Top Eight Reasons Why Nobody Should Vote for Andrew Thomas for Governor in 2014

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Andrew Thomas is running for governor. Here are our eight top reasons why he shouldn't get a single vote.
Andrew Thomas followed up on last year's rumor that he might run for governor with an official announcement today.

Knowing that anything's possible in Arizona, the so-called meth lab of democracy, we thought we'd put out this helpful voting guide.

So, without further ado, we offer you our best eight reasons why you'd have to be nuts to vote for Thomas:

See also: Andrew Thomas, Disbarred and Disgraced Ex-Prosecutor, Is Actually Running for Governor

8. Two words: Cuckoo, cuckoo. When we heard he'd announced, we grew more worried than ever for his mental health. Powerful evidence he's lost it: Thomas said he believes a survey would show he's the most popular candidate among voters for the 2014 election. Since his disbarment, Thomas has been known to bring a piece of lumber to interviews like he thinks he's Buford Pusser.

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7. He's a loser. Sure, Thomas won two elections to become county attorney, in 2004 and 2008. But his political career is better defined by his losses. Thomas blew a bid for Arizona attorney general in 2002, failing to win against Democrat Terry Goddard. Seeing that his political career was on shaky ground following his legal abuses from 2008-2010, Thomas resigned from his office in April of 2010 and launched another campaign for state attorney general. It was close, but he lost to Tom Horne. A couple of years later, Thomas lost the biggest the fight of his life -- for his law license. Thomas didn't even bother to appeal the state's decision to disbar him.

6. Thomas is a Harvard-educated moron. You know what we mean -- he's book-smart and very well-educated, but without a lick of common sense. Why did he think launching a dirty attack on a newspaper that criticized him (this one) would be a good idea? Of course he ended up making a public apology for that one. Stoo-pid!

5. Thomas has displayed a severe lack of judgment in picking his allies. He put a great deal of his trust in Dave Hendershott, Sheriff Arpaio's ultra-shady former chief deputy, who told others that Thomas was an "idiot."

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4. Maricopa County voters have long though of themselves as "tough on crime." Thomas, an ideologue who once wrote a book on crime that suggested a return to public stockades, took the concept to abusive ends. He failed to make plea deals when appropriate, threw the book at nearly everyone and brought criminal charges when none were warranted. "He horrendously overcharged cases," says Valley lawyer Marc Victor. Back in 2007, Victor represented a woman who's brother loaded a gun without the woman's knowledge, leading to an accident in which the woman grazed her daughter with a bullet. Thomas' office wanted the woman convicted for a designated "dangerous" offense that would have given her mandatory prison time, even though the daughter hadn't wanted to press charges.


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jlmealer
jlmealer

Keep in mind, there are people in the race who are not career politicians and who owe the party-line nothing. At least one of us who refuses to play politics and albeit has skeletons in the closet (you'd need to read the free download of Mealer Initiative 2014 from http://jlmealer.com to learn about them), is running for the sole purpose of saving Arizona's economy and reviving our "career" force (workforce). Everything is clearly spelled out in the booklet.

Anyhow, I hope this offers a ray of hope that Arizona does have a legit choice come November 2014... John L Mealer.

Jill Leatherman
Jill Leatherman

Now that is an example of the colossal ego and Danny Virgil I am a 69 year old gray hair and no amount of torture could get me to vote for him.

robert_graham
robert_graham

TRUTH IS ALL YOU BASH HIM BUT THE ONLY REASON YOU DO IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT HE STANDS FOR. TOO BAD!

Danny Virgil
Danny Virgil

the gray hairs will vote for him, he's Joe's buddy. not sure who in their right mind would vote for a disbarred attorney, though.

marcy
marcy

Time for Andy to get some treatment for his mental health issues.  

David James
David James

It should be possible to cast a "Non Vote" for someone. Lawdy.

Walt Creed
Walt Creed

I've got one more reason...he's Andrew Thomas.

Jerry Cardenas
Jerry Cardenas

I am totally in shock that you would put his ugly mugg on my good buddy Homer Simpsons face! I love Homer hes a righteous dude.

Zachary Ankeny
Zachary Ankeny

He stayed out of the limelight for a few years for a reason, his track record sucks.

NinjaCatCR
NinjaCatCR

Andrew's wooden friend, 'Plank', has a best chance of being elected Governor than this disgraced clown attorney.

pansies1136
pansies1136

Joe Arpaio Fan  -   Ok I concede he will get 1 vote, yours, and Bush graduated also, and look what he accomplished - OMG what a legacy he has left, and by the way our President   graduated from Columbia University in '83 with a political science degree. In '91 he graduated from Harvard Law school. OH and yes he is an American citizen too, just in case you missed the memo

pansies1136
pansies1136

Pick one of eight -  they are all legitimate reasons not to support or vote for Andrew Thomas, and do not forget Bennett - he lost his credibility by running with the tea party nuts, supporting the birther theory, and several other things -- these people are out there folks, it is up to us all to ferret them out and not be swayed by the inevitable flip flop and promises of campaign season --  time to DeKook Arizona from Congress through the State Legislators, Governors office, and City and County offices too  VOTE 2014 & 2016

 

Cozz
Cozz

Anyone that votes for this corrupt fool may as well put a sign on their forehead that reads "I'm an Idiot and vote in Arizona"

salmo60
salmo60

A common political equation; a candidate needs money to run for office and the money people or political parties usually back candidates that have a potential to win. Where does Andy Thomas think he is going to get campaign money? From Arpaio, Hendershott, Lisa Aubochon, Rachael Alexander, Dennis Wilenchik?

Thomas can bemoan that the "forces of evil" caused him to be disbarred but the facts are that he choose the wrong battles with innocent people and lost. Even other County Attorney's told Thomas that his cases no legal merit to them ( the cases) and he should drop them.

Tom Horne, Ken Bennett and perhaps John Huppenthal are positioning themselves for a run at Governor. Thomas is at best a "D" list candidate in this group. Even Joe Arpaio, Thomas' former BFF, ran away from Thomas after he was disbarred. Can you say, Andy Thomas the public pariah

Reggievv
Reggievv

Sounds like Andy was a veteran of Duke Tully's squadron.

Reggievv
Reggievv

The problem in Arizona is the default aura is insanity.  Andrew (I hear voices) Thomas, Trent Franks, Judy Burgess, Sylvia Allen, Joe Arpaio, Steve Smith, Baboon, Al (Delusion) Melvin, Candy Andy Lite,  the Ninth Floor Occupant, (scary day when she makes sense).  And in all this insanity anything could happen, just ask Governor Burton Barr.

LD25
LD25

Well you can't spell hate without AT

robert_graham
robert_graham

These 8 reasons are reasons why he should be elected. 

8)  CUCKOO, HARDLY!  You say he is cuckoo because you don't like what he stands for.  Some would say that the candidates you choose however are the cuckoo ones.

7)  NOT A LOSER.  He's a loser in your eyes because you don't like him so it's to be expected that you would call him that.  The real truth however is that your candidates are the losers because they obviously pander to illegal aliens.

6) HE'S WELL EDUCATED!  Being a graduate from Harvard is hardly a reason to criticize. I wonder what college or university Obama graduated from, if at all. 

5) THOMAS HAS A GOOD SENSE OF JUDGEMENT and he picked his allies well. You just say otherwise because you don't like him.  But on a different note, look at all the idiot allies Obama appointed - real losers!

4) THOMAS FAILED TO MAKE PLEA DEALS because those plea deals were inappropriate.  Yes, Maricopa County voters are and should be tough on crime.

3) POLICIES AGAINST ILLEGAL ALIENS IS NOT BIGOTRY.  It's called enforcing the law!  What part about the word ILLEGAL don't you understand?  You call him a bigot because you want somebody that will turn a blind-eye on illegal immigration.

2) THOMAS IS FAR FROM DISHONEST. It is a lie to say otherwise.  Again, you have blasted him because you don't like what he stands for.

1) THOMAS HAS A GOOD SENSE OF JUSTICE.  It is the frivolous lawsuits that have cost the county money, not him.  One good example of a frivolous lawsuit was the Marty Atencio case. 

So, as you can see there's every reason to vote for Thomas. Either Thomas will be voted in or Jan will win another term.


MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

If you really think about it, virtually every office holder in Arizona is corrupt in one way or another. Sad that voters in Arizona put party over quality.

marcy
marcy

@salmo60 He has to raise a pretty small number of small dollar donations and he'll qualify for a ton of Clean Elections money.  It beats working, he can pay friends and family to help with his campaign from that pot of money, free meals, free transportation, etc.


Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan  

Hey Robert, just looked at your petition to the media on change.org

WOW!!! Lots of signatures on that, a whole 4 signers!!!

Have you verified all of them? I bet all of them come back to your alias addresses...

ROFLMFAO!!!! 

MandyMountain
MandyMountain

@JoeArpaioFan Now we learn your given name: Andy Thomas! Either that or you're his gay lover. That's some serious sucking up.

Cozz
Cozz

@JoeArpaioFan  

I see we have the first one to wear the sign that says I'm an Idiot and will Vote for Thomas.

Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell us some more funnies Mr Court Jester!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan   8 reasons why jaf is the village idiot.

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan   8 reason why jaf is the village idiot.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

@JoeArpaioFan 

LMAO Jaffy he's a loser.

Thrice-disgraced, corrupt, narcissistic and mentally sick Thomas has a nice ring to it.

8) Thomas is a delusional POS.

7) THREE-TIME LOSER

6) Being well-educated doesn't mean squat when he wipes his ass with the Constitution.

5) Thomas' sense of judgment was based on disgraced former MCSO chief deputy Dave Henderbulk. Who correctly noted that Thomas is an idiot.

4) Thomas, as the CA, has enormous discretion when offering plea deals. He should know when to cut his losses.

3) Enforcing laws designed solely to intimdate and humiliate someone because of race means Thomas wipes his ass with the Bill of Rights and the Constitution.

2) Thomas' own actions have proven to be dishonest. That's why he lost his law license for 5 years.

1) Thomas' sense of justice is as warped as your pea-sized brain.

BTW, didn't you say MontyPug would be the next governor?

GED Jan can't run again (thank God)

robert_graham
robert_graham

@truthseekeraz No he does not belong in prison, Eric Holder belongs in prison. Can you believe that Holder recently said that being an illegal alien should be a civil right?  What kind of shit is that???  Lock him up for treason.

Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

@truthseekeraz 

Time for Term Limits on ALL our elected officials/politicians, state and federal.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Truth, I've been issuing the same proposal. We need to set higher standards for our elected officials.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

What is little Robert attempting to petition and can you please provide a link?

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Ain't that the truth. And JAF supports the Old Fool.

66rock
66rock topcommenter

8 reasons why jaf is the village idiot.

 I could post this a total of 8 times but he still wouldn't get why he is the village idiot, so I'll stop with it now.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@MaskedMagician1967 @JoeArpaioFan Look at my comment on that article.  That is simply propaganda.  By the way, what victims are you talking about?  Oh you must mean illegal aliens are victims? Actually that's not true and it's like saying that it should be against the law to arrest drug dealers and bank robbers. How about calling rapists who are arrested victims too?  You see, those who break the law cannot claim their arrest and prosecution makes them a victim.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@MaskedMagician1967 @JoeArpaioFan There is nothing in the Constitution that gives illegal aliens rights.  But yes, Jan can run again and she will.  If she couldn't run by law she wouldn't have announced her intention to run.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@truthseekeraz Anybody with a "D" in front of their name should be disbarred. Whenever you talk about others you are actually talking about the liberals.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Rachel got in over her head by being a good Nazi and following orders from Candy Andy.

Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967 

Robert has a wacky little web site, playing on the respect arizona group. His is respectarizona.info.

It's a laugh riot, since it started out as a web page with info only (granted BS info), then went through several versions as a blog/forum site. 

But Robert could not handle it that the only people visiting were people ragging on him and his comments, so he took down the blog/forum software and now it's just some very poorly put together web pages (a 2yr old can do better) with Roberts rantings and links. 

On the bottom of the 2nd page he has a petition linked, the petition is demanding the media call illegals "illegal aliens' instead of 'undocumented immigrants' - he has a grand total of 5 signatures, including himself - although I would bet the other 4 are him as well.

Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan

"There is nothing in the Constitution that gives illegal aliens rights"

Actually there is, since they are HUMAN and there are several places in the constitution that speak about HUMAN rights. 

Go back and read it again Robert, this time read the real one, not the version you made up and scrawled on the bathroom wall at BK. 

As too Jan - if she couldn't she wouldn't have announced- announcements are not bound by law, she can announce anything she wants, just like you announce things that are known to not be true - hell your website is a collection of fake announcements.

She cannot run and the courts will tell her that shortly when she actually makes her announcement official with the registrar and then get's sued by the people who are just waiting for her to attempt to re-write the Arizona Constitution.

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