Joe Arpaio's Posse Doing a School-Shooting Simulation, and Steven Seagal's Supervising

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Folks, Sheriff Joe Arpaio's school-patrol posse is so serious about school safety that posse members will be setting up a school-shooting simulation this weekend as a test.

Have we mentioned yet that actor Steven Seagal will be supervising the festivities?

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-Joe Arpaio's Posse: The COPS Episode (Kind of)
-Joe Arpaio's School-Patrolling Posse Not POST Certified; I.E., They Ain't Cops

"On Saturday, February 9, 2013, qualified armed volunteers from Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's posse will undergo their first ever training event which simulates an actual school shooting," an Arpaio press release says. "Sheriff Arpaio, who ordered the training, says six instructors will lead 40 armed posse volunteers through four different scenarios where a shooter or shooters come onto a school campus with the intent to kill."

The NRA-blessed posse will be holding this drill in Fountain Hills -- the actual school isn't disclosed -- and 25 kids between the ages of 14 and 18 have apparently volunteered to be involved.

"Instructors from the Sheriff's Office SWAT division as well as certified instructor/actor/posse volunteer Steven Segal will lead the all-day training exercises on various aspects on shooting scene management including room entry tactics and hand to hand tactics," Arpaio's press release says.

Thank goodness. Folks, please watch the instructional video below on how to stop a school shooting:


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DNichols
DNichols

Is that a picture of a "Chalupa" sitting on a towell?

Why dosen't Arpaio train his Deputies to protect Arizona Children from Child Molesting, and Rape?

Not enough "Media Whore" ratings in doing his actual duty?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

as long as Seagal is training them in the "Seagal Defense" they will know how to beat up a hooker or kill a pup if one of those 2 ever try to assault one of our schools 

JohnQ.Public
JohnQ.Public

For all those that like to get on this blog and pontificate about how bad Joe is (like me) - you need to get off your ass and do something to help this recall effort. Put your time, effort, energy and, yes, money, where your mouth is and do something to assist this effort. The website is www.recallarpaio.com. You don't even need to go into their office - you can download a copy of the petition right from their website to begin circulating it yourselves. Or you can go to the Volunteer page, put in your info and let them call you. Either way, enough pontificating - time to do something more than just talk. Or, if your not willing to get off your ass, stop whining because you've become part of the problem through your own inaction in the face of Joe's injustices!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

so will Seagal, Arpaio or the posse be paying for the school to be cleaned and aired out once they set off their smoke bombs? will they be paying for the fire damage that occurs with flash/bang grenades? will they pay to have all traces of the gas they will be using in these exercises cleaned from the school? they cant say they wont be using them, because that is part of the training they should be learning that is used in a situation like this. if they arent considering using these things, the whole thing is just a sham for publicity (we already know it is though). so tell me Joe, do we count this in the mismanaged funds category or in the needless lawsuit category of money you've cost us? even if they use pepper spray or the pepper guns.....they leave trace all over that has to be removed

dodugan
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donotrecall
donotrecall

What kind of bullshit is this. Shouldn't This POS CORRUPT SHURF  be trying to solve the 400+ rape cases or conducting the oustanding warrants? What's the point in trainning those goofballs if they don't have the authority to arrest people or plant a foot in schools grounds. It;s so obvious that all of this shit is done just for publicity, specially by bringing that other POS HOOKER BEATER BIATCH Seagal

I wonder if those School Oficials that are going to provide the RING for the MCSO POSSE CIRCUS are in their right mind, or maybe the OLD FOOL threatened them to cooperate or He'd arrest them since that's what he does the best

Perhaps the OLD FOOL is aimming for an OSCAR  as a prize for all his performances as a Director of the MCSO SOAP OPERA or for THE BEST MEDIA WHORE. NWAY, I just hope there are no puppies around or chickens  to be killed, also keep all the cars away in case that they bring that old "tank"

BTW, where in the fuck is Jaffy?,could it be that he is to busy pleasing that pair dicks, or maybe they missed his mouth and pocked his eyes instead and he can not see the keyboard. Jaffy, here jaffy jaffy...... that's a good biatch.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

If Tom Cruise isn't busy maybe they can get him to come by and spout some Scientology learnings to the posse, as well.

I think Barb Streisand is free to share her thoughts on pretty much anything.

Alice Cooper is far too smart to get trapped into this type of garbage. (I've played a round of golf with him. Very nice guy and VERY good golfer,by the way)

Kurt Warner? Nope, once again, too smart.

Chuck Norris? Maybe. He may be too busy saving Texas, however.

Larry Hagman? May he rest in peace knowing he will never be a part of something like this.

Ryan Secrest? Nope. Too busy.

Joe Namath. A distinct possibility, I suppose. Is he actually older than the geriatric shurf, I wonder?

Mrs. Brewer? Only if she's told to do so. She may show up to feed cookies and sodas to the kids. Not likely, however. It seems she has a new circle of friends with whom to fly hither and yon.

Stephen Lemons? VERY likely. Not sure if he will be allowed close enough to provide instruction, however.

Morgan Freeman? No way. The man has class.

James Earl Jones? Again, No way. Far too smart and has too much class.

Honorable SOS Hillary Clinton? Nope. Too busy. Too smart. Too ethical.

Suggestions are being accepted.

Until then it looks like the washed up actor with the bad dye job is the only one willing to act like he's in law enforcement. Well, except the local sheriff, of course.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

a old washed up overweight has been training old washed up overweight has beens.........theres a productive evening, all planned by yet one more old washed up overweight has been. may god have mercy on those poor kids souls, if they make it out alive, they'll still be scarred for life. they'll never get the picture of Seagals fat ass sweating from the exertion of keeping that ass upright while training their grandparents all under the keen eye of a guy who feels sex crimes against kids isnt a crime out of their minds.....

cassityg32
cassityg32

What moronic pairents are allowing their children to partake in these highly dangerous seneros? Lets just pretend that this "training" was in any way a routine type of thing handled & carried out by qualified/mentally capable people. NO ONE uses children in training situations where live ammo is involved. The whole point of a TRAINING is to practice something & in this case to train these unqualified volunteers how to & not to react in the case of a massive school shooting. This is putting these children in great danger & with these ignorant parents allowing these kids (at least the ones ages 14-17) I'd LOOOVE to know where the hell CPS is? Is this not putting kids in harms way?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

Whaaaaaaaaat? an article about 2 of Jaffys favorite things (Arpaio and Seagal) and not a peep out of little Robbie? did he get grounded for posting threats on the abc15 site?

cassityg32
cassityg32

What moronic pairents are allowing their children to partake in these highly dangerous seneros? Lets just pretend that this "

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

Hmmmm.... Actor Segal. The same guy who was dumped from the Louisiana volunteer squad for beating on a hooker he had contracted with for sex. That guy?

Imagine how the certified officers at MCSO must feel when they hear of crap like this from the shurf.

I feel badly for the professionals at MCSO.

HaddieNuff
HaddieNuff

OMG! There will be actual, live human children there?  That's scary, considering what happened to the puppy last time these two nuts got together.

propper_family
propper_family

So can someone explain how the "posse" which is nothing more than armed civilians in a fancy shirts are allowed on a school campus with their weapons?  They are not peace officers of any sort so how is it legal for them to be armed on school grounds?  They lack powers of arrest so what can they do except call real cops?

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

I wonder if our friend Robert Jaffy will be there with a squirt gun.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

Ok, so the odds are 10 to 1, that Seagal and/or The Prune Posse, find some way to blow up at least part of the school where this circus stunt is scheduled to appear.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

Shouldn't Seagal be saved for stunts where he really knows the material?  Like, for example, prostitutes and sex slaves?

He can bring in the L.A. Sheriff that booted him for his refusing to answer questions about it!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

i always said Arpaio was running this like a bad movie..........now with Seagal showing up, it truly will be a bad movie.  it will fail miserably just like every movie Seagal ever did

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Please tell me their selling tickets to this.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

wont Seagal get confused when he gets into a scenario that isnt all choreographed out for him? sadly i see many kids getting hurt in this.....and they arent even using live ammo

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Lmao I can't wait to see how badly this latest round of MCSO/MCSO shurf bullshit blows up in the faces of Maricopa County taxpayers.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@JohnQ.Public

Do you have a mailing address where I can send my donation?

JohnQ.Public
JohnQ.Public

@dodugan Careful-the Tri-Lateral Commission is monitoring your posts on this blog and is preparing to send the black helicopters to your house tonight to silence you.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@Tommy_Collins

What about Liam Neeson? Fantastic actor. Far too smart for the Old Fool.

Doors singer Jim Morrison? No. He hated police. Plus he'd be busy enjoying his retirement or playing shows with the other Doors.

Donald Trump? Possibly. Both Trump and the Old Fool like to make asses of themselves, especially regarding the whole birther issue.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@danzigsdaddy

Why am I not surprised? This IS Arizona, after all....

bob_lablaw96
bob_lablaw96

@cassityg32 It is doubtful that even Joe would give his geriatric posse members live ammo.  Settle down.  

His plan is not as much about training as it is about the media impact of having the fat, flabby Seagal on scene, just out of camera range of Joe.  No one will be injured, nor will they be trained. It is a great opportunity for Joe to show the public that he still has "friends in high places" willing to shill for his idiotic press conferences.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@danzigsdaddy

Maybe they finally locked him in a straitjacket and tossed him in a rubber room at the local mental hospital... he does need to be force-fed the meds for the voices in his empty head...

bob_lablaw96
bob_lablaw96

@danzigsdaddy The taste of semen in his throat has left him unable to respond.  Once the Flaccid Fool, and the Fat Fool, have finished, and he is sated, he will be here, no doubt.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

@cassityg32 Cassity, it's Fountain Hills. The Old Moron pretty well owns FH and all it's citizens. They just recently erected a memorial to the Crown Vic the Geriatric Goon wrecked there.

RobAZ
RobAZ

@Tommy_Collins You read my mind Tommy.  MCSO is constantly touted as one of the largest sheriff's offices in the country yet a has been D actor is brought in to "train" people?  Nobody within MCSO is qualified to lead such training?

And, has anyone checked to see of Segal is allowed within 500 feet of a school?

WhoKnows
WhoKnows topcommenter

@propper_family It's not legal.  The Prune Posse he started sending out can not step foot on school property.  Only thing they can do is call real cops.  Much like anyone else in the school can do!

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

@WhoKnows He would be, but the gun is in for repairs. Reports from MCSO said it was squirting prematurely. Not good.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@shadeaux14

I sure hope so. I've got fresh popcorn and a brand new bottle of rum.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

@MaskedMagician1967 This may turn into the latest debacle that Laurie Roberts just opined about. She may be ordering a bucket of crow in the next week or so.

cassityg32
cassityg32

@bob_lablaw96 @cassityg32 I don't know. From what I gather here & other articles it sounds like they will be armed & the weapons will be loaded although even blanks can cause some serious damage.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@Tommy_Collins @MaskedMagician1967

I usually like Roberts' columns. We agree that the mentally unstable idgits at the Legislature are kooks.

She agreed with Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk over the abuses of power emanating from Candy Andy and the Miscreants as well as the Old Fool of MCSO during the Maricopa County War.

But alas, you're right as usual Tommy. Laurie will need to order that crow.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@cassityg32  in all fairness, even they couldnt be stupid enough to use real ammo. there is a possibility of real gas though, and if they did do that, then we would have to be paying to have have the school cleaned so the kids wont get sick from it. tear gas or smoke bombs will still cause damage and leave residue

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