Joe Arpaio Wants to Run the Department of Homeland Security in Kenya?

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Here's your "Moment of Zen" for the day: Elderly Sheriff Joe Arpaio wonders if President Obama will call him for the Department of Homeland Security post being vacated by Janet Napolitano.

It seems a bit strange that Arpaio has a desire to collude with a president he claims has a fake birth certificate.

Gee, let's explore a few possibilities of what could actually be going on here:

  • Arpaio wants to be head of the DHS in Kenya. Or is it Indonesia?

  • Cold Case Posse lead investigator Michael Zullo gave clearance for an undercover operation.

  • The above photograph is not authentic, but rather a carefully crafted, computer-generated forgery.

  • Upon closer inspection in Photoshop, it reveals the layers of the image, showing that this is actually a photograph of President Obama and Satan:

  • obama-arpaio-layers.jpg
  • Arpaio's just looking for attention.

  • *GASP* Maybe, just maybe, consider that the entire investigation into President Obama's birth certificate was a steaming load of bullshit.

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fratdawgg23
fratdawgg23

Wonder if the old sociopath helped train/organize/supply any of the death squads while he was in Latin America?

nojailforyou1
nojailforyou1

Is he for real?  I don't think Arpaio can even operate the computers they use at Homeland Security.  We all know how he says he types everything on his typewriter and can't use a computer.  Yeah, he'd be just great for the job. 

Of course, Arpaio is going to be President Obama's number one choice.  They have such a good working relationship with each other.  If not Arpaio may Governor Brewer.  After all our Governor likes to point things out (at) to the President

Krista Peterson
Krista Peterson

Don't fucking post photos that are photo shopped and expect people to give you any kind of credence. This is bullshit and I am cutting off your FB feeds. Fuck you!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

if, IF Obama ever even considered in the slightest, the idea of Joe as head of Homeland Security.............................it would 100% validate all the tea party claims that he was trying to destroy this country. there couldnt possibly be a worse candidate for that position than old "I cant recall" Arpaio. if you thought Holder and his agency screwed up with fast and furious...........imagine Joe with billions and billions of dollars to mismanage. if the guy cant properlyrun an agency that encompasses only Maricopa county and control employees like Abrahamson, Fox, Henderschott, Black and so many others (including the one who sexually assaulted his girlfriend with a bat) and is driving any of the decent ones into seeking other employment, what damage would he do to a national agency???? what kind of policy changes and training would he implement? training by a overweight out of work hack actor (Seagal) and policy changes by guy who might just be inbred and partially retarded (Nugent).  i am no Obama fan, but even I dont think anybody could possibly be stupid enough to consider Joe for that position. I do love how the Joe fans all think there may be some merit to it though, god bless their little learning disabled hearts

yourproductsucks
yourproductsucks

Just another example of how Arpaio plays the media (including the PNT).

He farts and you guys jump to sniff it

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

Obama can appoint Joe to DHS, then the day after he's confirmed, the president can fire his stinky, diapered ass, and send the unemployed geezer home. Then at least, Maricopa County can have some real law enforcement for a change.

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

Joe's thinking that if he tells his supporters how qualified he is for the job, that when Obama has sense enough to choose somebody else, he'll be able to say that snubbing him was a personal slap in the face.

That might be a legitimate honor if Arpaio was a legitimate candidate for the position.


robert_graham
robert_graham

Hey Matt Hendley, when you say "elderly" you must be talking about your sickly grandfather.  He reminds me of Chester the Molester.  Have you talked to him recently?  He's a Sheriff Joe supporter.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

(by the way, i am NOT picking on all of Joe's supporters with that comment, just JAFfy and HILLFOLKREDNECK)

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@yourproductsucks, WRONG, THE OLD FART BEGGS  and then he says he's beign sarcastic to disguise the intent. The CLOWN SHURF has a history of begging to Mr. Obama and  seems that he is hurted because  he has never even been invited to "drink some of that presidential beer or wine" Just look at how many -IMO-, "DEATH THREATS 4 PROFIT"  he has received in a short period of time, and I say that because every time there's a "death threat" then comes the begging 4 $$$$$$. SO PREDICTABLE.

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan  

Come on Jaffy, we all know your the only molester here that supports Bozo Joe.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JAFFYBOI, Jaffy I just heard an interesting anecdot  from U were around 13 years old and it goes like this: UR mom was preping breakfast when U came out of UR bush under the freeway overpas screaming: mommy, mommy, I am going to die.... then UR mom asked U: but why U say such a thing jaffy...then U said; look, I have a big cut between my legs and is bleeding a lot... then UR mom said: don't worry yo-yo, that's cut is UR vagina and U R having UR period. lol.

FuckJoeArpaio
FuckJoeArpaio

@JoeArpaioFan    Fuck Joe Arpaio (and Fuck JoeArpaioFan). If Arpaio was a professional law enforcement officer he wouldn't be such an attention-seeking media whore. Sort of like JoeArpioFan -- an attention-seeking asshole who finds the only meaning in his life by by posting more inflammatory bullshit than Aprio sells to his birther crowd.


NWEng
NWEng

@JoeArpaioFan  

No surprise why child molesters support Joe Arpaio.

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

jaffy has first hand and finger experience with molestation, being a shurff joey supporter. Remember 436 molested children? shurff joey does nothing.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan Jaffy, If the Joke runs DHS, you could be the court jester and male concubine!

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

@JoeArpaioFan Come on Daffy Jaffy, we all know that you're Rpiehole's only "Supporter."

Have you threatened the Cartels yet? Probably not because if you had, you'd be able to hear the laughter coming form  Mexico as far north as Minneapolis.

Saw the senile old bastard on TV the other day. He can barely string enough words together to form a sentence these days. Those Amyloid  Plaques must be gobbling up what's left of his brain.

yourproductsucks
yourproductsucks

@IdontRecall I've watched the media circus bend to arpaio's whim countless times for insignificant reasons. They can't help but feed the ego of our current Sheriff by jumping at his command.

Whether or not he is begging to obama is irrelevent. You are right that he is exploiting any opportunity to fund raise...that is what makes him unbeatable, he raises money. Scoff and berate all you want, it doesn't change the fact he uses the media to further HIS agenda and they acquiesce.

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