Drunk Guy Claims to Be "Baddest Motherf***er Alive," Says He'll Rape Cops' Families

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Jonathan Mattox, after a 2011 arrest.
Jonathan Mattox, a 30-year-old Phoenix resident, claims to be the "baddest motherfucker alive."

At least that's what he told the cops after security guards at Talking Stick Resort's casino prevented him from driving away from the casino plastered, according to court documents obtained by New Times.

According to the documents, security guards told Mattox they would provide him with a cab home from the casino, which is right off Loop 101 and Indian Bend Road, early in the morning on June 9.

Mattox responded by being "physically and verbally abusive" to casino workers, which led to the cops' arrival.

According to a probable-cause statement, Mattox "was combative and resisting arrest . . . kicking, fighting, and swinging his arms while yelling very loudly while attempting to bite medical personnel several times."

Mattox wouldn't stop trying to kick things, even after police had him cuffed and in a squad car, and he claimed he'd find out where the officers lived, kill them, and rape their family members, the documents state.

Mattox added that he was the "baddest motherfucker alive" and added that he "did time for manslaughter," according to the documents.

(According to state prison records, the latter part's actually true, as he served about 5 1/2 years in prison until his release in late 2006.)

Mattox tried to get the officers to take off the cuffs so they could settle the situation with a fight. But believe it or not, the cops didn't take him up on that.

Once at the jail, Mattox proceeded to slam his head into a wall, "busting his upper lip and lower nose," according to the documents.

Mattox was booked on a pair of felony charges, as well as a pair of misdemeanors.

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21 comments
weare99.jb
weare99.jb

He got fuct up real good for the shit he said to those officers and probably is still. I wish someone would have filmed this. 

wiseman_cathy
wiseman_cathy

How pathetic is it when Jonathan gets a second chance, after spending only 5 1/2 years, out of a 7 year sentence for killing my son, and he just can't see the value.  Guess he will when he gets back to prison.

Victory Plumbing
Victory Plumbing

LOL!!! Yeah he's Barney badass....mm hummmm yes sir! We should all fear him..what a ass!

johnnygoldwater
johnnygoldwater

Seems like the Scottsdale PD officers blew a nice chance to shoot someone in the face, which is typically their policy. He wasn't holding a baby or a pool cue, but it sounds like he was still dangerous enough to dot in the forehead without giving it a second thought.

Better luck next time SPD.

James Wasil
James Wasil

Kind of looks like a bald Bill Maher.

PabloDroopus
PabloDroopus

This guy reminds us of when Babeu’s boy pal, Hank ‘The Tank’ Mueller was arrested last year in Tempe. He proudly claimed he was a Navy SEAL and had fought in the sands of Afghanistan. Not bad for a guy living at home with his parents at age 30.

Years ago “Pinal” County was established. With the endless building of prisons, it became “Penal” County. With the arrival of Paul Babeu and his cluster of boys (still recruiting, he is), it acquired the present reference as “Penile” County.

It is humorous that this nationally famous sheriff still has to rely on online gay dating sites to fill his “staffing” needs.

 

DNichols
DNichols

In Sheriff Babeu's Pinal County "Cop Raping" is standard Procedure.

For Babeu and his best Pal's anyway's.

alehound
alehound

Hmm, what kind of a job could this loser have that he can hang out at casinos. Meth: it does a body good. 

TheDownfalloftheUSA
TheDownfalloftheUSA

LOL  This clown is a real Einstein. Just give him a lb of meth and walk him to the top of a cliff at Saguaro Lake.

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

You don't have to know much about casinos to understand that their success depends entirely upon their ability to attract losers.

Sure.  Let's build a few more.

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

@johnnygoldwater  I think we all knew that it was just a matter of time before somebody tried to boost their low self-esteem by criticizing the police for handling a situation perfectly.

Good luck in life, loser.


PabloDroopus
PabloDroopus

@DNichols  This guy reminds us of when Babeu's best boy, Hank the Tank Mueller, got arrested in Tempe last year. Mueller claimed to be a Navy SEAL and to have fought in the sands of Afghanistan. And lives at home with his parents at age 30? 

It started years ago as "Pinal" County. With the endless building of prisons there, it went to "Penal" County.  When Babeu arrived with his little boyfriends in 2008, it shifted to being "Penile" County.

When you are nationally well-known in the media, it is kind of sad when a sheriff has to advertise online on gay sites to get his "staffing" needs taken care of.


WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

@alehound I wonder if he cleans toilets at BK, like another loser we all know.

johnnygoldwater
johnnygoldwater

@valleynative You must know so much about me. Have you ever talked to the mayor about how out of control SPD is? I have and it wasn't me saying it. Have a good day Mr. Know-it-all and don't forget to grab your ankles....

johnnygoldwater
johnnygoldwater

@valleynative It's way past the time to be cheerleading public servants and hoping the department cleans up its act with no real consequences for murdering their own citizens. If "being a dick" means I don't give out last place ribbons, then you may have a point. Probably not though. Cheers

valleynative
valleynative topcommenter

@johnnygoldwater  The point you've missed is that they handled this situation correctly, and you should be encouraging that behavior, rather than being a dick. I think I know you as well as I need to.

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