Joe Arpaio's Hissy-Fit of the Day: Stop Calling Other People "Sheriff Joe"

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"Sheriff Joe" Biden
It's just about every day that Sheriff Joe Arpaio says something that's guaranteed to make you shake your head.

Today's cry for attention actually took place on Friday night, as Arpaio complained that people were calling Vice President Joe Biden "Sheriff Joe."

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We'd like to think Arpaio was getting teary-eyed while "tweeting" on a Friday night with nothing but his laptop, his couch, and a whole lot of boxed wine, but we know that wasn't the case.

Arpaio doesn't use a computer, and he certainly doesn't know how the Internet works, so his "ghost tweeters" dropped this gem of wisdom on Arpaio's Twitter account Friday evening:

"President Obama keeps calling VP Biden Sheriff Joe and now Drudge is doing it to? There is only one Sheriff Joe and that's me."

Just for clarity's sake, an extra "o" at the end of "to" and a sad-face -- in the form of ":(" -- would have still been 10 characters under Twitter's 140-character limit.

Obama has called Biden "Sheriff Joe" for a few years now, but who really cares?

If you feel like you just got dumber by reading Arpaio's latest whine, take solace in the following funny photographs of Arpaio, also posted on his Twitter profile.

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It's hard to look like the oldest person in a room full of old people.

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car_del99
car_del99

The other people that are called  " sheriff joe " should be insulted..

" sheriff joe " = IDIOT , WINDBAG ,STUPID ,JOKE ,

DNichols
DNichols

I am sure Arpaio's pal "Rump Ranger Paul" calls him "Sheriff Joe".

robert_graham
robert_graham

You should see what Matthew Hendley's decrepit old parents look like when they sit around the table.

MandyMountain
MandyMountain

Arpaio should sue! Then Biden (who in my book is a dick, BTW) can put the proceeds in his campaign war chest.

bob_lablaw96
bob_lablaw96

I think it is appropriate and courteous to reserve the name, "Sheriff Joe" for the old fart.  That way, any time we read a headline saying, "Sheriff Joe dies," we won't have to wonder which one they are talking about.  We can get right down to planning the party and the election of a suck-sessor.

trankmonk
trankmonk

What a lil whinebaby. I cant wait till his corrupt, pompous arse is called out!

www.ImaAnon.tk

mtbazhiker
mtbazhiker

New Times vendetta against Sheriff Joe is the real joke. So f'in what!!?? A news story based off a single tweet about nothing??

wtf...
wtf...

he doesn't seem too comfortable on that second picture

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

Isn't that where the Flaccid Failure belongs? And not at the MCSO or on the 19th floor of the Wells Fargo Bank. I supposed he'll be spending a great deal of time among geriatrics in what is his last term in office......

Or maybe his final year. Who knows?

ExpertShot
ExpertShot topcommenter

Is that Charles Jackson from the Arizona Buffalo Soldiers Motorcycle Club hamming it up with Arpayaso? 

car_del99
car_del99

  @JoeArpaioFan I am pretty sure that you can't see much from where you spend all day ( under the jokers' desk )



david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan really, thats the best you have? lol your comment is about as pathetic as your life.

PissOnArpaio
PissOnArpaio

@JoeArpaioFan  

Saw a picture of your parents, they look like a couple of nice guys, Mexican to boot.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@mtbazhiker arpaios vendetta against sitting judges over their rulings against him isnt a joke..or have you forgotten about that already? lol i bet you even call Obama a dictator to friends and family, etc..while you support someone who actually tries to act like one. 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@david_saint01  "tries to act like one"?   make the word act plural and remove tries and you hit that sucker right on the head

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