Joe Arpaio Featured in Videos From Hospital Bed, Does Himself No Favors

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The self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in America
We're not doctors. That said, it appears like "step two" in the treatment for Sheriff Joe Arpaio's condition may involve embalming fluid.

We say this because Arpaio's press squad uploaded yesterday a pair of videos of the sheriff in his hospital bed, and we're really struggling to find a reason why.

See also:
-Joe Arpaio, 80-Year-Old Sheriff, Broke His Arm After Tripping and Falling

Sure, a couple of painkillers might explain away what's going on in these videos, but watching Arpaio talk brought a few Hollywood classics to mind, like Ray Liotta's character at dinner in Hannibal or Jigsaw on his deathbed in Saw III.

Find the videos of Arpaio, and an extra Life Alert commercial, below:






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Emileo Ybarra
Emileo Ybarra

GET WELL SOON SIR

US_War_Veteran
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Who's picture did you steal?  we know it's not yours, and neither is that ficticious Hispanic name you used, hell you can't even spell it right. Tell me, when you are munching on arPayaso's flaccid little pecker waiting for a few drops of baby batter, do play with his saggy balls too?

IdontRecall
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Emileo Ybarra, It'll sound better: "GET WELL UNDER 6 FEET SOON POS". BTW, learn how to spell hispanic names before showing how illiterate You are. Say hello to Jaffy for me. ASS KISSER.

ReggieVV
ReggieVV

As we say in the Philippines, bad grass don't die. Hell of a price to pay for Tom Agnos's botched temple massacre case. Tom Agnos and us deserved better than these nightmare years.

Flyer9753
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What happened? Did his depends fall down and trip him up? 

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving individual

Phillip Robertson
Phillip Robertson like.author.displayName 1 Like

Wait, I thought you delegate all your work, according to court testimony given by yourself you can phone it in so why worry? Oh, it might be the lack of travel to cash in that would be affected, I see now.

Ruben DeClay
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The good die young, and the evil live forever

Dennis Russell
Dennis Russell like.author.displayName 1 Like

God's way of forcing retirement. One can only hope.

Michelle Flowers
Michelle Flowers like.author.displayName 1 Like

haha love that you added the life alert commercial!

nycnyhc
nycnyhc like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

My only wish is that he gets a HUGE infection that goes directly to his heart, oh wait.... He doesn't have one to infect...

nycnyhc
nycnyhc like.author.displayName 1 Like

My only wish is he gets an infection that leads straight to his heart... Oh wait, he doesn't have one !

Juan Bustamante
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But fist a big black enema for this racist pig

Nick Atkins
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To the people wishing him well, please consider the horrible things he has done in office. I have only been a AZ for a year and a half and it's more than noticeable that his wrongs are much more prevalent than this rights. Sex cases botched (100's), tax money spent on absolutely nothing, and now we are the laughing stock of the country due to this man's unintelligent racist agenda. So I am all for putting him on bed rest and hiring a new sheriff. If you get a chance please sign the petition to recall his position. This man is an absolute waste of space, our money, and a insubordination to the human population.

Cyndie Stout
Cyndie Stout

Get better soon!!!

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

Cyndie Stout.  Get better the fuck out soon!!! Hope He dies a painful death.

Susie Smith Dwyer
Susie Smith Dwyer

He is really a trooper.. He is 80!

IdontRecall
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Susie Smith Dwyer,  "He is really the limpiest trooper".... He is 80 and good to go!!.

Arizona Highrise
Arizona Highrise

Talked to a recall youngster at the light rail station last night. Turns out he is clueless in discerning value of the sheriff. He does not realize the magnitude of the gum' mit's attitude against firearms in the hands of citizens.

RobAZ
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If this is what the outcome of a broken arm is imagine if something actually SERIOUS happened to the old man.  Of course, as is everything with Joe, it's milk the media and soak the taxpayers for every bit he can as we know his medical insurance is on our dime.

Just stick him in a nursing home with all the other geriatrics who need oxygen and 24/7 care when they have a little boo boo and get it over with.

DNichols
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If some one falls in one of Arpaio's Gulag's they are usually Tased to Death by Arpaio's specially Trained  "Goon Squads".

Its easier than Medical Treatment.

At least Arpaio gladly gives himself the Medical Treatment that he routinely denies to those in his custody.

Get well soon Joe, you have plenty of Hispanic Mothers to rip from their Babies.

Mikey1969
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So much for "America's Toughest Sheriff", I guess... One little boo-boo, and he's in the hospital, high as a kite.

WhoKnows
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Jaffy, was the Joker's arm around you when he fell, or were you covering his ass at the time?

riosalado
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Worldwide Release              March 1, 2013

These are opinions based on known facts.

Racist, Nazi-connected hatemonger - ARIZONA SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO - appears neardeath in these photos from www.PhoenixNewTimes.com at 
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2013/03/heres_a_photo_of_joe_arpaio_se.php


We thank our ASU research consultant and doctoral candidate "Vincent"for the latest updates on SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO, who recently receiveda ONE BILLION DOLLAR DEMAND LETTER (see below)for gross negligence, breach offiduciary duty, and Title 42 Deprivation of Equal Protection claims

ARPAIO appears to be NEAR DEATH NOW, as he recovers from analleged BROKEN BONE suffered during an alleged "fall."

Please see http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2013/03/heres_a_photo_of_joe_arpaio_se.php

JOE fears death and judgment, because he has NEVER REPENTED for his heinous crimes committed against "We The People" of ARIZONA, his TREASON against the United States, and his crimes against humanity.

We will pray for JOE's salvation, but he must pay for his crimes and torts.

May God have mercy on SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO, because MAN WILL NOT.

Joe Sansone, and colleagues, for CT Global

Demand letter recently served on JOE ARPAIO and his lawyer TIM CASEY:


Mr. Timothy Casey, Esquire

Sheriff JOE ARPAIO

Maricopa County Sheriff's Office

Phoenix, AZ 85002


February 22, 2013,   8:30 am Arizona Time

PRELIMINARY DEMAND 

Dear Mr. Casey and Sheriff Joe Arpaio:

We regret that you never tried to peaceably negotiate these grave matters.  Due to yourunwillingness to peaceably settle, we now present the following DEMAND prior tolitigation on the listed causes of action.

We hereby demand ONE BILLION DOLLARS ($1,000,000,000.00) as a just and equitable settlementfor SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO, the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, and their agents and associates' tortious liability in the following claims:

GROSS NEGLIGENCE

SHERIFF ARPAIO, et. al. have failed to effectively enforce existing criminal nuisance abatement statutes as a viable means of reducing crime in and about his appointed jursidiction.  Rather, SHERIFF ARPAIO, et. al. have engaged in self-serving and self-aggrandizing political agendas specifically designed to attract attention and get votes.
In addition, SHERIFF ARPAIO, et. al. have failed to effectively address the immigration enforcement issues in a humane, reasonable, and just manner.


On the contrary, SHERIFF ARPAIO, et. al. have pursued racially-motivated, bigoted, and hateful agendas against low-level immigrants, in staged immigration raids designed to attract attention and get votes.

SHERIFF ARPAIO, et. al. have a DUTY to effectively enforce the law, they have egregiously breached their duties, and are the direct and proximate cause of our damages and injuries.  

For the reasons stated above and for other valid reasons, SHERIFF ARPAIO, et. al. have been and are GROSSLY NEGLIGENT and TORTIOUSLY LIABLE to the lawful residents of Maricopa County, Arizona, and the State of Arizona.

BREACH of FIDUCIARY DUTY

For the reasons stated above, SHERIFF ARPAIO, et. al. have BREACHED THEIR FIDUCIARY DUTIES owed to the lawful residents of Maricopa County, Arizona, and The State of Arizona, who have been egregiously and irreparably damaged by Sheriff Arpaio, et. al.'s tortious acts and omissions, which are the direct and proximate cause of those damages.

TITLE 42 - Deprivation of Equal Protection 
For the reasons stated above, Sheriff Arpaio, et. al. have deprived the the lawful residents of Maricopa County, Arizona, and the State of Arizona oftheir Constitutional right to equal protection of the law.

We will allow you FOUR WEEKS from the date/time of your receipt of this DEMAND, to negotiate a settlement of these claims, prior to filing and serving the formal SUMMONS and COMPLAINT on these claims.

Respectfully,






The lawful affected residents of Maricopa County and The State of Arizona,
by (Withheld for online releases) ______________________________ _________________________, et. al.
Address/phone:
(Withheld for online releases)



PosersSuck
PosersSuck

@riosalado -So people are actually supposed to take this seriously? Why only 1 Billion? Why not 100 Trillion? Is this another one of Parraz’s clown stunts, was there a live chicken attached to the letter? Want rid of Arpaio? Here is how it will happen.

(1) He will retire on his own free will.(2) He will be forced out of office for health reasons. (3) The Dems will one day pull their head from their ass and nominate a QUALIFIED candidate with a clean background and a personality. Empty talking suits who try and coast in on the tired old “Anybody but Arpaio” vote will continue to have their ass handed to them!

gerry_c
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I thought he would likely fall when he started using that new Ball Sack Lotion that Babeu recommended.  It gives you a Ben-Gay type of feeling and you want to walk bow-legged for a while.  Babeu should have told him that old people have trouble walking for a few hours after application. 

Lone_Wolf
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Seems to me, that the Flaccid Failure's oughta start wearing that "LIFE CALL" on him. Whenever he's off to work in the 19th floor of the Wells Fargo Bank. Otherwise, his 2nd [down]fall might not be a great comeback. 


That would mean, he and his ghastly racist hordes don't have to worry about another recall.

PosersSuck
PosersSuck

@Lone_Wolf  Recall? Did someone mention a recall?? LOL!!...I'm in the wrong business, I need to start selling plots of land in Downtown New York City.

TaxpayingVoter
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@Lone_Wolf Isn't he surrounded by armed guards because people post mean stuff about him on the internet and it scares him?

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

In this article it says "...or Jigsaw on his deathbed in Saw III."  What is that supposed to mean? It implies the writer wants to see harm come to Arpaio.

matt.hendley
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@JoeArpaioFan Dude, you must be seriously confused about the plot of Saw III. It's not exactly Inception.

danzigsdaddy
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@matt.hendley maybe if you made a tele-tubbies reference he would have understood it

US_War_Veteran
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Too bad the flaccid failure and wannabe Sheriff Joke arPayaso didn't break his fucking neck instead, the world would be a better place without that fucking cancer polluding our planet with his hate and his feces.

shawn.lewis
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It means that Joe Arpaio is essentially the same persona as Jigsaw: a cold blooded murderer who thinks he's justified.

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

@shawn.lewis Aaah poor baby. You don't think that any person who shoots at police should have the favor returned with bullets flying from the same police officers they are shooting at?  That's cold blooded murder?

shawn.lewis
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I mean thing like when Arpaio refused to give insulin to a diabetic woman & she died in his custody.

shawn.lewis
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Things like refusing insulin to a diabetic woman....something that both Jigsaw & Arpaio would do....

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

And by reading this article it brings to my mind the movie Death Wish because that's apparently what the writer of this article has.  The media whore Hendley is not immune from prosecution.

david_saint01
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@JoeArpaioFan i guess you arent aware of that little thing called the First Amendment! Check it out sometime...ps thanks for proving my point about joe and his minions acting like fascist though

danzigsdaddy
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@JoeArpaioFan Robert, are you implying violence?

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

@danzigsdaddy@JoeArpaioFanNo more than what the writer of this article implies by this article.  What does Hendley mean when he said "or Jigsaw on his deathbed in Saw III."????????????????????????

david_saint01
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@JoeArpaioFan @danzigsdaddy lol do i really need to post the various threats that you posted to people here? (yes, i saved them..bet you thought i was kidding when i told you i would report them to a friend)

danzigsdaddy
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@JoeArpaioFan  unless you can see into the future, you are telling people of an injury that you could have no way of knowing will occur, and that would imply you are thinking of it happening and how it will happen, that would suggest you are planning it. and that is a threat

danzigsdaddy
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@JoeArpaioFan he means a guy whacked out on painkillers and rambling you dumbass

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