Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Investigation Still Exists; Lead "Birther" Swears Evidence Coming Soon

Categories: Birthers (sigh)
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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "investigation" into President Barack Obama still exists after 16 months, which has an industry term of "long con."

Believe it or not, Arpaio's birther chief still claims that there's evidence Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake, and indeed, new evidence that will have anyone convinced.

See also:
-Mike Zullo Says He Doesn't Want "Circus Show" Involved
-Joe Arpaio's New Birther "Evidence," as Usual, Was Debunked Months Ago
-Joe Arpaio Doesn't Want His Super Official "Birther" Probe Used in Presidential Debate
-Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Investigation Slammed by Ex-Sheriff's Posse Member
-Joe Arpaio Says Book Bashing His "Birther" Investigation is "All Wrong," Although He Didn't Quite Read it

It's almost comical at this point (well, it always has been), but here we are 16 months later, after multiple press conferences, and totally bogus stuff presented as "evidence," and Arpaio's boys say the good stuff's almost here.

Arpaio's birther chief Mike Zullo, in an appearance on some birther-friendly radio show, said, "The evidence that we have acquired -- new-found evidence that we have never made public at any point in time, and we are not going to make public until we have the right opportunity -- will convince even the greatest skeptic that this document is 100 percent a forgery."

(Start around the 6:50 mark for this specific part)

Oh boy, folks, it's really coming this time.

Of course, the believers will still believe, and the rational will still be rational, but it's pretty sad that this debunked farce has lived this long.

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dncmn39
dncmn39

You are right. I copied a Tile Certificate for my car and when it copied it, it stated COPY, so if I was to use it for illegal means, it indicates that it was a copy and not the orginal.

dncmn39
dncmn39

You are right. I copied a Tile Certificate for my car and when it copied it, it stated COPY, so if I was to use it for illegal means, it indicates that it was a copy and not the orginal.

wakeupfools
wakeupfools

As Fake as you are...Seems there are bugs under the rugs here.  Tax exempt status and checking the authenticity of the Presidents birth certificate?  Not even a law enforcement officer?  No arresting powers at all??  Smells like fish to me!  

joespoli
joespoli

That birth certificate is fake as fake can be. No document can be taken apart like the crap he posted unless it was created on a computer.  I do autocad and that thing behaves just as any drawing I make behaves. Every document he has presented is a fake. Where are these experts that have debunked all of the evidence that the honorable sheriff has presented? Is name calling considered evidence? Wake up and use your brain for once in your lives. Try and take any other document apart like that fake birth certificate. You deniers are a sad group of blind followers.

greeneink
greeneink

Yeah, we'll see that evidence along with the evidence that Mitt Romney's birth certificate is a fake and he was actually born in Mexico to illegal immigrants who lived on welfare in Michigan ... oopps...

greeneink
greeneink

I hope it's not the sheite we've already seen that they just found out about yesterday, because everyone has been all over this for the longest and quite frankly, we're effing tired of hearing it.

diamonion
diamonion

I have 10 bazillion% proof Arpaio was born on Jupiter to super intelligent Jovian lobster parents. This is an undeniable fact that I WILL release to the public soon someday maybe never.

Slartibartfarst
Slartibartfarst

The fundamental flaw in the whole birther arguement is that the Constitution states that to be president, one must be a "Natural Born Citizen" and beginning with the Immigration Act of 1796, anyone born to a US citizen is a "Natural Born Citizrn" no matter where in the world they were born. John McCain, born in Panama,  was qualified to be President because his parents were citizens, not because of military orders.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

Joe is never going to drop this crap as long as people are stupid enough to keep donating to it. if someone was stupid enough to keep giving you money to prove Santa Claus was real, wouldnt you take it? (probably not because you and i have scruples.....Joe however does not). how do you think magazines like the Enquirer stay afloat?  so long as there are people who's parents knew each other since the womb, and have achieved the highest school education of middle school......Joe will have his donations. he and Zullo are clinging to their "CASH COW" pretty damn tight

ghost
ghost

why wait so long to release certificate, unless distraction to occupy tea party.  why not take trump up on his offer.

Brandon Doyle
Brandon Doyle

Bob was just frustrated enough to go to bed...."That does it...mmmmm pillows......"

Bob Downs
Bob Downs

OMG! That does it - can't handle any more petty bickering, stupidity, or insanity. I'm going to bed. Perhaps I'll wake up to a saner world. Hey, I can dream.

Cheri Mason
Cheri Mason

Jesus Christ. I hate Obama down to my bone marrow, but this birther bullshit is just seriously ridiculous. Joe is such an ass.

gerry_c
gerry_c

You doubters need to listen to Lieutenant Zullo, Commander of the MCSO Cold Case Pussy.  Listen to his total interview.  The NSA is tapping his extremely sensitive phone calls.  It would have to be a BIG deal for Obama to divert the NSA from trying to find terrorists and terrorist supporting states.  Well, it is a BIG deal because Obama is totally scared of the latest tact of this criminal investigation.  In 1958 and continuing through 1964, Kenya required that within one hour of birth, every male child be circumcised and also to have the Kenyan National Flag tattooed on their genitals.  The election distraction caused Obama's cell phone number to be inadvertently given out.  Zullo, being the workaholic he is, was able to hack into Obama's phone number and listen into his calls.  He heard Obama requesting an urgent appointment with a laser tattoo removal service and mentioned something about a flag tattoo that he needed removed before it was seen.  At this point the government realized that Zullo was hot on Obama's tail and they started listening into his phone calls.


Recognizing the potential destruction of evidence and the intent to obstruct justice (two more felonies), Lieutenant Zullo has requested a  Sheriff's subpoena that will compel production of the Executive genitalia.  Zullo further notes that Sheriff Arpaio is no longer going alone on this law enforcement investigation of the birth certificate.  Sheriff Paul Babeu has enthusiastically joined this investigation as a direct result of Zullo's hard work, firm work ethic, erect attention to detail, and stiff upper lip in fleshing out this new evidence of a Kenyan birth.  This will break this case wide open with total proof of Kenyan citizenship.  

Sue White
Sue White

Of course it is. It is 1) Arizona, and 2) Joe Arpaio. His 15 minutes should have ended a few elections ago, yes?

Mamie Zembal
Mamie Zembal

He needs to get a life! Old man is a piece of crap

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

Lmao the birthers still don't understand the Constitution they claim to love.

Article 4 Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution awards full faith and credit to all public-records and judicial proceedings.

Since President Obama has made his birth certificate public, it would qualify for the full faith and credit protection.

Benjamin Meyer
Benjamin Meyer

They claimed they would release the birth cert in Hawaii when they could prove Mitt Romney was not a unicorn..it got 12,000 signatures, compared to 1,000 to release the cert info in HI..

Linda Evans
Linda Evans

If there were any evidence, Hillary Clinton's campaign would have ferreted it out years ago. What a waste of time.

Joe Kennedy
Joe Kennedy

Hey Mo they blocked me for life over on the channel 12 page because I'm an Atheist. I guess they can't take the facts.

Joe Kennedy
Joe Kennedy

Sheriff Gumdrop is a clown. If they had anything they would have used it before the election. I see some people like having Arpaio and his cronies blow smoke up their asses. Ken and Joel.

Mo Sberg
Mo Sberg

Chris is an AZCentral troll that I completely wrecked ages ago. I looked at his profile before he blocked most of it and its only linked to other AZcentral troll accounts. And I self-moderate quite well, but there is no "argument" here, and the birthers certainly deserve any and all "foul" language they get. Yes, and the maize is only good for color, I put it with my black bean salsa. :D

Joe Kennedy
Joe Kennedy

Corn has no nutritional value..just sayin.

Mo Sberg
Mo Sberg

My argument? What FUCKING argument? Eat the motherfucking corn out of my ass, Christie. Birthers are the biggest joke since Alex Jones got a radio show.

Chris Rasmussen
Chris Rasmussen

Nice language Mo. Real classy. Makes your arguement lose all credibility.

Mo Sberg
Mo Sberg

LOL, freaking birthers. I hate the Dronestriker-in-chief, but this racist shit just has to stop. Fucking pathetic.

Cole Jacobsen
Cole Jacobsen

Annoying huh? It's only a little more annoying than your "magazine" talking about him every issue.

Ken Kay
Ken Kay

Get him Joe. Good job.

bobby5527
bobby5527

If Donald Trump failed in his birther quest then there's no reason to suggest Joe Arpaio will succeed. cassityg32  need not worry, no one takes any of this seriously,(HOPEFULLY).

cassityg32
cassityg32

Why is anyone taking this piece of corrupt crap seriously?

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

Why isn't this criminal piece of crap in prison?

robert_graham
robert_graham

If there is nothing to worry about, why be concerned about the investigation? But the truth is, liberals are nervous that the truth will come out and this is why they are crying fowl.  Same applies to show me your papers. Those who have papers shouldn't be worried; only people without them.

ClassIsInSession
ClassIsInSession

@SlartibartfarstThere is no such thing as an Immigration Act of 1796, quit spewing bullshit.  As for John McCain, The former unincorporated territory of the Panama Canal Zone and its related military facilities were not regarded as United States territory at the time, but 8 U.S.C. 1403, which became law in 1937, retroactively conferred citizenship on individuals born within the Canal Zone on or after February 26, 1904, and on individuals born in the Republic of Panama on or after that date who had at least one U.S. citizen parent employed by the U.S. government or the Panama Railway Company. This was also ruled on by US District Judge William Alsup in September 2008.

Chilidog
Chilidog

@ghost Obama released it in 2008. How is that "so long?"

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

@gerry_c Hard work. Firm work ethic, erect attention. Gerry, you have outdone yourself with this post. In fact, you may have exceeded OSB this time.

STIFF upper lip. FLESHING out...

All with reference to young Joe Paul Babeu....

Chilidog
Chilidog

@gerry_c You forgot about the stolen SSN from the guy who was born in 1840 and died in 1977.  

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@bobby5527

Donald Trump enjoys making an ass of himself from time to time.

The Flaccid Fucknut, however, makes an ass of himself each and every day.

graham57
graham57

@JoeArpaioFan Those of us who actually have bothered to study the relevant law and how investigations are supposed to work concluded a long time ago that the activities of the CCP and Mike Zullo in particular are what is known as "blowing smoke". If they had any evidence worth a damn it would be kept secret and presented to a properly convened Grand Jury, not trolled through the media on yet another variant of the "Any Day Now" BS line. In short, we're all laughing at the slow progress of the Clown Show. 

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan

Then why have 8 U.S. District Courts shot down the birther bullshit?

Show me your papers will be enjoined also.

gerry_c
gerry_c

@Tommy_Collins

Glad you got a laugh Tommy! I am perplexed by this investigation. Reasonable suspicion...probable cause...proof positive...and now proof beyond a reasonable doubt. Isn't it sort of hard to apply the conviction standard when the readpnable doubt starts with not knowing who dunnit? Unless you can name a perp unnamed because you have some DNA from the image on whitehouse.gov....Maybe the cold case posse is more advanced than Zullo makes them appear. Have the consulted with Aubuchon about the statute of limitations?

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

@Chilidog

Which guy was this? The oldest person on record was born in 1895 and died 2012. She was 117.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967 topcommenter

My bad.

The oldest person on record is Jeanne Calment. She lived to be 122.

Chilidog
Chilidog

@MaskedMagician1967  you know, That guy. The guy with the SSN that Obama stole.  

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