Actor Jason London Took a Dump Inside a Scottsdale Cop Car, Said He's "Happy as Sh*t"

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Actor Jason London best known -- and perhaps only known -- for his role as Randall 'Pink' Floyd in the movie Dazed and Confused, took a shit in a Scottsdale police car Sunday night.

According to a Scottsdale Police Department report, this was only after London sneezed in a man's face at the Martini Ranch bar, and after that guy got upset, London punched him in the face.

Security at the bar told police that they had to "defend themselves" from London as they removed him from the bar, and he got a bit rowdy with firefighters, paramedics, and cops as they tried to treat his injuries, according to the report.

When London was asked for his side of the story, he called the cop a "fucking hillbilly," and said the cops couldn't do anything for him.

The man who got sneezed on said he was sure London had done it intentionally, and said he got punched after asking London to apologize.

London was arrested on charges of assault and disorderly conduct shortly after midnight.

He then had some, um, choice words for the officer who was escorting him down the street to the jail.

"Guess what, faggot? I fucking love this! I fucking own you guys so hard," London told the officer, according to the report. "I'm rich and I'm a motherfucking famous actor! Fucking look me up, bitch!"

The officer says he didn't respond anything, but London continued talking, saying, "It smells like shit in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea."

The officer wrote in his report: "I looked back at him just in time for him to lean to the left and defecate in his pants. Then he said, 'I told you that I`m happy as shit!'"

London wasn't cooperative even after they arrived at the jail, according to the report.

His wife also called police, looking for information on what happened, and told an officer that London's "an asshole when he drinks."

London just faces the charges of assault and disorderly conduct.


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24 comments
ObamaNazi
ObamaNazi

I just took an obama in my shorts.

Dave Mcclure
Dave Mcclure

You gotta poo where Randall pink Floyd wants to poo

AZLIMO.COM
AZLIMO.COM

maybe he just wanted to ride in a limo instead. can you blame the guy?

Clarence Crouch
Clarence Crouch

By the looks of him he didn't just shit in the car, the cops kicked the shit out of him, justified!!!!

Madeline Morrill
Madeline Morrill

Ok, see this man? He is mentally ill. Do not sell him a gun! Put him on the crazy list now!

amphere
amphere

What else would you expect from our Hollywood Left Elitists?


Beth Simek
Beth Simek

Maybe he and his brother can do a co-starring role together on Celebrity Rehab.

NiCole Rogers Yontz
NiCole Rogers Yontz

So you're saying he's just like every other asshole that rides in a squad car and pisses, shits, or pukes ... ?

Bobby Charleston
Bobby Charleston

when they showed him on the news i didn't even recognize him until they said who he was.....and i said oh damn!

Ant Jo
Ant Jo

"London Log" lmao!

propper_family
propper_family

i never thought someone could crap in a cop car and not get charged for it.

yelp.kae
yelp.kae

Because no one not from Az respects Az anymore because of people like Arpaio. And what McCain has become. And that governor, whose every news appearance looks like a bad joke.


Wally
Wally

"lean to the left and defecate in his pants"  -- LOL -- did Mr/Mrs officer know he pooped?

wqcharleston
wqcharleston

gross is the only word that comes to mind.

bruceusa2086
bruceusa2086

@Red Rodman there are two types of classes........There is first class and and there is no class....but you wanna be careful with this one cuz its an antique.

bordnray
bordnray

@amphere Hey meth head hes republican so much for your liberal theory!!

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