Border Agents Find a Pound of Meth in Woman's Vagina

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U.S. Customs and Border Protection
One pound of meth, found in a woman's vagina.
Today in Found at the Border: A woman was caught trying to smuggle a pound of meth into the United States by hiding the stash in her vagina, according to authorities.

A federal complaint says agents noticed part of a broken condom hanging out of 31-year-old Claudia Ibarra's pants as they patted her down at the port of entry in San Luis on Tuesday.

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Ibarra, a U.S. citizen, was chosen for a pat-down because a Customs and Border Protection officer noticed she was acting very nervous.

Once officers found the broken condom during a pat-down in a secured room, officers asked Ibarra to remove her pants and underpants.

Ibarra complied, and one officer "was able to see a piece of plastic protruding from her groin area," according to the federal complaint.

"At that time, Ibarra admitted to having a package of methamphetamine concealed inside of her body," the complaint states.

Ibarra had to be taken to a hospital in Yuma because the package "could not be removed from her body," and the package of meth, weighing exactly one pound, was successfully removed.

Ibarra faces two federal drug charges.

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Francisco Cortez
Francisco Cortez

Did the K9 sniff this one out? Poor pooch! he probably has blisters on his nose now.

Chris Lesser
Chris Lesser

holy crap....thats one HUGE vajayjay....

Martin Bakal
Martin Bakal

Hate to be the dog that sniffed that one out. :-p

Sindi Stack
Sindi Stack

I heard it was in her "pelvis". That is what was on the news broadcast Sat night.

Ana Gomez
Ana Gomez

Hahaha it was even ribbed...for her pleasure!

Candice Hudson
Candice Hudson

Wow I could not fit a pound of anything in mine...

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

"Forget your keys.  Help me find my car and we can drive out of here!"

Boogie
Boogie

Last year, I returned from vacation from a marijuana tolerant country and had some good weed left that I bought much cheaper than at home and I wasn't going to discard it, so it went up my anal cavity. Maybe 3 grams worth. Put in plastic wrap, oiled the wrapper and in it went. Sort of a pain in the behind (literally) pulling it out after passing customs, but no  biggie.

I know a woman (I was told) brought back some dope from Goa India in her vagina. Again, she wasn't caught, but she wasn't going to leave some wonderful hashish behind. How much can the female vagina carry? I guess if it can push a 4-10 plus pound baby out, probably a lot. If I were her, I would'nt consent to a search. I would just turn the other way and head back to Mexico. Got cause? Am I under arrest? No, then fuck you cop.

Because of the fascist drug laws, one needs to do what they need to do.

Benjamin Meyer
Benjamin Meyer

This can be eradicated? I think de-criminalization gives the best chance for treatment and in a war of attrition, both sides lose. Especially with unrealistic expectations like with the right mindset, drug use can be left alone. Drugs define who we are, whether it's the designer coffee you buy in the morning, or the beer you buy at the gas station, or the bottle you get at the club..The drive to alter one's consciousness is as old as time itself. The better treatment is one that is less idealistic and more realistic. I liken the grasping onto of idealistic viewpoints as they relate to the issue here to the drug fiend himself, fully fervent, clutching his manna, having fully substituting the ardency of his dilemma for a repeating of his crux.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

No wonder that stuff smells like fish ...

Nell Moskus
Nell Moskus

Hmmm I was going to ask before I read it HOW did they know...but still wasn't sure after I read it. Must have been a 'close

sonontherun
sonontherun

I would like to hear her side of the story... many drug mules are victims of human-trafficking

akikofujishima
akikofujishima

Seriously?  The photo makes it look huge, but that package is about 2.5 inches in circumference, which is about the same circumference as a slightly above average penis.  Photos can be deceiving and that one certainly is.  :)

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@Boogie   seriously???   bud, spend the extra money here instead of having to regail your airport security story while using a hemaroid pillow. besides, afterwards you weed wont taste like shit. just a suggestion (also, gettting caught with it at the airport is going to cost you more than what you saved buying it there) and lastly, you should support your local economy

JohnQ.Public
JohnQ.Public

@Boogie You may have an addiction problem if you need 3 grams of MJ so badly that you're willing to stick it up your ass in order to sneak it into the country.

CBrown
CBrown

@Boogie It's awesome that you take stuff up the ass.  You'll be good and ready for prison life when you get caught.  So, fuck you Boogie.

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