Bathroom Birther John Kavanagh Delays His Toilet-Police Bill

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Shitter Sergeant John Kavanagh's toilet police badge.
Republican Representative John Kavanagh delayed a hearing on his proposal on his "bathroom birther" proposal, which would criminalize the use of a public restroom if the sex on someone's birth certificate doesn't match the sign on the door.

It just so happened that as Kavanagh tried to sneak this one in using a "strike everything" amendment, and as people noticed that the bill purposely targets the transgender community, that Kavanagh said the hearing would have to be delayed, because they didn't have the "appropriate paperwork" due to a "communication breakdown."

See also:
-Bathroom Birther: Lawmaker Wants People to Use Birth Certificate to Prove They're in the Right Bathroom

This happened yesterday during a hearing of the House Appropriations Committee, of which Kavanagh is the chairman. That committee deals with bills that appropriate money, so it's fairly obvious that Kavanagh's gaming the legislative system in an attempt to pass his potty-cop bill.

You better bet that the theocratic lobbying organization Center for Arizona Policy helped out Kavanagh with his amendment, as Kavanagh's proven to be a pretty reliable pawn for situations like these.

While the City of Phoenix was trying to get its new anti-discrimination ordinance passed recently, the organization tried to convince its followers that this would give an excuse for men to "gain access" to little girls in bathrooms. According to an Associated Press report, Kavanagh "said he was worried an anti-discrimination ban passed in Phoenix last month would serve as a cover for pedophiles who want to expose themselves to children of the opposite gender."

Um, would it be news to Kavanagh that it's illegal for pedophiles to expose themselves to children of any gender?

Kavanagh said yesterday that his proposal will be discussed at next week's meaning, so we'll have to wait and see if that actually happens.



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jtmunkus
jtmunkus

Another ridiculous attempt at discrimination brought to you by the "Keep the Government Out Of My Life" party.

Probably a closeted "woman in a man's body."

McAmy
McAmy

It's being pulled and disguised as another bill to allow businesses to ban trans people from using their bathrooms instead.  Keep an eye on SB1045, that's where this floater is going to surface.  


Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

Kavanagh just pulled this version of the bill, since he as getting so much flack about it.

Now he plans on introducing legislation later this week to grant immunity from prosecution to business owners who deny a transgendered person access to the restroom the associate with.

So he pulls on bullshit bill, only to intend to replace it with another bullshit bill that makes it legal for a business to discriminate against a transgendered individual..... 

This guy is a real piece of shit.

solrac57
solrac57

Mr. Kavanagh is from a dying breed of individuals; which unfortunately seem to migrate to Arizona in large numbers. Eventually this dying breed will thin out, but never be completely extinguished. I just hope they quit migrating to Arizona. I hear Florida is lovely this time of year.

azerica
azerica

This is nothing more than a deeply discriminatory, mean-spirited attack at the utterly harmless and struggling transgender population of this state.  Kavanagh is attempting to criminalize and incarcerate an entire minority group.  Where have we heard that before?  Kavanagh is a New Yorker and former NYPD cop who wants to come here and turn AZ into his vision of a police state.  This is a very evil man who should be run out of Arizona.

goolia0475
goolia0475

And the Republicans want less government control? Could have fooled me.

qdilzq
qdilzq

So if your birth certificate says H you can use either one?


MMMMM
MMMMM

All  this bill is and does is promote fear and discrimination of those who have valid reason to use the bathroom that specifically matches their gender identity when all they want to do is pee!  How ridiculous is this?  Good move, Kavanaugh!  Those laws regarding pedophiles are already in place.

Sheeesh!!  Things are getting really draconian in Arizona that is becoming a fascist always a need to show your papers state.


david_saint01
david_saint01

lol so, if hes so concerned about pedophiles and such, why not bring up the law that couldnt get a hearing regarding child sex trafficking? sorry, i call BULLSHIT! 

Cozz
Cozz

LOL...Arizona is a Comedy channel all of it's own.

The real scary part is that people actually vote for idiots like Kavanagh.

gatsby_1
gatsby_1

This is so ridiculous. I bet this lawmaker is for less government, too.

slappy
slappy

Babeu has given his reassurance that if this law goes into effect, he personally will monitor the men's rooms, to ensure full compliance with the law. Babeu proposes conducting hands on random "package inspection" of men using public restrooms.

Kavanagh is greatful for Babeu's ecsatic support. 

deniseaz2003
deniseaz2003

i would be more fearful of a priest or a football coach , or even a politician in the same bathroom with any one else in it no matter the other person's age .

oscaroscaroscar
oscaroscaroscar

Calling Kavanagh an asswipe is not fair to asswipes.

Throw these kooks the hell out of the state.

HaddieNuff
HaddieNuff

Couldn't sneak that one through, Mr. Kavanagh?  But at least it's not dead.  I'm sure comedians all over the country are very grateful.

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