Joe Arpaio's Disgusting Arm Sling Actually Purchased by Human Being

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio, appearing at least 90 percent dead in this photo with wife Ava.
An actual person has agreed to pay thousands of real, American dollars for Sheriff Joe Arpaio's (likely) smelly and dead-skin-encrusted arm sling.

The buyer, retired California cop Buck Dikes, won the eBay auction with a $2,600 bid.

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Joe Arpaio's Gross Arm Sling for Sale on eBay

This is one of those reminders that evolution isn't the fastest process out there in nature, as we can think of millions of better things to give thousands of dollars to a guy whose office "misspent" $100 million over eight years. In return, you get a medical device that's been rubbing off the dead skin and soaking up the juices that have dripped from Arpaio's armpits and the under-areas of his man-boobs.

According to MCSO, Dikes "has indicated that he would like to accept an invitation to visit Arizona and receive the autographed sling and photos from Sheriff Arpaio in person."

The Sheriff's Office says the cash will be spent on a "doggie treadmill," horse harnesses, and other supplies for Arpaio's animal shelter.

Arpaio also says the President of the United States is from Kenya, so believe what you wish.

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ObamaNazi
ObamaNazi

Barry 'Barak' hussein Obama is a smelly turd that some Mexican dumped at a gay cruising spot in Chicago. foodstamp Jesus 'Barry Obama' is a true Douche bag.

bob_lablaw96
bob_lablaw96

So, they have other medical devices that's been rubbing off the dead skin and soaking up the juices that have dripped from Arpaio.  It appears that Jaffy is now considered a medical device.  A step up for him, but we now know what his job is.

I wish Joe would auction off his job.  He isn't using it anyway

Jukes
Jukes

He's a public servant.  The taxpayers paid for that sling and any money he gets for selling it should be used for a purpose benefiting THE PUBLIC.  Even if the money goes to a worthy cause, the "charity" mentioned is a private enterprise.  Not appropriate.  

dread96821
dread96821

Joe getting a kiss from the wife... I think I'm going to Barf!!! You'll excuse me please...

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

OMG I feel sorry for the $2600.

Why anyone would want the hateful old man's disgusting arm sling reminds me of people like Jeffrey Dahmer and Gary Ridgeway.

*shudders*

feelwithme
feelwithme

wow is this a real newspaper?  holy sh!t!  goodbye standards of journalism!

car_del99
car_del99

Jaffy is waiting for an auction on the joker;s jock strap...

Cozz
Cozz

Can't imagine who the weird idiot is that bought that.

Although it was for a good cause if the money actually gets used for what it was intended for.

Unfortunately, Bozo Joe has a bad track record for using money for it's intended purpose.

Rod Williams
Rod Williams

What exactly is a 'real American dollar'? They no longer exist, the people are controlled with numbers and remember this, the more numbers that you earn, the more you owe.

Sandy Yost
Sandy Yost

there is no accounting for some people's preferences.

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

It's so hard to understand how somebody would pay any money for such piece of garbage, just imaginning the smell of that shit makes me want to puke. $2,600.00 4 his animals? yeah right!. probably that money went directly to his pocket and a tip 4 his animals (minions).

How can that  woman live with that fucking TYRANT. Seems to me that she might be aiding and abetting a RACIST.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

Is Buck Dikes also know for starting fires with money and paying hookers to laugh at him?  It wouldn't surprise me!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

Buck Dikes??? why do i have a feeling he is going to hang it on his trophy wall right between the banjo and tree they bent Ned Beaty over in from "Deliverance"

Lone_Wolf
Lone_Wolf

That's some truly sick shit them pathetic arpaio supporters will do. It doesn't hurt to call them the retrograded species of humanity too.  

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit

I wonder if the killer sidewalk will come out again with the new owner of the sling..................  DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!

ObamaNazi
ObamaNazi

@feelwithme /blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com is what a 35 year old kid living in his moms basement does on the weekend.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Cozz, it was a retired California police officer who bought it...

Apparently he's not familiar with the Flaccid Failure and his Nazi tactics....

robert_graham
robert_graham topcommenter

@IdontRecall They could care less about the sling, they simply donated money to a good cause. Too bad you see it differently.

bob_lablaw96
bob_lablaw96

@danzigsdaddy Buck Dikes may be Jaffy's real name.  Steven Seagull could play him in the movie "Die Wishing I were Hard"

bob_lablaw96
bob_lablaw96

@MaskedMagician1967 There are a lot of flaccid failures in the top ranks in CA, too.  Maybe the guy is going to give it as a gift to one of them. 

Perhaps Mayor Villagarosa could use it to help heal that arm he is always using to pat himself on the back for crap that he had no hand in implementing.

Or, Randy Adams could use it when his arm grows tired from counting all of the money he stole from the City of Bell.

Mayor Moonbeam could use it to jack off with, as his Buddhist training forbids him touching his own vagina.

A myriad of uses for that cast and sling.

ravenpi
ravenpi

@JoeArpaioFan @IdontRecall 

They *couldn't* care less about the sling -- or, at least, that's what I assume you mean.  It's a shame you can't actually speak English properly -- either English isn't your first language, or you're stupid.  I'm know which one I'm putting my money on.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Matt, did you get my note about the Flaccid Failure during the Maricopa County War?

It's got some good stuff in it...

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@matt.hendley @JustSayin lol he probably had plans for some new stains on it, though he could look at this in a positive manner..he wont have to worry about being chaffed after rubbing himself with it over and over. 

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