enigma9000aa

    @JoeArpaioFan 

    One thing for sure your obviously suffering from a obsessive compulsive issue, since your like a broken record!:-) Hope your family gets you in to see your psychiatrist before you hurt yourself or someone else!:-)

    enigma9000aa
    enigma9000aa

    @JoeArpaioFan 

    I was wondering has your psychiatrist did a re-examination of your medications to see if they are controlling your insanity!:-)

    JustSayin
    JustSayin

    You're an idiot.  If you are referring to the idiots of the human race, Democrats and Republicans, then you would be correct.

    valleynative
    valleynative topcommenter

    @WhoKnows  

    Because those individuals are not an indictment of the whole Republican party.

    We all need to stop thinking of people and political ideas as being either Democratic or Republican.   The human brain is capable of classifying into more than two buckets.

    shadeaux14
    shadeaux14

    @WhoKnows Because it's not the corruption of folks like Pearce, Thomas, and Arpaio that is the problem. The problem is the corrupt Arizonans who keep electing the same ilk in election after election.

    How so many people can stay so stupid for so long is beyond comprehension.

    valleynative
    valleynative topcommenter

    @nmbrwuncrush2000  

    Did you find the one about Republicans humorous or informative?

    I think they both do a good job of pointing out why we need more than two viable parties and why most people shouldn't vote.

     

    saltywench
    saltywench

    @shadeaux14 @WhoKnows Exactly.  Congress currently has a 14% approval rating, yet how many incumbents will retain their seats in the House in 2014?  So the country disapproves of Congress at historic highs... but not "their guy".

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