Border Agents Find Women With Buckets of Chicken: Half Original Recipe, Half Meth

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CBP
The actual meth-chicken buckets.
Unless someone's familiar with a Nogales-area establishment that sells chicken and meth in the same bucket, we'll have to rely on U.S. Customs and Border Protection's claim that it busted a smuggling attempt.

Yes, the preferred method of smuggling in this attempt apparently was to hide multiple pounds of meth inside a bucket full o' fried chicken.

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CBP says the two bucket-holders were found on a commercial shuttle van, which stopped at a checkpoint on Interstate 19, north of Nogales.

The meth load totaled almost six pounds.

CBP says the women -- who weren't named -- were arrested and face prosecution, although a check of federal court filings since Thursday didn't bring up any methy-fried-chicken cases.

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CBP
That may be cooked, but it's sure not chicken.
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robert_graham
robert_graham

I guess what Border agents found was not finger licking good now was it?

squash
squash

Mmmmmmmm, there's nothing like some pollo asado al carbón with a side of meth!

penkdooo
penkdooo

lol, now thats my kinda chicken, yee haw!


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JokeArpaioFan
JokeArpaioFan

Hello? Insert Breaking Bad joke here... Was the chicken from Los Pollos Hermanos? Where was Gus Fring?

robert_graham
robert_graham

@robhhh1 Smuggling should now be punished by death. Border agents should have been allowed to yank her from the car and impose that sentence on the spot.  No trial is necessary because she was in possession of the drugs.

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