10 Meth-iest Crimes (Allegedly) Committed by Arizona Meth-Heads

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Few places in the world have meth-heads like Arizona does.

While the number of exploding meth labs isn't as high as it used to be, the meth users still seem to be as high as ever. Now, after much research of the New Times criminal meth-head archives, we bring you 10 of the absolute meth-iest crimes allegedly committed by Arizona meth-heads:



10.) Naked Meth-Head to Cops: I'm Naked in Field to Get "Closer to God"

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How do you get closer to God? According to Juan Jose Peralta it involves smoking meth, stripping down in a Mesa field, and exposing himself to kids. Police responded to the report of a naked guy "waving his arms wildly in the air," with his genitals in full view of a man and his 13-year-old son in May 2011. When police showed up and asked him what he was doing, he told the cops he just "wanted to feel closer to God and the Earth."


9.) Meth-y Mom's Baby Overdosed On (You Guessed it) Meth

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​Most people don't do meth. Most people don't let their 9-month-old kid die from a meth overdose. Most people don't then give birth to another child with a circulatory system full of meth. By those standards, Veronica Marie Linares allegedly doesn't qualify as "most people," according to what Glendale police said in January 2011.





8.) Meth-Head Mom Allegedly Shot Up 5-Year-Old Kid With Meth

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Just last week, an admitted meth user's 5-year-old daughter tested positive for meth, after the girl complained about her mother sticking her with needles, police say. Jacqueline Trousdale, a 30-year-old Phoenix resident, was the subject of "several" ongoing Child Protective Services investigations, according to court documents, which included allegations of pimping out her toddlers.



7.) Jesus Told Meth User to Drown Her 3-Year-Old Son in a Puddle

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A Mesa woman who was spotted holding her 3-year-old son facedown in puddles in March claimed that Jesus told her to drown the boy, according to authorities. The woman, 30-year-old Victoria Soliz, eventually would tell a doctor that she was taking her medication regularly, which is a problem, because she told the doctor that crystal meth is her medication.


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22 comments
Francisco Cortez
Francisco Cortez

We have crime like this when we have a Sheriff like Joe Arpaio that thinks it's far more important to harass the brown guy for looking illegal instead of tackling this type of crime.

Madeleine Allerheiligen
Madeleine Allerheiligen

Way to go Phoenix, publicize your shittiest people and their transgressions. I'm sure it will get you better citizens.

MG Ban
MG Ban

we wouldn't even have meth if it weren't for epic failure prohibition part 2 that only gives job security to cops, corrections, lawyers, and politicians while bringing regular violence to our streets and wasting valuable resources caging non violent criminals.

Carrie Davis
Carrie Davis

Bwaaaahahahaha TWEEKER 1 9 TWEEKER 1 9 DUMBASS ALERT!!!

Melayne T. Mills
Melayne T. Mills

Incarceration is a state policy, not federal. And, the governor is required to pay these prisons a fee if their beds aren't full! So, everyone gets incarcerated!!

RobAZ
RobAZ

How did you omit this one?

"A young Arizona father jumps out of his van on the middle of the highway, drags his son out after him and allegedly stabs the child 60 times before hacking off his head. Leaving the decapitated body by the side of the road, the father allegedly jumps back into the van and, gripping his son’s head in his fist, tosses it out the window a couple miles down the road."

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:AHQyaDdyDxkJ:tucsoncitizen.com/morgue2/1995/08/10/80684-meth-monsters-stalk-state/+&cd=12&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

(need to cut and paste link to open properly)

Bryant Blasphemy Schaff
Bryant Blasphemy Schaff

Bahaha "The Valley Of The Spun"... Thank god for places like Blaze n HighMaintenance ! Keeping this hellish fireball of a state Ice free >=]

Dave Wisniewski
Dave Wisniewski

Those addicts were sick. If he had a health policy that was focused on rehabilitation and education as opposed to incarnation then these people could have hade the currage to be helped sooner and educated on harms and how to combat the addition. You can go ahead and blame our failed drug policy for this mess.

nojailforyou1
nojailforyou1

You left a really good one out. 

Naked Phoenix Man Found in Backyard. Tells Cops He has (Ahem) Interesting Plan -- and He'd Like Them to Watch

By James King Wed., Feb. 2 2011 at 12:56 PM                    

"Meanwhile, back at the police cruiser where Calvert was still naked and now rambling about laws and "the system," the officers tried to question him. He had a better idea.

"Hey, look, I'm going to finger-bang my asshole and I want you to watch," Calvert told the cops."

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/02/naked_phoenix_man_found_in_bac.php

Christine Habinger-Lyman
Christine Habinger-Lyman

Anytime I see someone riding a bike with a thirst buster it's a meth head. Learned that after watching several show up at the meth dealer while I was taking care of my deceased brothers home. Whole neighborhood turned into meth heads in the last 5 yrs. My brother used to call the cops all the time & take down license numbers if they happened to be driving a car. It's crazy that so many people still use this poison.

Kenneth Taylor
Kenneth Taylor

Its funny to hear my white friends say he must be on crack..."no my friend the choice of drug for white folks is C-METH... how do you get high and angry?! WTF?!"

timdlittle
timdlittle

What's even worse. Our State and Local law enforcement leaders would sooner spend money on busting people exchanging legally under state law, MMJ. Instead of working on this crap. Yes, the low hanging fruit makes for easy numbers. Yet, this stuff goes on. Good work.

Nika Khwikball
Nika Khwikball

Phoenix Times will you promote a little opposite all this please!!! www.khwikball.com we'll do the rest!!!

nmbrwuncrush2000
nmbrwuncrush2000

WOW the bottom-of-the-barrel from a bottom-of-the-barrel state!   These creatures aren't even human.  Disgusting, each last wasted breath they take.

Kaydee Turner
Kaydee Turner

WOW you just got to love the Arizona meth-heads... NOOOOOOTTTTT

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