Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Major Dysfunction

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, all of our alleged offenders have what appears to be some sort of major dysfunction. Enjoy.

10.)

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Charges: Shoplifting
Hey man, look at the bright side. You still have all that shit you mutilated your face with.

9.)

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Charges: Probation violation
For humanity's sake, let's hope there's more to that tattoo than just the word "boys."

8.)

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Charges: Theft, failure to appear
Here's a guy who's been staring straight into the sun for the last seven hours.

7.)

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Charges: Disorderly conduct
Here's a guy who'll look into your bedroom window at night, and perhaps haunt your dreams.


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5 comments
marcy
marcy

Tell me Ms Buttercup is really a mannequin 

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

Why isn't Chris Simcox's mugshot in this group?  It seems a fitting category!

HAHA
HAHA

+10000000000000000000000 For your caption on #1

JohnQ.Public
JohnQ.Public

Hey Matthew, isn't No. 6 the way your mom usually looked at your parent-teacher conferences growing up.  Boy, I just feel so much better about myself now that I've made fun of somebody else this morning - really elevates my perception of my status in the world.  And I love that I can use PNT to be a dick to people I don't even know for no real reason other than just to be a dick.

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