What Kind of Douchebag Would Join the Joe Arpaio "Shadow Army"?

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In case you missed it earlier this week, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is getting his very own "shadow army."

A circulating e-mail from Maricopa County Republican Committee Chairman A. J. LaFaro explains that they're going "to muster and organize a 'shadow army' of 'shadow warriors' that are willing to volunteer their time to stand toe-to-toe at the majority of the locations here in Maricopa County where the paid progressive socialists are collecting petition signatures to recall Sheriff Joe."

See also:
-Joe Arpaio's Teabagger Pals Muster "Shadow Army" Against Recall Effort with Help from Chad Willems

Yeah, nothing will make you vomit red, white, and blue like going "toe-to-toe" with folks gathering petition signatures.

"Some Arpaio supporters have taken it upon themselves to actively engage voters who are being asked to sign this recall petition," Arpaio campaign manager Chad Willems wrote in an e-mail to Stephen Lemons. "It is their right to do so and we are happy to assist them in their efforts."

Now, we have a simple question this morning: what kind of douchebag would join this Joe Arpaio "shadow army?"


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tongue_twister_for_t
tongue_twister_for_t topcommenter

Hey he's the Maricopa County Sheriff Only he has no jurisdiction outside of Maricopa County, if he tries anything ouside of MC then he's in violation of the laws. He's still a cop and he violates the laws of own county laws by lying under oath while on the stand, they have him on video doing so and changing his stories while he's ON DUTY because he's a cop.

bobby5527
bobby5527

hey, if you live in pinal county can you still get in on this recall bandwagon? never mind, we've got tweedle dumb's tweedle dee wannabe out here. so to other states, if you're worried the government's going to take your weapons then come to Arizona where MCSO's arming anyone and everyone even those with prior criminal convictions. i understand there are those serving MCSO who really believe in helping their community, but the rest have got to stop taking joe seriously.

Eleanor_Holguin
Eleanor_Holguin

JAF would volunteer. He's a special kind of doucheybag. He has already said he would stop people with violence from signing the petition. 


When I go to sign if anybody approaches me they better want to be on video and/or photographed.

jerk_store
jerk_store

"Some Arpaio supporters have taken it upon themselves to actively engage voters who are being asked to sign this recall petition," Arpaio campaign manager Chad Willems wrote in an e-mail to Stephen Lemons. "It is their right to do so and we are happy to assist them in their efforts."

Wow. Amazing that this clusterfuck of a sheriff's office is literally saying "we'll support anyone who chooses to intimidate people who don't agree with the head politician in charge of our organization." This is a law enforcement agency, correct? Aren't they supposed to protect citizens rather than help try to bully them? 

sarum
sarum

What kind of douchebag does volunteer work?  An UNEMPLOYED one!

donkeyshow
donkeyshow

I hope Joe's army will be carrying weapons, there's no telling what the illegal mexicans and their enablers will do when they see real americans supporting our patriotic sheriff.

chrisinphx
chrisinphx

I havent seen anybody out and about collecting signatures for the recall. Id LOVE to sign and get that fool out of office, where can I find them at?

Kaytee Fournier
Kaytee Fournier

I wonder exactly how many off his "posse" members are the ones convicted of assault, sex crimes against children, and impersonating a police officer...? Are those REALLY the kind of people you want ARMED around your children's schools???? This arrogant asshole has lost his mind... a long time ago, but some how, it's gotten worse.... (syphyllus maybe?)

Victor Hoelscher
Victor Hoelscher

I think a shadow army is the perfect way to battle this shadow effort of a Re-call. Is someone actually supposed to take this childish publicity stunt seriously? All they are doing is giving the flaccid old fool what he loves best, more publicity.

robert_graham
robert_graham

Actually Mr. Hendley you are the douchebag. Who fucked you in your ass last night?

wipethataliencumoff
wipethataliencumoff

I heard that Joe's army is just going to be handing out wetnaps to the libtards to wipe the illegal alien cum off of their chins.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

I have a couple simple rhetorical questions.

Should ANY taxpayer and voter have to fear for their safety and well being simply because they oppose the policies and politics of the local elected sheriff?

Shouldn't the local elected sheriff work to make those very same taxpayers and voters feel safe, respected, and protected in the county he serves?

Shouldn't I, and hundreds just like me, in this country we call a democracy, have the right to gather in a public place to talk to people and gather their signatures, WITHOUT having a 'shadow army' of people whose sole purpose is to harass and intimidate, at the direction of the elected sheriff?

Brandon Doyle
Brandon Doyle

In terms of going "toe to toe" with me let me just say, "I wisha bitch would"...fucking douche nozzles, seriously. They remind me of that teacher from Donnie Darko that stands up for Patrick Swayz even though he's been exposed as a kiddie porn owing weirdo. (oddly similar considering those uninvestigated cases)

Stephen Grange
Stephen Grange

Angry, white and near death would be the qualifications that pop into mind.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

its wording like that, that is inciting problems. to Willems it is a innocent phrase, to others it is a call to do what ever they can to stop people and they may take that as a suggestion to take it to a physical level. just because one person sees it one way does not mean everyone else sees it that way. are you going to honestly tell me that LaFaro, a guy who gives speeches as part of his job is not aware that half the people who hear that, are going to take that as a threat or as a call to to get physical? he didnt do this as a ad-lib speech either, this was a written statement that he put time and thought into. he poof read this before he printed it and is fully aware that it is a veiled threat. he is hoping people who oppose him will be intimidated, and he is covering his ass by not coming out directly with a threat so he cant be held responsible for the actions of others.

jerk_store
jerk_store

@donkeyshow True patriots wouldn't let ignorant, uneducated rednecks intimidate people who don't see eye-to-eye with their hero, who has no problem putting on a show for cameras instead of actually protecting people. Only a coward does that. Only a coward would support that.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

@Victor Hoelscher Do you remember when Russ Pearce's own SON started a recall of the Clown Sheriff?  Not the Nazi son - the one that worked for MCSO.

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

@JAFucker. "Dreamers". Wow, are we supposed to worry about them? No. And I tell you why---

Because these students have college degrees, diplomas, have served in the U.S. Military. These people are way smarter than you will ever be. Why should we worry about them? They have far more class than you're neo-Nazi/anti-American government buddies. "Dreamers" will do just fine in this country. The best part is that your old butt pal--The Flaccid Failure can't touch them.

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

@JoeArpaioFan "Dreamers". Wow, are we supposed to worry about them? No. And I tell you why---

Because these students have college degrees, diplomas, have served in the U.S. Military. These people are way smarter than you will ever be. Why should we worry about them? They have far more class than you're neo-Nazi/anti-American government buddies. "Dreamers" will do just fine in this country. The best part is that your old butt pal--The Flaccid Failure can't touch them.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan lmao unfortunately for you, theres these things called Judges, and they dont tend to side with arpaio or the state GOP very much..wonder why..lol probably because they have a firm grasp of what the law is and they actually stick to it..while your deranged hero joe tries to re invent it. 

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan lol youd know all about getting it in the butt wouldnt you, since joe gives it to you daily...

IdontRecall
IdontRecall

JoeAssFarts,the only yellow thing is Your face, after you finish licking clean the Old Fart ass for a diaper change. ASSLICKER.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@wipethataliencumoff lol joes bitches are the ones that need to wipe his baby batter off their faces and quit blowing him daily....oh, and you need to find something better to do with your days than hanging out under joes desk...

HaddieNuff
HaddieNuff

@Tommy_Collins Thank you, Tommy!  That's been my question(s) since I heard about this. How is this acceptable behavior from anyone, especially a law enforcement administrator? Unbelievable this can not be loudly protested, even in Maricopa County.

drgonzo
drgonzo

@Tommy_Collins that would be the First Amendment - the right to peaceably assemble.  Shadow armies fomented by a state actor to interfere with such assemblies are unconstitutional.  But when does the supreme law of the land matter more than votes and koolaid drinkers to Joe?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@Tommy_Collins  tut, tut, tut Tommy. didnt you read Willams' release? these people arent doing it at Joe's direction. (but he sure isnt doing anything to stop a veiled threat either......however if it was worded the same way  but against him? oh then it would most assuredly be construed as a threat and require the help of Seagal and the posse if not the national guard). its only free speach if its in support of him, if it isnt....well thats a subversive terrorist agenda

Bnbk
Bnbk

@danzigsdaddy LaFaro and his Shadow Puppet Army will intimidate no one.....If any physical confrontation should be instigated by the Shadow Puppet Army it will be recorded and reported.....This move by LaFaro shows that Arpaio is  concerned about this recall,I just hope the media hurries up and starts reporting the info from the report Arpaio was so uneager to release.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan @Tommy_Collins cause we have those pesky things called FACTS on our side..learn what they are, present them accordingly, and then we might start to take you seriously..

ps for the people who claim they support joe for upholding the law, you sure like to flaunt that you plan on breaking it with voter intimidation tactics. 

drgonzo
drgonzo

@JoeArpaioFan @Tommy_Collins you're free to speak.  You're not free, at the behest of your idol, to interfere with another's exercise of their rights.  In other words, keep on spouting your tripe as a fan.  If you become an agent of joe and not just a public fellater, the rules change.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@wipethataliencumoff @Tommy_Collins lmao coming from someone supporting a man who fabricated a charge against a judge just to stop a hearing he knew he would lose, id have to say you dont know your dick from your ass.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@Bnbk KPHO 5 already did. look on KPHO's site and type in  "MCSO sex crimes investigation" on its search engine. they released the story on the 13th and updated it on the 14th. there was absolutely NO activity for the entire year of 2012, and the investigation was finished in 2011.  so when Arpaio said they were reinvestigating all those cases during the election....he was lying (yet again). since 2011, the only activity KPHO found in all the report, was an addition of the action or lack of action they took against all the people involved in bungling those cases. either A) they have been lying and did nothing, or B) they are not filing anything they did and keeping it out of the report for some unknown reason. KPHO went through the report and found absolutely nothing to substantiate MCSO's claims that they were investigating those cases again or taking any action on them. Joe just rode those victims and their cases during the election to make it seem like he was doing what people wanted, he once again left them on the roadside in his quest for political gain and publicity

sarum
sarum

@david_saint01 @JoeArpaioFan @danzigsdaddy I have some chickens that are stupid because they bite the hand that feeds them so I conclude that JAF is stupid like a chicken because he bites everybody regardless of how they have expressed their position.  JAF is like a chicken also because he makes me laugh the same way they do - over stupid stuff he doesn't even know.  I had one chicken that decided she wanted to be a tree bird.  In order to compensate for her clipped wings she went to the other end of the yard and ran and ran and ran like the wind - and when she hit that tree trunk I am surprised she didn't break her neck.  JAFFY is like that hen - he kinda knows his wings are clipped but he still doesn't really know what that means - so he gives us all a laugh when he keeps hitting the tree trunk over and over and over.  There is a difference between JAF and the hen - when everybody (even the wild birds) laughed at her she NEVER tried to be a tree bird again.  She learned.  JAFFY doesn't learn.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan  the only reason you are supporting Arapio is because he will allow degenerates like you and the likes of pedophiles to go unhindered by things such as laws.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan Robert, do you even realize how many people you drive away from your cause just because no one wants to be associated with a F@#ing idiot like you?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan you have got to be the dumbest person on ANY blog Robert. please, please show me where i was ever in any way ever for illegal immigration. show me where i have ever opposed reform or encouraged illegal immigration. show me where i have ever been for not punishing people who commit crimes. show me where i am for Obama. unlike you, i feel the laws are put in place for everyone Robert. i dont feel that laws should only apply to certain individuals because i either dislike them or they oppose my political views. you on the other hand do. you cry about how you are all for law and order, yet you want everyone who isnt either mexican or black to get a free pass. you do not believe that the people who are promoting the illegals coming here by hiring them should be punished or even stopped. you believe that anything you do can NOT be illegal, simply because its you doing it. you do not believe sex crimes and pedophilia should be punished or investigated, because you feel it is a waste of time. you feel that anyone accused of any crime (whether they are innocent or not) should be punished before their guilt or innocence is proven. you scream and cry how you are a law abiding patriot.....prove it, join the service Robert and show your dedication and patriotism. its spineless little jellyfish like you that are destroying America. learn the law and then follow the law before you preach the law

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