10 Most Bogus "Death Threats" Against Joe Arpaio

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio, after attempting to walk to lunch one day.


Sheriff Joe Arpaio seems to have an obsession with trying to get the public to believe that his life is in constant danger.

And no matter how many times Arpaio cries wolf about the latest "death threat," there never seems to be any intent of legitimate harm against the elderly, publicity-hungry sheriff. Check out 10 of the most bogus death threats Arpaio has cried about:

10.) That Time Arpaio Almost Got Blown to Chunks

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After postal inspectors found a package with powder, wires, and a battery addressed to Arpaio, his chief deputy explained -- without any hint of evidence -- that it's "very much like cartels" to do something like this. The deputy referred to this as "an actual explosive device," which all sounded oh-so-credible when he explained, "I'm not making this up." Arpaio explained that his "good sources" indicated a cartel connection. We're more inclined to believe our source, who called it "not a very sophisticated device" and said it's not clear whether any explosion would have occurred at all.

9.) All Those Times Anthrax Got Sent to His Office

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Back in the day, it seemed as though someone who worked at the White Powder factory just sent letters to Arpaio's office every day. Wouldn't ya know? After all those letters, not a single one had anthrax. Seriously -- zero. However, Arpaio would order up the press release every time and assess blame for the letters as he saw fit.





8.) That Time That Guy Said That Thing on the Internet

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Once upon a time, some guy posted on Facebook, "He should see the color of his skin and where he comes from . . . stupid motherfucker . . . let's kill him. I will kill him for free. I am going to Arizona to kill that asshole." MCSO "investigators" stumbled across this on the "People Against Sheriff Joe Arpaio" Facebook page. The guy was charged with a misdemeanor, a testament to how serious his threat was.



7.) That Time That Guy Said That More Harmless Thing on the Internet

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Just last month, a man voiced his urge to blow Arpaio's head clean off. Not that he's going to -- he just wants to. "I want to personally blow Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's head off," the man posted on Twitter. Clearly, Arpaio's life was in imminent danger after a guy in California posted that tweet. Arpaio's press release claimed deputies were off to California to look for the man, but they apparently didn't search too hard, since they never arrested the guy.


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WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

With the verdict in the Zimmerman trial, it seems a sidewalk is now considered a deadly weapon.  When will the clown sheriff claim that a sidewalk PLANNED to attack him when he tripped over a crack, and have that sidewalk hauled off to Tent City?

robert_graham
robert_graham

You only say the threats were all bogus being that the suspects are liberal democrats, wetbacks and the like. But if the threats came from the tea-party you'd be saying they are all true, right?

robert_graham
robert_graham

And I ever hear Matthew Hendley complaining that his life is threatened let's not forget that his claim would also be bogus.  Many of the despicable threats against Sheriff Joe have been substantiated and suspects arrested and they confessed so wheres the bogus in that? Heaven help Matthew Hendley if he were ever to get arrested and spend time in Arpaio's jail. There's a special cell waiting for him in the 4th Avenue jail.

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

THE GOOD SHERIFF AND MCSO JUST GOT DONE WITH A RAID ON SEX OFFENDERS TO BAD THAT NEWS WASN'T PUBLISHED HERE AND IF YALL WEREN'T SO DAM CONCERNED WITH BRINGIN' DOWN THE SHERIFF YOU MIGHT SEE WHAT A DAM GOOD SHERIFF WE;RE BLESSED WITH.  AND THE OL' LADY SAYS TO TELL YALL HELLO AND GOOD NIGHT FROM SURPRISE.  GOD BLESS.

66rock
66rock topcommenter

LOL  Difficult to choose but I like that mysterious white powder that keeps being mailed to him.  It wouldn't hurt a flea but we could maybe bake something tasty with it.  

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

Oh, how did you forget about the time the gay hair dresser said mean things to Henderblimp and Joke, and they had to call in for backup!


And how can we forget "Arizona Joe", wearing an MCSO costume (on Halloween) including pink boxers on the outside!  I think Henderblimp called in SWAT for that one!  It's just a good thing that MCSO SWAT didn't burn down Tom's Tavern, as they did with that house in Ahwatukee serving a traffic court warrant!

MotherJones
MotherJones

Allow me to state for the record, Mother Jones approves of this list.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

It has often seems that these "death threats" come out when Joke and MCSO are in trouble in the media for something they have done.  Seems to me, they are just an attempt to deflect the public's attention.


WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

What about the time that MCSO thought a neighbor's lawn ornament was a bomb, and MCSO blew it up?  It was a metal spider that some neighborhood kids had moved to Arpaio's yard, IIRC.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

 Perhaps when he was a little "GOOMBAH" he was droped too many time on his head and face, therefore the big head and nose, but mainly his delusions, possibly an after effect of head trauma. that leads him to believe that his life is in eternal danger. The black helicopters comes next. So probably soon he is going to put out a pres release claimming that a black helicopter was following him all day long and that he saw a Mexican piloting the craft, therefore, has 2 B considered a death threat from the Mexican Cartels. LMFAO.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

The Cartels are rescinding their death threats because Jaffy is threatening them if they don't.

He threatened to not "Hold the Pickles" or "Hold the Lettuce" when they ordered their Whoppers.

FuckJoeArpaio
FuckJoeArpaio

Fuck Joe Arpaio -- What a self aggrandizing media whore!  When are the citizens of Maricopa County going to finally get a professional law enforcement officer to replace that fetid fool running MCSO. The grim reaper will surely come calling on this miscreant before any of his many assassins materialize from the luminiferous ether...

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

LMAO just more bullshit from the king of bullshit himself, the Flaccid Failure of MCSO.

DNichola
DNichola

Americas Self Proclaimed "Toughest Sheriff" sure is a "Wuss" when it comes to a possible threat against his little self?!

However This Trash in Uniform dosen't care if hundreds of Children are actually molested and raped, even by his own personal buddies?!

I sure would like to know where Arpaio's now deceased Racist Nazi/Minuteman Pal J.T Ready got the six High Tech Military Rocket Proppelled Grenades/Weapons of Mass Destruction that were found at his Gilbert home at the time of his Rampage/Massacre?

The News said that these "Real Bombs" had serial numbers and could be traced to their origion?

A couple of weeks later the Military suspended Military Gear to Police?!

Any Ideas how your Racist Pal got the "Real Bombs Arpaio?!

Boo Arpaio.

Hope I didn't scare you to badly?

DNichols
DNichols

The "Tea Party" Racist Idiots seem to only go after Children.

 Simcox, Ready, ect.right?

Tue Dat.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JAFFYDUCK...QUACK....QUACK....QUACK, bogus threats is what the RACIST 1 IS BEST AT, like the "MYSTERIOUS BOX" that supposedly contained black powder and some wires, that was intercepted "mysteriously" before getting to him, and supposedly was sent to the FBI 4 investigation, tell me bitch ,whatever happened with the box or the results of the investigation? BOGUS MUCH? WHERE IS THE SUSPECT ALSO? U R a fucking LIAR DELUDED BIATCH. SEE, EVEN THE SHURF IS  BOGUS. 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@HILLFOLKREDNECK  just got done with a raid on sex offenders?? if the El Mirage cases are indication of his raids...................he's over 7 years too late. Joe only conducts raids (and gets threats) when it suits him politically. if Joe had any success with his sex offender raids, you should be praising the few good cops he has left and not Joe. and it was not a raid on sex offenders, it was serving warrants that he has ignored for god knows how long. maybe if Joe actually DID pull a raid on sex offenders he would not have been sending victims back to their abusers like he did with a few hundred cases in the El Mirage incident. maybe if Joe actually DID go after sex offenders, he would have caught up to Simcox or even Edmonds before they got as far as they did.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@HILLFOLKREDNECK, WHY DO U KEEP ON CALLING SUCH AN EVIL PERSON "THE GOOD SHERIFF" DON'T U KNOW THAT IS POSSIBLE THAT HE IS POSSESSED BY HITLER'S EVIL SPIRIT, AREN'T U AWARE OF ALLTHE DEVASTATION THAT HE HAS CAUSED TO MARICOPA COUNTY AND SURROUNDING AREAS BUT MAINLY TO THE HISPANIC COMMUNITY, ALL BECAUSE HE IS A MEGALOMANIAC.  ABOUT THAT RAID ON SEX OFFENDERS, PROBABLY WAS STAGED IF IT REALLY HAPPENED, THE OLD FOOL WOULD BE THE FIRST TO SEND A PRESS RELEASE TO FOX IN ORDER TO SEEK ATTENTION AND SHOW HIS UGLY FACE ON CAMERA.I WOULDN'T BELIEVE ANYTHING COMING FROM THAT LEA, EVEN IF I AM SEEING IT HAPPENING, 'CAUSE PROBABLY HAD BEEN STAGED, JUST LIKE THE BOGUS DEATH THREATS THAT HE SO  OFTEN RECEIVES.....SEE, THE DAY THAT A REAL THREAT HAPPENS, PROBABLY HE WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING. TOO MUCH CRYING WOOLF. NOW HAVE SWEET DREAMS WITH UR HERO.

OATHKEEPER1958
OATHKEEPER1958

@66rock THREATS ABOUT WHITE POWDER TO THE SHERIFF WILL BE REPORTED TO THE MCSO.  AND ANYONE ELSE THREATING THE SHERIFF WILL BE CHARGED AND ARRESTED.  FOLKS YOU CAN'T COME ON HERE AND SAY ANY OLD THING ESPECIALLY A THREAT.  THANK YOU.

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

@WhoKnows 

  You'd think with all these threats, somebody would have actually got it done by now if there was any credibility to anyone of them, and not some figment of imagination in Bozo Joe's pea sized brain of self importance..

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

WhoKnows, my favorite was the one where MCSO tried to pull an Operation Valkyrie on the Fetid Fool by constructing a bomb and trying to blame it on James Seville.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@shadeaux14. Now I understand why there hasn't been any human smugling or drugs traficking 4 a couple of days through the Arizona-Mexico border. So Jaffy got the cartels on the run? And all this time I've been thinking that Jaffy was a big pussy, now I am gonna have to apologize 2 him.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

I like the new nickname for our Hitler-esque shurf FJA.

The Fetid Fool sounds awesome.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@HILLFOLKREDNECK, DON'T U KNOW THAT THE OLD FOOL NOT LONG AGO, SUPPOSEDLY FOUND AN ENVELOPE COINTAINING A WHITE POWDER, AND HE CARRIED IT FROM HIS HOUSE TO HIS OFFICE, EXPOSING EVERYBODY TO THE "DANGEROUS POWDER". ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A BOGUS THREAT PROBABLY CONCOCTED BY HIMSELF. BTW, I HOPE THAT HE GETS RUN OVER BY AN AIRPLANE, DURING THE WEEKEND, IF POSSIBLE.THANK YOU REDNECK

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@HILLFOLKREDNECK @66rock   Where did I threaten him idiot? Where?  I wouldn't waste my time that piece of shit.  Good grief, you're something!   

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JAFFYDUCK...QUACK...QUACK...QUACK, THE BUFFON IS THE FETID FOOL, Can U hear him, he is calling U idiot, I think that he is saying: poop...poop...poop my diaper...jaffy..poop. LMFAO.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

@Cozz @WhoKnows I don't think I've seen a single "threat" in the last 20 years that was a real threat - one that has been confirmed by anyone other than the MCSO PR clowns...

FuckJoeArpaio
FuckJoeArpaio

@MaskedMagician1967 I believe it was Stephen Lemons who came up with Fetid Fool... Maybe I could come up with something... How about malodorous moron, or rancid ranger or the depends dolt... No, Fetid Fool just has a ring to it.

DNichols
DNichols

@Arpaio's Butt Monkey:

You usually try to claim that you are not a Racist, saying that "you don't hate Hispanic's, just illeagals."

Your Froidial slip in the comment above about "Hispanic's" proves that you are both a LIAR, and a RACIST.

Arpaio's top Fans seem to be Child Molesters.

Where did you hide when Arpaio raided sex offenders?!

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan @HILLFOLKREDNECK @66rock   You two or if you are the same crackpot, are such a joke.  Can't decide which is more stupid.

Here I'll use The Key, so maybe you can understand something better,

STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO POINT OUT WHERE I THREATENED ANYONE!  WHERE IDIOT??  NO THREAT.  YOUR SO STUPID, DID YOU EVEN BOTHER TO READ THE ARTICLE? IT WAS A CHOICE OF FAVORITE AMONG WHAT WAS INCLUDED, I CHOOSE MINE.  CAN YOU GET MORE STUPID?  DON'T THINK SO.  MY ORIGINAL POST STANDS.  STOP THREATENING ME YOU ASSHOLES! 

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

@JAFFYDUCK, If there R any threats against the president they R rarely heard of and they R real threats, I don't think the president would like 2 B the laughingstoke of the world; unlike the BOGUS ONES that seems to plague the fetid fool, making him the laughinstoke of the world, since everybody knows by now that they R BOGUS DEATH THREATS. What is despicable is that lately the fetid fool has been arresting mentally challenged individuals,  THAT'S D UNTHINKABLE.

FuckJoeArpaio
FuckJoeArpaio

@JoeArpaioFan  It is amazing that you waste your time, day after day, posting here when no one sees you as having anything meaningful to add to the conversation.  You're just a complete and total fucking idiot. Oh, and Fuck Joe Arpio

robert_graham
robert_graham

@Cozz But if the threats were made against Joe by Republicans you'd think they were legitimate but being that they have been made by Hispanics, wetbacks and other liberals they never happened, right?

robert_graham
robert_graham

@WhoKnows @Cozz And I suppose you don't believe any of the despicable threats that have been made against the President either, right?  Were they are all sick PR jokes too?

FuckJoeArpaio
FuckJoeArpaio

@Cozz  I just read Robert Nelson's story in PNT about your trail for the Fountain Hills Bowl incident. I'm sorry you had to go through that.Thank you very much for bringing Sheriff Arpaio's misdeeds to light on arpaio.com.  I hope your time in MCSO's gulag didn't cost you and your family everything.  Thanks again for taking a stand. 

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

@Cozz I do recall who got the settlement in that whole MCSO cluster fuk too!

Cozz
Cozz topcommenter

@WhoKnows

I believe I was the first one they said threatened Bozo Joe and made a media situation out of it.

But what they never mentioned was the fact that an FBI lab verified it was not me. I have the original letter from the FBI lab confirming this. 

I was never arrested or charged for any threats.

But they did try and get me to plead guilty to it by adding it in with the Fountain Hills Bowl incident, at which point I told them to shove the plea deal up their ass and it was then removed from the plea deal.

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