Joe Arpaio's Gross Arm Sling for Sale on eBay

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Some disgusting human beings are bidding on a piece of used medical equipment that's covered in elderly Sheriff Joe Arpaio's dead skin cells.

The eBay ad, which doesn't include Arpaio's jock strap as a free bonus, alleges that the money is going toward MCSO's MASH unit for abused animals.

See also:
Joe Arpaio, 80-Year-Old Sheriff, Broke His Arm After Tripping and Falling

Since Arpaio's office "misspent" a few bucks short of $100 million over eight years, we're sure this money's going straight to the poor animals.

Just reflect on the shortcomings of mankind while you realize that people are willing to give money to Sheriff Joe Arpaio, and they're willing to give him money for a medical device that has been rubbing off the dead skin and soaking up the juices that have dripped from this guy's armpits and the under-areas of his man-boobs -- the thought alone should leave you gagging.

Not only are people apparently offering authentic U.S. currency for this thing, they're actually offering thousands of dollars for it.

On top of that, he was only in the sling because he tripped over himself on his way to lunch and broke his arm.

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Yikes.

The auction ends tonight, and you can see how much the bidding's up to by clicking here.

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Cozz
Cozz

Next Bozo Joe Arpaio will be putting is Ass Sling on E-Bay the Federal Courts put it in for racial profiling.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

This RACIST POS has no shame, seems that He is not satisfied with all the money that misteriously has been misspent-which could've ended in his pockets..who knows-, and now He want to make a profit out of that ass smelling piece of garbish. Only someone as RACIST AND CORRUPT as this DRAMA QUEEN could buy something like that. Well, there are the likes of HILLFOLKREDNECK, who happily might sell his goats and cows in order to get his gnarly hands on it...or Jaffy who I heard is been shinning tiolets extra time, at the same time offering changes of diapers and slurping on meat shafts, with the hope to raise enough money to try to get that posibly illnesses riddled strap, only taking a break to post his bullshit. The only good use that I can think of for that thing, is for a veterinerian to use it in case that a donkey (or any four legged animal) falls on a sidewalk and breaks a leg. LMFAO.

Carlos Andrés
Carlos Andrés

How do we really know that the money is going to help animals?? I hope who ever buys it burns it...Who would want that stinky ass thing? besides a sheriff Jackass booty smoocher...I'd bet the top bidder isn't even from Arizona..

David Corpus
David Corpus

Companies who pay too much for items which have been exploited by the media. GoldenPalace.com is a prime example.

Bryan Buell
Bryan Buell

dna extraction to check if joe has any messycan in him rotflmfao

Spencer Alec
Spencer Alec

Old women who swing and have a thing for men with power? =P

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

The old Bastard should have to use the proceeds to appeal Judge Snow's decision.

Eleanor_Holguin
Eleanor_Holguin

All of us readers know who wants this so bad they would sell their Mother. Enough said.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@Eleanor_Holguin  right now he's probably doing the little kid pee-pee dance while hoping his bid is accepted

deniseaz2003
deniseaz2003

@danzigsdaddy @Eleanor_Holguin Danzi , better hurry ,,, 27 bids , and an about 1 1/2 hrs to go ,,, current is at 2,600 and heckers no , i do not want the darn thing ,,can smell him from here as it is .


danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@deniseaz2003 I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE REFERRING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOME FUR GOOD!!!!!!!!!! i have a new heart felt respect for you .this is dead serious, if they prove Joe is doing this and the money goes to the animals.......I will put the most heart felt letter of praise up here for Joe (even though i hate him) that even JAFfy will feel is a damn fine letter

deniseaz2003
deniseaz2003

@danzigsdaddy @deniseaz2003 i too have to agree ,, if it goes all for the fur kids , i too will take back  my comments ,, if not , my comments stand ,,, but if it all goes to the animals,  and Joe shows the entire county of such , i shall apologize.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@deniseaz2003 i wont slam on Joe on this one. if he is being honest (big IF), the money goes to the animals. my kids have passed on. all i have left to care for is my dog. she is my little baby, but i care for her like she was one of my children  if Joe is on the up and up about this............i will personally post or send him a thank you. I hate the guy, but if he is really putting the proceeds to animals, i cant bash him for cashing in on his injury if the proceeds go to the animals. (JAFfy, if you are reading this....if the money goes to the animals i will write a glowing letter of thanks to Joe. if not.......i will write and post damnation to him till the end of time)

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