Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Probable Cause

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, all of our alleged offenders have some, um, unique features. We try to guess the probable cause of those features. Enjoy.

10.)
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Charges: Dangerous-drug possession
Is this a natural color, or did she get kidnapped and repeatedly sent through the hot-pink crayon machine at the Crayola factory?

9.)
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Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, driving on a suspended license, failure to show driver's license
♫ Na na na na na na na na na na ♫
♫ THUNDER ♫
♫ Na na na na na na na na na na ♫
♫ THUNDER♫


8.)
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Charges: Possession of narcotic drugs
That moment when you're so high on drugs that you just get chickenpox.

7.)
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Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
Founding member, Sticky Bandits
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12 comments
marcy
marcy

A free tubal ligation for the women and a vasectomy for the men is called for.   Voluntary of course, but they can have a month's supply of whatever their favorite drug is if that agree to get one.

With luck the heroin and meth users will OD.


yourproductsucks
yourproductsucks

It's actually the wet bandits, Matthew. Hence the reason they clogged the drains and turned on the water...

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

#8 looks like a reincarnation of Amy Winehouse.

JohnQ.Public
JohnQ.Public

Ah, Nothing says TGIF like being a meanspirited dick.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

It might be time to start the "Which One is Jaffy?" contest!

marcy
marcy

@JohnQ.Public 

People make choices, when they choose poorly they should expect there to be consequences.  The consequence for choosing to be a petty criminal and look like a cartoon character is jail and having it pointed out that you look like a cartoon character.

After the get out of jail they'll be unemployable because they are criminals and look like cartoon characters.  So they'll continue to cycle through the criminal justice system because our society is too polite to simply dump them in a deep mine shaft.

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

@WhoKnows I vote for #7. Could be Jaffy or his doppelganger.

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